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I See a Little Mexican Ginger Girl in Burger King (whatever)

submitted by TheBigGuyFromQueens to whatever 3 weeks ago

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I have never seen a ginger Mex in the wild. I have only seen Canelo Alvarez on TV. Anyway, she bears a resemblance to Harriet from Small Wonder. Same hairstyle, too. Her mother has the gene, but her hair is more strawberry blonde. Mother has freckles, though. Strange looking to me.
https://files.catbox.moe/v1o3m5.jpeg

New Subway Map Sucks. I Remember the Old One That It Is Reminiscent Of, and Like the Article Says: It Sucked, Too. (nypost.com)

submitted by TheBigGuyFromQueens to NYC 3 weeks ago

2 comments

Bleh. Fucking terrible.

Rolex Releases the Land Dweller. Me to Rolex: "Meh. No Thanks." (www.hodinkee.com)

submitted by TheBigGuyFromQueens to Wristwatches 3 weeks ago

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I would only accept one of these as a gift. I'd never actually buy one. Kinda ugly. I think they saw the popularity of Tissot returning to a 1970's themed case and bracelet integration with the PXR Powermatics and filed suit. I don't like the dial at all. The only exciting thing about this is the sapphire case back. I hope Rolex offers that more in the future.

Jewish Cult Chomo (en.m.wikipedia.org)

submitted by TheBigGuyFromQueens to killallpedophiles 4 weeks ago

3 comments

This Is My Dream Watch. Unless I Hit a Number Or Some Benefactor Suddenly Appears, I'll Never Be Able To Afford It. (www.rolex.com)

submitted by TheBigGuyFromQueens to Wristwatches 1 month ago

16 comments

$15K is about as high as I go for a watch and that's no casual purchase on my salary.

Austin From Watch Symposium Talks About New Rolex Releases (www.youtube.com)

submitted by TheBigGuyFromQueens to Wristwatches 1 month ago

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I Know That Most of You Think Women Can’t Be Funny, But Kristen Wiig Impressions are Really Good So Fuck Off (youtu.be)

submitted by TheBigGuyFromQueens to comedy 1 month ago

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Bob Barker Calls Out A “Male.” (youtu.be)

submitted by TheBigGuyFromQueens to tv 1 month ago

3 comments

Listen to NYC Jewish Private Ambulance Radios (www.openmhz.com)

submitted by TheBigGuyFromQueens to NYC 1 month ago

3 comments

Visited My Mother Today. A Little Depressing. (Family)

submitted by TheBigGuyFromQueens to Family 1 month ago

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She showed me where she has a few valuables hidden. Like...anticipating her own death without saying as much. I live pretty far away from her. She is in very good health for her age, but she is still pretty old. Frequent welfare checks will be difficult because shes about an hour away. I call her more often now. Probably don't go more than 3 days now without calling. Will probably step that up now to every other day when I'm not bogged down in my own shit. She already gave me her apartment keys last year. I dread having to find her in some state of death, but she only has me, so it will just be something I deal with hopefully not for at least another 5-10 years. The women in my family have some longevity. Her Grandmother lived to be 93, so there's that.

Desegregation Was For the Best, Goy (youtube.com)

submitted by TheBigGuyFromQueens to Niggers 1 month ago

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Hey Guys! The Jews Have Created a Friendmaking Site For Us! (canarymission.org)

submitted by TheBigGuyFromQueens to Jews 1 month ago

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I Got My Extra Links Removed, So I’m Wearing My Tissot Powermatic 80 Today (files.catbox.moe)

submitted by TheBigGuyFromQueens to Wristwatches 1 month ago

8 comments

U HEARD

3 Awesome War Stories (youtube.com)

submitted by TheBigGuyFromQueens to whatever 1 month ago

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This guy’s channel is really good, but I thought you guys might find this video extra cool.

Unappreciative Hippie Scum (files.catbox.moe)

submitted by TheBigGuyFromQueens to Wristwatches 1 month ago

12 comments

Adjusted for inflation, that watch would cost $2853 today. While it isn’t a Patek, Rolex or an Omega, it would be something like a Tag Heuer or an Oris—a very respectable watch for a 20 year-old college kid to have and certainly one worth keeping and passing down.

This Reminds Me Of A Fed Account We Had Here a Couple of Years Ago Where the Guy Had Tried To Incite Violence (files.catbox.moe)

submitted by TheBigGuyFromQueens to Upgoat 1 month ago

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He would say shit on the same level: “We should really burn down that synagogue amirite, guys?” “Why don’t we get together and shoot some niggers! No one does anything here! PM me!”

They Owned Some Other Ships You Might be Interested In Knowing About, Calvin (files.catbox.moe)

submitted by TheBigGuyFromQueens to Jews 1 month ago

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I guess we can safely assume this Doonesbury character is a Jew since his name is "Bernie", he has a kinky afro and he aspires to marry a 7 year-old: (files.catbox.moe)

submitted by TheBigGuyFromQueens to Jews 1 month ago

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Here he is in the next day’s strip passionately kissing her:

https://files.catbox.moe/m39rdb.jpeg

I Got My Tissot Powermatic 80 Today (files.catbox.moe)

submitted by TheBigGuyFromQueens to Wristwatches 1 month ago

2 comments

Booty…Was More Important Than Drinking Water (Yeah, maybe to a crazed homo nigger rapist. The rest of us would just beat off) (youtu.be)

submitted by TheBigGuyFromQueens to Niggers 1 month ago

2 comments

Provocateur Old Bat Antagonizes Me on the Train (files.catbox.moe)

submitted by TheBigGuyFromQueens to NYC 1 month ago

10 comments

Yeah. She was a piece of shit. Basically, Joy Behar and Whoopi Goldberg have created a bunch of Marxist robot women who think they're smart because they're "informed" and on the side of "science."

I told her to “stop watching “The View.”

I Just Pulled the Trigger On This (www.tissotwatches.com)

submitted by TheBigGuyFromQueens to Wristwatches 1 month ago

41 comments

While it isn't a Rolex or an Omega, it is still a good watch and at $789 with tax, I'm getting a lot of bang for my buck. Now I have figure out a way to pay this thing off in a month before I get charged interest.

Jews to Forest Hills Stadium: We’ve Had ENOUGH Noise. (files.catbox.moe)

submitted by TheBigGuyFromQueens to NYC 1 month ago

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They actually have valid points. People live 20 feet away from there and you can hear the sound a half a mile away. Still, I don’t like Jews and these two pictured in the NY Post article look particularly pissy:
https://nypost.com/2025/03/23/us-news/forest-hills-stadium-told-no-concerts-this-summer-as-fight-over-noise-with-fed-up-neighbors-hits-boiling-point/

This Demented Broad Looks Jewish. Black Guy In the Background Tells the Absolute Truth: "That's Why He (Trump) Won---Because of People Like YOU." (www.youtube.com)

submitted by TheBigGuyFromQueens to NYC 1 month ago

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Too bad she wasn't more seriously injured for her aggression.

Great Candace Owens Video. Reveals at 22:00 That LBJ Had Strong Jewish Lineage on His Mother's Side. (www.youtube.com)

submitted by TheBigGuyFromQueens to Jews 1 month ago

12 comments

This explains his fecal perversion and bullying where he would make people watch him take shits in the oval office.

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