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Anus_Expander
Member for: 3.9 years

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votes given: 22389 (+20653/-1736)
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WINNING ON A SUNDAY MORNING!!     (whatever)

submitted by Anus_Expander to whatever 6 days ago

33 comments

I was supposed to paint a spare bedroom at a old widow's house. I had told her a few days ago to touch up the spackled nail holes with paint, before I repaint the whole room. I arrived this morning, and the room looked fine. We both agreed it doesn't need a whole new coat of paint. She insisted on giving me 20 bux, which I declined 5 times, and now I'm back in bed with the cat. FUCK THE JEWS!!
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I love it when Helena CRUSHES faggots under her size 14 iron boots!!     (Postwallhelenalove)

submitted by Anus_Expander to Postwallhelenalove 1 week ago

4 comments

The CRUSHING will continue, until the faggotry recedes.
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Elon forming new political party!     (whatever)

submitted by Anus_Expander to whatever 1 week ago

11 comments

SillyPeopleEnjoyingRedGummibears = SPERG

I have already petitioned him for the post of 'Khazar Milkers Appraiser'.
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As a blue-collar tradie scumbag, I LOL at the AI fear     (whatever)

submitted by Anus_Expander to whatever 1 week ago

48 comments

I am a self-employed finish carpenter, electrician, tiler, painter, drywaller, flooring guy, appliance installer, etc. 35+ years in, make good bux. Mostly work for rich boomer retirees. AI aint gonna replace my crusty ass. Can robots do it someday? Maybe in 10 years. By then I will probably be dead. If not, I will tend bar, or become a hobo.

I also play various instruments with a few bands a few times a month. Live music has slowed down but will never die, esp. in tourist areas. AI can suck my fat hawg.
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The State of the Nation: last nite's gig field report     (whatever)

submitted by Anus_Expander to whatever 2 weeks ago

15 comments

One of the bands I play in was at a FL beach dive bar last nite. 4 hour gig. It was PACKED with booze-swilling college gals, most wearing skirts. Lots of dancing. Most people can't dance for shit, but they were having fun. All White folks, except towards midnight a nigger entered with his mudshark, and the crowd parted as if an ambulance were coming thru. Thankfully, they left a few minutes later.

Sadly, half of the yunger gals were staring at dey fones most of the time. The guys didn't even make an effort to talk to them. Most gals were legit gorgeous and not fat. Everyone was well behaved, no fights or screaming, except for one fat Tennessee harridan that LOVED the band. We musicians all stayed sober, and drove home $300 richer. I didn't see one cop all night, in a White area they ain't needed.

BONUS: as we were packing up, a gorgeous drunk gal demanded to sing a song with the band. My efforts to convince her we were going home were ignored, and she demanded to 'speak to the person in charge'. I fobbed her off onto the singer, who laffed in her face. As I was walkin to my van, I saw the hapless gal puking into a golf cart. INTO, not onto. I wished her well, drove home, showered, and ate a huge plate of Hamburger Helper.
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I propose re-banting HonkeyNiggerDick     (SoapDoxHamBanner)

submitted by Anus_Expander to SoapDoxHamBanner 3 weeks ago

16 comments

Reason: he begged to be unbant, and never provided the mandated foreskin pic, altho he claims to have done so. I cannot live with this, you should feel the same.
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Cheap tasty pizza recommendation!     (whatever)

submitted by Anus_Expander to whatever 3 weeks ago

81 comments

Yesterday at Walmart I bought their house brand pizza (Marketside) for the first time. Ultimate Meat Lover, I think. I figgered they must sell hundreds a day, how bad can it be? 5 bux! They are refrigerated, not frozen. Takes 15 minutes to bake.

Niggers, this shit is LEGIT! Very tasty. I am def gonna buy again. They have lots of diff flavors. Mines was loaded with pepperoni, sausage, bacon, and cheese.
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DEAR BOOMER RETARDS:     (whatever)

submitted by Anus_Expander to whatever 4 weeks ago

39 comments

86 has never meant 'murder'. It means 'to kick out'. Stop being such retarded boomer idiots! KYS!!
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How is the Starship Enterprise similar to toilet paper?     (Jokes)

submitted by Anus_Expander to Jokes 1 month ago

3 comments

They both circle uranus, and wipe out klingons.
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The pope's brother called Pelosi a drunk cunt     (nypost.com)

submitted by Anus_Expander to whatever 1 month ago

14 comments

...and said lots of other based shit. Read the article.
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Imagine the thousands of rapes happening now in Spain     (whatever)

submitted by Anus_Expander to whatever 1 month ago

21 comments

100% niggers/mooslems vs Spanish. Phone lines down, most people don't have guns. MSM will deny, government will crack down on whistleblowers. Looting? Only White people do that, bigot!
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An hour ago, in the shower, I just had to exclaim out loud..     (whatever)

submitted by Anus_Expander to whatever 1 month ago

6 comments

'FUCK! IT'S GREAT TO BE A WHITEMAN!!'

