"I use green nose to calm my racing thoughts."... "I use the brown noise to help me get better sleep."... "I use pink noise to keep my focus." Fuck all of you. - Upgoat - "what's upgoat?"

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"I use green nose to calm my racing thoughts."... "I use the brown noise to help me get better sleep."... "I use pink noise to keep my focus." Fuck all of you.
submitted by BitterVeteran to whatever 10 monthsAug 10, 2024 21:08:12 ago (+3/-0) (whatever)

OMG these fucking commercials with the fucking 'green noise' bullshit.

I can just hear the faggots talking about it.

More proof that I hate everything about society today.

Yes, I spelled 'noise' as 'nose'. I'm sorry. I cannot edit titles. Thank you for those who pointed it out. I'll do better - not bitter - next time.

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[ - ] DitchPig 1 point 9 monthsAug 23, 2024 08:16:29 ago (+1/-0)

Lol, what?

[ + ] BitterVeteran

[ - ] BitterVeteran [op] 1 point 9 monthsAug 28, 2024 00:46:47 ago (+1/-0)

These commercials. Advertising an app that will play noise to 'help with mental things' like sleep, focus, whatever-the-fuck.

It's insane.

[ - ] MasklessTheGreat 7 points 10 monthsAug 10, 2024 21:36:07 ago (+7/-0)

WTF are you talking about? I watch 0.0% TV so I never see commercials.

[ - ] Lost_In_The_Thinking 1 point 10 monthsAug 10, 2024 23:04:08 ago (+1/-0)

"Nose"? "Noise"? What the fuck are you talking about?

[ + ] BitterVeteran

[ - ] BitterVeteran [op] 0 points 9 monthsAug 28, 2024 00:47:09 ago (+0/-0)

Yes. I cannot edit titles and I apologize for the mistake.

Thank you.

[ - ] Trope 1 point 10 monthsAug 10, 2024 22:27:39 ago (+1/-0)

You calm racing thoughts with magnesium glycinate.

EVERYTHING starts and ends with nutrition. Not therapy. Not thinking happy thoughts.

[ - ] Ragnar 0 points 10 monthsAug 11, 2024 01:16:20 ago (+0/-0)

Pills manufactured in a dingy factory in China does not a nutrition make

[ - ] yesiknow 1 point 10 monthsAug 10, 2024 22:25:09 ago (+1/-0)

Its so few people so strategically placed we could take the entire monstrosity out between 9:AM and Noon on any day of the week.

[ - ] xmasskull 1 point 10 monthsAug 10, 2024 21:17:52 ago (+1/-0)

You're kinda' bitter.

[ + ] BitterVeteran

[ - ] BitterVeteran [op] 1 point 9 monthsAug 28, 2024 00:47:42 ago (+1/-0)

Absolutely.

[ - ] Ragnar 0 points 10 monthsAug 11, 2024 01:15:06 ago (+0/-0)

Wtf you talking about

[ - ] Prairie 0 points 10 monthsAug 11, 2024 01:07:35 ago (+0/-0)

nose

I read this as faggots with their sexual kinks.

[ - ] KosherHiveKicker 0 points 10 monthsAug 10, 2024 21:40:41 ago (+0/-0)

You complain like a Jew.

[ + ] BitterVeteran

[ - ] BitterVeteran [op] -1 points 9 monthsAug 20, 2024 21:54:59 ago (+0/-1)

You are a jew.

[ + ] KosherHiveKicker

[ - ] KosherHiveKicker -1 points 9 monthsAug 21, 2024 00:10:46 ago (+0/-1)

Tulip is Triggered by the "J".

100% Soy_Fag

[ + ] BitterVeteran

[ - ] BitterVeteran [op] -1 points 9 monthsAug 21, 2024 22:03:23 ago (+0/-1)

You're an admitted kike. Nothing you say matters.

[ + ] KosherHiveKicker

[ - ] KosherHiveKicker 0 points 9 monthsAug 22, 2024 08:02:30 ago (+0/-0)

Note that he didn't refute being a triggered Soy_Faggot.

[ + ] BitterVeteran

[ - ] BitterVeteran [op] -1 points 9 monthsAug 22, 2024 20:58:45 ago (+0/-1)

Yes I did, by saying nothing you say matters.

Notice you're an admitted kike and okay with that.

Kike.

[ - ] DukeofRaul 0 points 10 monthsAug 10, 2024 21:29:12 ago (+0/-0)

Its mind control. Manchurian candidate stuff

[ + ] Gowithit

[ - ] Gowithit 0 points 10 monthsAug 10, 2024 23:13:44 ago (+1/-1)

same manchurian candidate "vibe" from youtube kids content.