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Your 'best friend' is most likely your handler.

submitted by BitterVeteran to whatever 3 yearsJun 5, 2022 17:13:32 ago (+4/-0)     (whatever)

Think it through...


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[ - ] PostWallHelena 6 points 3 yearsJun 5, 2022 17:37:20 ago (+6/-0)

But wouldn’t a glow nigger say shit like that just to make people paranoid?

[ - ] diggernicks 0 points 3 yearsJun 5, 2022 18:42:13 ago (+0/-0)

Youre not crazy if they really are all after you

[ - ] cyclops1771 0 points 3 yearsJun 5, 2022 19:23:28 ago (+0/-0)

it's right in the rules for shills

[ - ] deleted 4 points 3 yearsJun 5, 2022 17:25:24 ago (+4/-0)

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[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 3 points 3 yearsJun 5, 2022 17:26:37 ago (+3/-0)

Pfft no it's not lol

[ - ] i_scream_trucks 2 points 3 yearsJun 6, 2022 03:51:49 ago (+2/-0)

that one hit me in the feels a bit too bruh...

[ - ] Ozark 1 point 3 yearsJun 6, 2022 04:13:57 ago (+1/-0)

At least we have friend simulators.

[ - ] i_scream_trucks 0 points 3 yearsJun 7, 2022 00:04:40 ago (+0/-0)

i keep getting banned :(

[ - ] Gowithit 2 points 3 yearsJun 5, 2022 18:38:54 ago (+2/-0)

I've had my best friend since 11th grade. So nope.

[ - ] lord_nougat 2 points 3 yearsJun 5, 2022 20:38:51 ago (+2/-0)

They hire them young!

[ - ] BitterVeteran [op] 1 point 3 yearsJun 6, 2022 10:57:16 ago (+1/-0)

Same...

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 2 points 3 yearsJun 5, 2022 17:21:19 ago (+2/-0)

Haven't ruled it out.

[ - ] Paradoxical003 1 point 3 yearsJun 5, 2022 23:46:05 ago (+1/-0)

I have no friends

[ - ] Hobama 1 point 3 yearsJun 5, 2022 19:44:54 ago (+1/-0)

Unlikely as ive seen him do too much retarded shit throughout his life.

[ - ] diggernicks 1 point 3 yearsJun 5, 2022 18:41:31 ago (+1/-0)

Friends...

Youre funny

[ - ] xmasskull 1 point 3 yearsJun 5, 2022 17:15:51 ago (+1/-0)

That would make make sense.

[ - ] giantprick 0 points 3 yearsJun 6, 2022 01:28:18 ago (+0/-0)

You're my only friend

[ - ] BoraxTheFungarian 0 points 3 yearsJun 6, 2022 01:02:35 ago (+0/-0)

Definitely. That’s why they’re my best friend. I hope someone is paying them well.