---job goin great, got paid in full, zero debt...I FUKIN ROCK!
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All-wahmen Amazon rocket flight was fake n gae     (nypost.com)

submitted by Anus_Expander to whatever 1 month ago

3 comments

Video shows the door was opened from the inside shortly before being slammed shut, then Bezos 'opened' it from the outside with a tool. REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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HAPPY HERR HITLER DAY!!     (whatever)

submitted by Anus_Expander to whatever 1 month ago

4 comments

fuck Easter, buncha pagan bullshit
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KosherHiveKike is currently standing on a chair, with a noose around his neck     (www.thegatewaypundit.com)

submitted by Anus_Expander to whatever 1 month ago

15 comments

muh mass deportationz LOL, fukin hysterical.
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MADE in USA vs ASSEMBLED: a primer for the easily misled dunderheads     (itimanufacturing.com)

submitted by Anus_Expander to whatever 2 months ago

2 comments

But yes, show me moar sites that have 'ASSEMBLED' in USA machines that cost $4000-$6000, this is hilarious.
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'Just buy ASSEMBLED in USA products, bro!'     (bigchill.com)

submitted by Anus_Expander to whatever 2 months ago

1 comments

Sure, it's only FOUR THOUSAND FIVE HUNDRED dollars, with a ONE year warranty!! Don't forget tax and shipping, goy! lol

----and not ONE part is MADE in US, except maybe the shell.
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Name one household appliance (or parts) company in the US     (whatever)

submitted by Anus_Expander to whatever 2 months ago

24 comments

We invented household appliances, TVs, radios, etc, but do NOT make them anymore. We also don't make PARTS. Very few auto parts are made here. Good luck finding a fuel pump for your American car after trade with China is frozen because of a dick-waving contest. Oh, you just need a tiny idle air speed sensor? TOO BAD, the parts stores are all empty. Ebay is out, Amazon is out, you will spend hours scouring the web and find nothing. It's already bad since the fake 'pandemic', and about to get worse...maybe.

A few days ago I spent an hour online, tryin to find a simple dryer switch for a Whirlpool. This tiny simple switch should cost 5 bux. A few suppliers have it, between 80 and 150 dollars. Just one of many examples. All are made in China. You chuckleheads have NO idea just how reliant we are on foreign sources for small simple items. It takes YEARS to get a new factory up and running in the US. The 'environmental impact studies' alone drag on forever. Meanwhile, your car will sit in the driveway, rusting merrily away, because of a defective camshaft position sensor that is not available.

Starting a few years ago, several Maserati models have been BRICKED because of one ignition control module that is failure-prone. The company that made them (I dont remember the country) went out of business. I personally know a guy that abandoned his after waiting for MONTHS for parts that simply could not be found anywhere on Earth.

There are COUNTLESS examples of today's over-engineered cars being rendered inoperable because parts are not available. The Dodge Demon head cylinder gaskets for a 3 year-old model made in US does NOT exist. Etc etc. Do not take the China thing lightly. I hope Blump and his jew crew get it under control quickly.
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LOL, Blump is raisin Chinee tariff to 50% tomorrow maybe idk     (whatever)

submitted by Anus_Expander to whatever 2 months ago

21 comments

The gigantic orange faggot finna raise it if China doesn't lower their rate against the US. Fuck China? Fuck the US? Are we fucked?

EDIT: 13 minutes old, and this post, which is true, is at -2. Will the cowardly downvoaters explain? Trump JUST twatted this 2 hours ago, I am merely reporting it to you.
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Chinee stock market juss hab biggest crash since 2008     (whatever)

submitted by Anus_Expander to whatever 2 months ago

37 comments

not that I care, but wat are your thoughts?
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Fat dudes on riding mowers look hilarious     (whatever)

submitted by Anus_Expander to whatever 2 months ago

18 comments

My chunky neighbor thinks 7:45 Sunday mornin is a great time to mow. Maybe if he used a push mower he wouldn't be such a blob. People suck.
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Dungus, how would you feel if u were reincarnated as a bald Canadicuck manlet?     (AskDangus)

submitted by Anus_Expander to AskDangus 2 months ago

4 comments

BushCuck knows exactly what I mean.
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I just had a threesome with Emma Watson and Liv Tyler     (whatever)

submitted by Anus_Expander to whatever 2 months ago

20 comments

I don't care if you think it's fake, but it sure wasn't gay.
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Someone please jewpill Helena about the jew transatlantic slave trade before I rope in utter frustration!     (whatever)

submitted by Anus_Expander to whatever 2 months ago

49 comments

I have simped for her for DECADES, but she thinks the slave trade, plantations, etc were a White thing. I dont have stuff saved to refute it, but some of you kikeniggers do. SCHOOL THAT OLD BROAD, WILL YE??

And YES, Whites were also involved, duh.
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Since becoming AG, Spam Blondi has appeared on FOX 247 times     (whatever)

submitted by Anus_Expander to whatever 2 months ago

25 comments

DC area hair salons are all making record amounts of money just from her business. Hair straightening/dye/roots touchups etc are not cheap! When asked by this reporter about getting any real work done, she replied 'just two moar weeks, faggit!'