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That law says that no one can get ELECTED more than twice.

ELECTED.

This is all I'm saying. I don't care if you're for or against this law. If you're for or against President Trump.

But all these fucking idiots are ignoring the wording.

ELECTED.

It says nothing about getting into office by whatever the fuck method you can think of that is NOT ELECTED.

Are we really falling for this again?

First off, no, you didn't invent this. It's been around for a long, long time.

The "female" version of the product (yes, there is a separate product 'for women' called Lume or something like that. Same cunt as the 'doctor' who 'invented it') has a commercial that states "and we've typically made women feel bad about body odor." Really? When? I have *never* heard anyone at any time make fun of female body odor to the point where men have been excluded. My entire tenure of puberty was being made to 'feel bad' about my male body odor. Never once was anything said to any of my female friends. Not once. I'm not saying it didn't happen. What I *am* saying is that I only ever heard males made fun of for it.

My favorite part is when the fat nigger cunt on the commercial does that defiant look at the camera as she sprays this shit down her pants into her crotch area.

We all know what happens when a moron uses air freshener after a huge dump. You have a mix of flower (or whatever 'flavor') and shit. Which smells much worse than just the shit smell. Not to mention the VOCs that are now in the air. Yeah yeah ozone, something something, ozone. There's more in those sprays than ozone.

Yes. Please use this on your cunt. I'm sure it'll cover up the fish smell which is permeating the entire room you're in. Yeah. Mando is gonna work on that.

So, we're now back to falling for this bullshit. Axe Body Spray 2.0. Anyone who buys this shit is a fucking retard.

Fucking hell are people fucking stupid.

OMG these fucking commercials with the fucking 'green noise' bullshit.

I can just hear the faggots talking about it.

More proof that I hate everything about society today.

Yes, I spelled 'noise' as 'nose'. I'm sorry. I cannot edit titles. Thank you for those who pointed it out. I'll do better - not bitter - next time.

I wasn't shocked.

Ha ha ha ha ha ha. Now you have to suffer through this with a smile on your face!

Fucking stupid ass show.

https://old.reddit.com/r/conspiracy/comments/1agbpl8/prolife_tip_if_you_convert_to_a_particular/

This is hilarious.

Why? Why is it pronounced "is-rye-ell". Ugh! Drives me nuts!

It's a word used to describe someone that uses "think of the children" argument. I swear it was a word. It was a variation of pederast or something like that. Does anyone know what I'm talking about? I'm literally scouring the web for anything and I am coming up blank.

Bean dip.

First time this has ever happened to me. Didn't happen last year, or the year before... or any other year I've been alive and old enough to be a Father.

I suppose I'm glad that people actually remember and want to wish Fathers well.

Good thing? Or some weirdness...?

News came on after watching something and a bit (yeah, they're bits, like on SNL) was about a local high school's students having some type of public display about gun control legislation.

Smash cut to a clip of some 17 year old...

"No one is saying you can't own a gun."

"No one is trying to take your guns away."

The exact same things every politician and Gun Control Nut™ spews.

Irony. Far out, man.

Every. Single. Media Identity.

"Gunman"

Anything else will flag you as a kike supporter.

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