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WINNING ON A SUNDAY MORNING!!

submitted by Anus_Expander to whatever 4 hoursJun 8, 2025 10:27:04 ago (+6/-0)     (whatever)

I was supposed to paint a spare bedroom at a old widow's house. I had told her a few days ago to touch up the spackled nail holes with paint, before I repaint the whole room. I arrived this morning, and the room looked fine. We both agreed it doesn't need a whole new coat of paint. She insisted on giving me 20 bux, which I declined 5 times, and now I'm back in bed with the cat. FUCK THE JEWS!!


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[ - ] Gowithit 2 points 2 hoursJun 8, 2025 12:18:17 ago (+2/-0)

You talked yourself out of a job.

[ - ] Anus_Expander [op] 3 points 2 hoursJun 8, 2025 12:38:07 ago (+3/-0)

A one-hour job! Oh no! I should've used CONFIDENCE!!

[ - ] Sector2 3 points 2 hoursJun 8, 2025 12:41:46 ago (+3/-0)

Always put down a coat of confidence before you apply the primer.

[ - ] Anus_Expander [op] 3 points 2 hoursJun 8, 2025 12:42:58 ago (+3/-0)

And finish with a thicc slab of PERSONALITY!

[ - ] Gowithit 0 points 55 minutesJun 8, 2025 13:56:48 ago (+0/-0)

You confidently told her to do your job for you. She probably figured if she was already dabbing spots she might as well do the whole thing.

No room takes an hour to paint.

[ - ] Freespeechplease 2 points 3 hoursJun 8, 2025 11:04:44 ago (+2/-0)

And and Trump sending the national guard to actually get ahead of a riot is great. Such a change of fresh air. Trump is definitely not perfect

[ - ] Anus_Expander [op] 2 points 2 hoursJun 8, 2025 12:18:11 ago (+2/-0)

I hope he learned from his first term, when BLM/Antifa were burnin and lootin like crazy.

[ - ] Climhazzard 0 points 55 minutesJun 8, 2025 13:56:12 ago (+0/-0)

How about when his poll ratings with niggers went down after introducing his Platinum Plan?

The niggers: spects us 2 work n shit, sheeeeit.

[ - ] Master_Foo 1 point 3 hoursJun 8, 2025 11:38:07 ago (+1/-0)

Call me when Trump declares open season on Jews.

[ - ] Climhazzard 1 point 53 minutesJun 8, 2025 13:58:52 ago (+1/-0)

On his children?

[ - ] Freespeechplease 0 points 1 hourJun 8, 2025 13:09:49 ago (+0/-0)

He wont do it, it's going to take the next canidate to do it

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 1 point 2 hoursJun 8, 2025 12:25:08 ago (+1/-0)

It was a test and you failed. You didn't win. You lost. Prepare your anus for the old widow has a huge penis she named Enis.

[ - ] Anus_Expander [op] 1 point 2 hoursJun 8, 2025 12:39:03 ago (+1/-0)

It was my suggestion, and she agreed. I won't do unneeded work. As for the penis, I never saw it = unconfirmed.

[ - ] Climhazzard 0 points 59 minutesJun 8, 2025 13:52:20 ago (+0/-0)

So it was rape?

[ - ] Gowithit 1 point 58 minutesJun 8, 2025 13:54:03 ago (+1/-0)

Something was used but it is unconfirmed whether or not it was a penis as he did not see one.

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 0 points 35 minutesJun 8, 2025 14:16:52 ago (+0/-0)

You suggested that she half-ass it. You are better than this, white man. Do the job.

When she tells others about your work ethic, it will get around. "oh, he will talk you out of doing needed work".

[ - ] big_fat_dangus 0 points 28 secondsJun 8, 2025 14:51:42 ago (+0/-0)

The $20 had nothing to do with the paint, you FOOL! That was your cue to take your shirt off.