Upgoat - "what's upgoat!"

I was supposed to paint a spare bedroom at a old widow's house. I had told her a few days ago to touch up the spackled nail holes with paint, before I repaint the whole room. I arrived this morning, and the room looked fine. We both agreed it doesn't need a whole new coat of paint. She insisted on giving me 20 bux, which I declined 5 times, and now I'm back in bed with the cat. FUCK THE JEWS!!

I love it when Helena CRUSHES faggots under her size 14 iron boots!! (Postwallhelenalove)

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The CRUSHING will continue, until the faggotry recedes.

Elon forming new political party! (whatever)

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SillyPeopleEnjoyingRedGummibears = SPERG

I have already petitioned him for the post of 'Khazar Milkers Appraiser'.

As a blue-collar tradie scumbag, I LOL at the AI fear (whatever)

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I am a self-employed finish carpenter, electrician, tiler, painter, drywaller, flooring guy, appliance installer, etc. 35+ years in, make good bux. Mostly work for rich boomer retirees. AI aint gonna replace my crusty ass. Can robots do it someday? Maybe in 10 years. By then I will probably be dead. If not, I will tend bar, or become a hobo.

I also play various instruments with a few bands a few times a month. Live music has slowed down but will never die, esp. in tourist areas. AI can suck my fat hawg.

The State of the Nation: last nite's gig field report (whatever)

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One of the bands I play in was at a FL beach dive bar last nite. 4 hour gig. It was PACKED with booze-swilling college gals, most wearing skirts. Lots of dancing. Most people can't dance for shit, but they were having fun. All White folks, except towards midnight a nigger entered with his mudshark, and the crowd parted as if an ambulance were coming thru. Thankfully, they left a few minutes later.

Sadly, half of the yunger gals were staring at dey fones most of the time. The guys didn't even make an effort to talk to them. Most gals were legit gorgeous and not fat. Everyone was well behaved, no fights or screaming, except for one fat Tennessee harridan that LOVED the band. We musicians all stayed sober, and drove home $300 richer. I didn't see one cop all night, in a White area they ain't needed.

BONUS: as we were packing up, a gorgeous drunk gal demanded to sing a song with the band. My efforts to convince her we were going home were ignored, and she demanded to 'speak to the person in charge'. I fobbed her off onto the singer, who laffed in her face. As I was walkin to my van, I saw the hapless gal puking into a golf cart. INTO, not onto. I wished her well, drove home, showered, and ate a huge plate of Hamburger Helper.

I propose re-banting HonkeyNiggerDick (SoapDoxHamBanner)

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Reason: he begged to be unbant, and never provided the mandated foreskin pic, altho he claims to have done so. I cannot live with this, you should feel the same.

Cheap tasty pizza recommendation! (whatever)

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Yesterday at Walmart I bought their house brand pizza (Marketside) for the first time. Ultimate Meat Lover, I think. I figgered they must sell hundreds a day, how bad can it be? 5 bux! They are refrigerated, not frozen. Takes 15 minutes to bake.

Niggers, this shit is LEGIT! Very tasty. I am def gonna buy again. They have lots of diff flavors. Mines was loaded with pepperoni, sausage, bacon, and cheese.

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DEAR BOOMER RETARDS: (whatever)

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86 has never meant 'murder'. It means 'to kick out'. Stop being such retarded boomer idiots! KYS!!

How is the Starship Enterprise similar to toilet paper? (Jokes)

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They both circle uranus, and wipe out klingons.

The pope's brother called Pelosi a drunk cunt (nypost.com)

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...and said lots of other based shit. Read the article.

Imagine the thousands of rapes happening now in Spain (whatever)

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100% niggers/mooslems vs Spanish. Phone lines down, most people don't have guns. MSM will deny, government will crack down on whistleblowers. Looting? Only White people do that, bigot!

An hour ago, in the shower, I just had to exclaim out loud.. (whatever)

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'FUCK! IT'S GREAT TO BE A WHITEMAN!!'

