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WINNING ON A SUNDAY MORNING!!

submitted by Anus_Expander to whatever 8 hoursJun 8, 2025 10:27:04 ago (+11/-0)     (whatever)

I was supposed to paint a spare bedroom at a old widow's house. I had told her a few days ago to touch up the spackled nail holes with paint, before I repaint the whole room. I arrived this morning, and the room looked fine. We both agreed it doesn't need a whole new coat of paint. She insisted on giving me 20 bux, which I declined 5 times, and now I'm back in bed with the cat. FUCK THE JEWS!!


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[ - ] Gowithit 2 points 6 hoursJun 8, 2025 12:18:17 ago (+2/-0)

You talked yourself out of a job.

[ - ] Anus_Expander [op] 4 points 6 hoursJun 8, 2025 12:38:07 ago (+4/-0)

A one-hour job! Oh no! I should've used CONFIDENCE!!

[ - ] Sector2 3 points 6 hoursJun 8, 2025 12:41:46 ago (+3/-0)

Always put down a coat of confidence before you apply the primer.

[ - ] Anus_Expander [op] 3 points 6 hoursJun 8, 2025 12:42:58 ago (+3/-0)

And finish with a thicc slab of PERSONALITY!

[ - ] Gowithit -1 points 4 hoursJun 8, 2025 13:56:48 ago (+0/-1)

You confidently told her to do your job for you. She probably figured if she was already dabbing spots she might as well do the whole thing.

No room takes an hour to paint.

[ - ] Anus_Expander [op] 1 point 2 hoursJun 8, 2025 16:01:02 ago (+1/-0)

I have been remodeling full-time for 35 years, but I guess I need to hire you as an advisor. It took her maybe 3 minutes to dab the spackled portions with paint. She is NOT going to paint the whole room, that is the entire POINT, it looks fine.

'No room takes an hour to paint' LOL, you have never painted anything but your nails. THIS room is 15x20, and has a 12 foot ceiling. I also remove the switch and plug plates, vacuum and tape off the baseboards, cover the bed with plastic sheeting. I am VERY good at what I do, and in constant demand. Now, PLEASE tell me how to wire a new breaker panel, that's tomorrow's job. I have done it many times, but now I lack CONFIDENCE, thanks.

[ - ] Gowithit 0 points 2 hoursJun 8, 2025 16:13:27 ago (+0/-0)

You should hire me. Im a great salesperson, it takes confidence to spend other people's money and I do it well.


[ - ] Peleg 0 points 18 minutesJun 8, 2025 18:26:23 ago (+0/-0)

"It takes confidence to spend other people's money and I do it well"

Sounds very jewish.

[ - ] TheNoticing 0 points 3 hoursJun 8, 2025 15:04:37 ago (+0/-0)

need to spackle, tape, and sand nail/screw holes.

[ - ] 2Drunk 0 points 21 minutesJun 8, 2025 18:23:35 ago (+0/-0)

Selling someone something they don't need... IDK, sounds pretty jewish to me.

In an unrelated topic. I have some magic cat food that refills itself for sale.

[ - ] Freespeechplease 2 points 7 hoursJun 8, 2025 11:04:44 ago (+2/-0)

And and Trump sending the national guard to actually get ahead of a riot is great. Such a change of fresh air. Trump is definitely not perfect

[ - ] Anus_Expander [op] 2 points 6 hoursJun 8, 2025 12:18:11 ago (+2/-0)

I hope he learned from his first term, when BLM/Antifa were burnin and lootin like crazy.

[ - ] Climhazzard 0 points 4 hoursJun 8, 2025 13:56:12 ago (+0/-0)

How about when his poll ratings with niggers went down after introducing his Platinum Plan?

The niggers: spects us 2 work n shit, sheeeeit.

[ - ] Master_Foo 1 point 7 hoursJun 8, 2025 11:38:07 ago (+1/-0)

Call me when Trump declares open season on Jews.

[ - ] Climhazzard 2 points 4 hoursJun 8, 2025 13:58:52 ago (+2/-0)

On his children?

[ - ] Freespeechplease 0 points 5 hoursJun 8, 2025 13:09:49 ago (+0/-0)

He wont do it, it's going to take the next canidate to do it

[ - ] PuddinTame 1 point 29 minutesJun 8, 2025 18:15:29 ago (+1/-0)

No politician is perfect, nor jew-free...unless Massie qualifies as the latter. So far, I've failed to find any jewstank on him. Time will tell!

[ - ] big_fat_dangus 1 point 3 hoursJun 8, 2025 14:51:42 ago (+1/-0)

The $20 had nothing to do with the paint, you FOOL! That was your cue to take your shirt off.

[ - ] Anus_Expander [op] 0 points 2 hoursJun 8, 2025 15:55:51 ago (+0/-0)

Her son was home, I felt inhibited = sad.

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 1 point 6 hoursJun 8, 2025 12:25:08 ago (+1/-0)

It was a test and you failed. You didn't win. You lost. Prepare your anus for the old widow has a huge penis she named Enis.

[ - ] Anus_Expander [op] 1 point 6 hoursJun 8, 2025 12:39:03 ago (+1/-0)

It was my suggestion, and she agreed. I won't do unneeded work. As for the penis, I never saw it = unconfirmed.

[ - ] Climhazzard 0 points 4 hoursJun 8, 2025 13:52:20 ago (+0/-0)

So it was rape?

[ - ] Gowithit 1 point 4 hoursJun 8, 2025 13:54:03 ago (+1/-0)

Something was used but it is unconfirmed whether or not it was a penis as he did not see one.

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic -1 points 4 hoursJun 8, 2025 14:16:52 ago (+0/-1)

You suggested that she half-ass it. You are better than this, white man. Do the job.

When she tells others about your work ethic, it will get around. "oh, he will talk you out of doing needed work".

[ - ] Anus_Expander [op] 0 points 2 hoursJun 8, 2025 16:05:15 ago (+0/-0)

You have ABSOLUTELY no idea what you are talking about, unless you were there, and I didn't see you. The room DID NOT NEED TO BE PAINTED. I went there PREPARED to do it. I will not charge an old widow for a job that does NOT need to be done. It is a spare guest room that is NEVER used, according to her. A new paint job would have made ZERO difference. The touched-up spots blended perfectly with the walls. But yes, please tell me how to do my job of 35+ years. How have I not starved until now??

--My work ethic is WHY I was there, a lady I worked for RECOMMENDED ME.