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I just had a threesome with Emma Watson and Liv Tyler

submitted by Anus_Expander to whatever 2 monthsApr 1, 2025 12:23:30 ago (+6/-3)     (whatever)

I don't care if you think it's fake, but it sure wasn't gay.


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[ - ] Tallest_Skil 3 points 2 monthsApr 1, 2025 12:25:47 ago (+3/-0)

It’s not even an April Fool’s day statement. They’re Hollywood whores so used by jews that they’re completely zoned out and would do anything they’re told to do by anyone as long as it had the right key words. You very well could have done so.

[ - ] CoronaHoax 1 point 2 monthsApr 1, 2025 18:44:01 ago (+1/-0)

Who’d you blow the load in and in what hole

[ - ] Anus_Expander [op] 0 points 2 monthsApr 1, 2025 23:48:01 ago (+0/-0)

both, all of them

[ - ] CoronaHoax 0 points 2 monthsApr 1, 2025 23:52:15 ago (+0/-0)

Peehole too?

[ - ] Anus_Expander [op] 0 points 2 monthsApr 1, 2025 23:56:44 ago (+0/-0)

next time

[ - ] Nosferatjew 1 point 2 monthsApr 1, 2025 16:48:07 ago (+1/-0)

Just three dudes banging eachothers' asses. Not gay at all...

[ - ] NaturalSelectionistWorker 0 points 2 monthsApr 1, 2025 15:31:45 ago (+0/-0)

How bad was the smell of the jew dicks that used them right before you?

[ - ] Anus_Expander [op] 0 points 2 monthsApr 1, 2025 23:48:40 ago (+0/-0)

I was too bizzy gettin muh freek on to notice or care

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 0 points 2 monthsApr 1, 2025 15:20:26 ago (+0/-0)

I banged Alyssa Milano for three months back in the early-to-mid 90's. The bitch is fuckin crazy.

[ - ] Anus_Expander [op] 1 point 2 monthsApr 1, 2025 23:49:42 ago (+1/-0)

yeh, but she was hot as fuck then

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 0 points 2 monthsApr 3, 2025 00:08:20 ago (+0/-0)

She was smoking hot then and living in Pa here and there. But she's insufferable after the new wears off. She's very childish.

[ - ] Anus_Expander [op] 0 points 2 monthsApr 3, 2025 06:23:35 ago (+0/-0)

Very childish? Ah yes, like ALL wahmens.

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 0 points 2 monthsApr 3, 2025 10:34:58 ago (+0/-0)

Some more so than others.

[ - ] NuckFiggers 0 points 2 monthsApr 1, 2025 14:21:07 ago (+0/-0)

Liv Tyler is the perfect example of how cruel age is to women. While she was very pretty years ago she is now completely average. She could get in line at a Wal Mart in Topeka and she would just be one of many.

She's luckier than most women that turn either masculine or freaky looking once they pass their late thirties.

[ - ] Anus_Expander [op] 0 points 2 monthsApr 1, 2025 14:42:14 ago (+0/-0)

She was a great fuck tho

[ - ] Joe_McCarthy -1 points 2 monthsApr 1, 2025 12:32:28 ago (+0/-1)

[ - ] Anus_Expander [op] 1 point 2 monthsApr 1, 2025 12:36:01 ago (+1/-0)

kendall is full to the rim with nigger spooge. Please make better choices.

[ - ] Joe_McCarthy 0 points 2 monthsApr 1, 2025 12:37:45 ago (+1/-1)

You just described half the white women under 30 in this country.

[ - ] Gowithit 1 point 2 monthsApr 1, 2025 13:21:11 ago (+1/-0)*

They are so forward. They have no problem approaching and I shit you not its a little scary when you know if you act snide things might get out of hand so females turn to being polite. Maybe the dumb ones fall for it but I know a nigger has nothing to offer so its a no right off the bat but others might not know this. Especially the younger girls when they see the flashing of money and the family togetherness they project.

Respectful though. They know to talk to the older of the females, not the younger one if walking together. I was impressed. That whole "they are actually pussies under their bravado" (if by themselves) thing might be true.

[ - ] Joe_McCarthy 0 points 2 monthsApr 1, 2025 14:13:41 ago (+1/-1)

Niggers are definitely forward. Not nearly as forward as I am though.

Nearly all of the ideas of the uptight shut-ins here are out of date - and that irrelevance is the source of their frustration.