---job goin great, got paid in full, zero debt...I FUKIN ROCK!

All-wahmen Amazon rocket flight was fake n gae (nypost.com)

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Video shows the door was opened from the inside shortly before being slammed shut, then Bezos 'opened' it from the outside with a tool. REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

HAPPY HERR HITLER DAY!! (whatever)

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fuck Easter, buncha pagan bullshit

KosherHiveKike is currently standing on a chair, with a noose around his neck (www.thegatewaypundit.com)

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muh mass deportationz LOL, fukin hysterical.

MADE in USA vs ASSEMBLED: a primer for the easily misled dunderheads (itimanufacturing.com)

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But yes, show me moar sites that have 'ASSEMBLED' in USA machines that cost $4000-$6000, this is hilarious.

'Just buy ASSEMBLED in USA products, bro!' (bigchill.com)

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Sure, it's only FOUR THOUSAND FIVE HUNDRED dollars, with a ONE year warranty!! Don't forget tax and shipping, goy! lol

----and not ONE part is MADE in US, except maybe the shell.

Name one household appliance (or parts) company in the US (whatever)

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We invented household appliances, TVs, radios, etc, but do NOT make them anymore. We also don't make PARTS. Very few auto parts are made here. Good luck finding a fuel pump for your American car after trade with China is frozen because of a dick-waving contest. Oh, you just need a tiny idle air speed sensor? TOO BAD, the parts stores are all empty. Ebay is out, Amazon is out, you will spend hours scouring the web and find nothing. It's already bad since the fake 'pandemic', and about to get worse...maybe.

A few days ago I spent an hour online, tryin to find a simple dryer switch for a Whirlpool. This tiny simple switch should cost 5 bux. A few suppliers have it, between 80 and 150 dollars. Just one of many examples. All are made in China. You chuckleheads have NO idea just how reliant we are on foreign sources for small simple items. It takes YEARS to get a new factory up and running in the US. The 'environmental impact studies' alone drag on forever. Meanwhile, your car will sit in the driveway, rusting merrily away, because of a defective camshaft position sensor that is not available.

Starting a few years ago, several Maserati models have been BRICKED because of one ignition control module that is failure-prone. The company that made them (I dont remember the country) went out of business. I personally know a guy that abandoned his after waiting for MONTHS for parts that simply could not be found anywhere on Earth.

There are COUNTLESS examples of today's over-engineered cars being rendered inoperable because parts are not available. The Dodge Demon head cylinder gaskets for a 3 year-old model made in US does NOT exist. Etc etc. Do not take the China thing lightly. I hope Blump and his jew crew get it under control quickly.

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LOL, Blump is raisin Chinee tariff to 50% tomorrow maybe idk (whatever)

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The gigantic orange faggot finna raise it if China doesn't lower their rate against the US. Fuck China? Fuck the US? Are we fucked?

EDIT: 13 minutes old, and this post, which is true, is at -2. Will the cowardly downvoaters explain? Trump JUST twatted this 2 hours ago, I am merely reporting it to you.

Chinee stock market juss hab biggest crash since 2008 (whatever)

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not that I care, but wat are your thoughts?

Fat dudes on riding mowers look hilarious (whatever)

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My chunky neighbor thinks 7:45 Sunday mornin is a great time to mow. Maybe if he used a push mower he wouldn't be such a blob. People suck.

Dungus, how would you feel if u were reincarnated as a bald Canadicuck manlet? (AskDangus)

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BushCuck knows exactly what I mean.

I just had a threesome with Emma Watson and Liv Tyler (whatever)

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I don't care if you think it's fake, but it sure wasn't gay.

Someone please jewpill Helena about the jew transatlantic slave trade before I rope in utter frustration! (whatever)

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I have simped for her for DECADES, but she thinks the slave trade, plantations, etc were a White thing. I dont have stuff saved to refute it, but some of you kikeniggers do. SCHOOL THAT OLD BROAD, WILL YE??

And YES, Whites were also involved, duh.

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