I was on crackhead patrol this late afternoon, going around the hood looking for crackhead instances to report on the 311 app. Not lacking, of course.
Anyway, I as I was walking on a public sidewalk a camera from some house started beeping at me like I'm doing something wrong, so I flipped it off. Walking back to my house, right as I get on my property, some fat nigger in a car pulls up mad about me flipping off his camera. I try to explain to him how I also have a camera and how I set up zones so it wouldn't bother people who are on the public sidewalk. But he's a nigger so he just keeps repeating the same shit over and over. So I raise my voice and cuss him out. He drives away doing a shitty 5 point u-turn while calling me a bitch ass nigga. As he's doing that I tell him I have some spare tampons inside and if he would like one. He says I'm 'scary as fuck' (in nigger speak it means that I am scared, not that I am scary). I tell him I'm right here. He says do something. I tell him come out. He drives away. Guess he was the scary one.
I'll make it a point to walk by that nigger house and flip it off more often. I just did another crackhead patrol and when I walked by that house it beeped and I flipped it off and took a picture of his license plate.
My interpretation of events is that both the camera beeping at me and me flipping it off are first amendment protected activities. However, his chasing me down in a car is stalking CPC (646.9) and criminal threats CPC (422).
Well there's the story, but I would like some advice. Should I bring this matter to the attention of the sheriff so they have a back story in case one of us ends up getting shot?
So TIL armadillos run in packs. I was hanging out on my patio having coffee, as one does, and a four pack of juvenile dillos come skittering out from under the shed. I'm thinking they got a nest or burrow under there, as my back yard is completely fenced in. Pretty progressive considering there's also rabbits that live under that shed. Anyway, did you know a group of armadillos is called a fez? Yeah, I had to look it up. I was kinda disappointed they don't call it an Armada, but fez works I guess. Anyway, happy Friday fuckers. Y'all rock that armadillo energy today, just stay of traffic. Armored back plates are no match for a Toyota Prius.