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Some nigger tried to pull up on me today

submitted by Kozel to Diversity 10 hoursJun 7, 2025 02:29:47 ago (+14/-0)     (Diversity)

I was on crackhead patrol this late afternoon, going around the hood looking for crackhead instances to report on the 311 app. Not lacking, of course.

Anyway, I as I was walking on a public sidewalk a camera from some house started beeping at me like I'm doing something wrong, so I flipped it off. Walking back to my house, right as I get on my property, some fat nigger in a car pulls up mad about me flipping off his camera. I try to explain to him how I also have a camera and how I set up zones so it wouldn't bother people who are on the public sidewalk. But he's a nigger so he just keeps repeating the same shit over and over. So I raise my voice and cuss him out. He drives away doing a shitty 5 point u-turn while calling me a bitch ass nigga. As he's doing that I tell him I have some spare tampons inside and if he would like one. He says I'm 'scary as fuck' (in nigger speak it means that I am scared, not that I am scary). I tell him I'm right here. He says do something. I tell him come out. He drives away. Guess he was the scary one.

I'll make it a point to walk by that nigger house and flip it off more often. I just did another crackhead patrol and when I walked by that house it beeped and I flipped it off and took a picture of his license plate.

My interpretation of events is that both the camera beeping at me and me flipping it off are first amendment protected activities. However, his chasing me down in a car is stalking CPC (646.9) and criminal threats CPC (422).

Well there's the story, but I would like some advice. Should I bring this matter to the attention of the sheriff so they have a back story in case one of us ends up getting shot?


37 comments block


[ - ] rzr97 12 points 8 hoursJun 7, 2025 04:32:54 ago (+12/-0)

I suggest "moving the hell away from black people."

[ - ] Kozel [op] 1 point 7 hoursJun 7, 2025 04:44:49 ago (+1/-0)

[ - ] puremadness 1 point 7 hoursJun 7, 2025 05:12:40 ago (+1/-0)*

can confirm, works miracles.

I used Brand X but I was lousy with niggers and had a taco infestation as well.
but after trying FasciShine, I no longer live in california.

[ - ] Bonanza 0 points 3 hoursJun 7, 2025 09:30:14 ago (+0/-0)

This, this, this, and this. But if moving away isn't an option now as you suggest, I would report the encounter to LE, at least just to get it on record. Since you have a Sacramento County Sheriff, it still likely won't keep you out of jail should you have another encounter - especially if it escalates into a violent one, but having a record of his behavior could be enough to give you a benefit of doubt should you have to go to trial. In the meantime I'd try to avoid trouble at all costs. Good luck.

[ - ] lord_nougat 5 points 9 hoursJun 7, 2025 02:37:21 ago (+5/-0)

May its smelly nigger body never be found.

[ - ] observation1 4 points 9 hoursJun 7, 2025 03:23:46 ago (+4/-0)

Might as well do a police report and press no charges. If anything ever escalates you have this.

[ - ] Anus_Expander 2 points 4 hoursJun 7, 2025 08:15:33 ago (+2/-0)

The sheriff will arrest you for provocation and nigger abuse

[ - ] boekanier 2 points 7 hoursJun 7, 2025 05:33:58 ago (+2/-0)

Yes, report it, as P. Neri would say

[ - ] UncleDoug 2 points 9 hoursJun 7, 2025 03:18:36 ago (+2/-0)

Bring your 32mm spanner

[ - ] Kozel [op] 1 point 8 hoursJun 7, 2025 04:01:38 ago (+1/-0)

I use an impact driver and a vice grip takes like 5 seconds to remove the bolt

also its 13mm

[ - ] puremadness 1 point 7 hoursJun 7, 2025 05:11:17 ago (+1/-0)

Well there's the story, but I would like some advice

When discussing this event with public officials, just say he said you were chicken and avoid using the phrase niggerspeak during those conversations.

[ - ] TheBigGuyFromQueens 1 point 9 hoursJun 7, 2025 03:06:32 ago (+2/-1)

MAKE SURE HE NO UR DICK THE KANG DICK N U FUCKED BEYONCE B4 SHE WAS FAMOUS

[ - ] jfroybees 1 point 9 hoursJun 7, 2025 02:43:38 ago (+1/-0)

What kind of sheriff you got?

[ - ] Kozel [op] 1 point 9 hoursJun 7, 2025 02:48:55 ago (+1/-0)

The Sacramento County kind

[ - ] jfroybees 1 point 9 hoursJun 7, 2025 03:00:55 ago (+1/-0)*

I wouldn't call them. I'd just keep that footage of him chasing you down in his car and screaming at you. Write an account of what happened, what time, and how it ended. The pr pic of sac sheriff's office looks like an abc cop show. One of everything.

[ - ] Kozel [op] 2 points 9 hoursJun 7, 2025 03:16:23 ago (+2/-0)

one thing I like about sac sheriff is that when they didn't get enough funding from the mayor they started handing out CCW licenses to residents when CCW was prohibited in California

[ - ] jfroybees 1 point 9 hoursJun 7, 2025 03:25:23 ago (+1/-0)

That picture doesn't match the mission statement or what you just told me. I know in VA I had an issue with a groid at my property. City cops show up and hallelujah Jesus, they were all three of them White and right. The only time I had good dealings with city cops. And the groid was the one who called them. He was big chimp mad. I worried about a drive by for a few months.

Were the residents deputized?

[ - ] Kozel [op] 1 point 9 hoursJun 7, 2025 03:33:17 ago (+1/-0)

No, they just handed out a shitload of CCWs.

The process is a pain in the ass though due to AB 2103. Application fee. Livescan fee. Interview. Civil review. 16 hour course. Then a test which I had to retake 3 times to get my revolver written in. How the fuck am I supposed to fire 6 rounds in 10 seconds with a 5 shot revolver?

[ - ] jfroybees 2 points 8 hoursJun 7, 2025 03:39:04 ago (+2/-0)

We kids on the east coast used to dream of California, the west, wanted to go there. It was probably heaven back then. The people I meet in a nearby county to yours are great people. Ya'll have to take your state back cause I remember way back when California was a dream.

[ - ] Kozel [op] 1 point 8 hoursJun 7, 2025 03:54:06 ago (+1/-0)

Its gone, bro.

19% White birth rate. 40% White population. (Documented).

One good thing about the area I live is it has a Slavic diaspora. There are more Slavs in my gym than mexicans, Americans, and indians. Even state services here have English, mexican, and Russian as the primary language options.

I was at Walmart sending some money via Western Union the other week. And the shitskin serving me was useless and unhelpful and I let her have some words. The Ukrainian woman nearby noticed and asked me to assist her with the shitskin she was dealing with. So I interpreted for her. She remarked how this is a shit show. I told her that all the browns are fuckers like this. She nodded.

[ - ] jfroybees 0 points 8 hoursJun 7, 2025 04:00:05 ago (+0/-0)

Those sneaky little monkeys play stupid when it comes to monetary transactions, a ploy to somehow steal from the frustrated customer.

I'm in the process of ousting the only darkie that works at THE store where I live.

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 0 points 5 hoursJun 7, 2025 07:31:37 ago (+0/-0)

You live at a store?

[ - ] Looneyskiprooney 0 points 6 hoursJun 7, 2025 06:24:49 ago (+0/-0)

Yeah it was! I got there to late myself .

[ - ] xmasskull 1 point 10 hoursJun 7, 2025 02:34:14 ago (+2/-1)

A lot of info can be derived from a license plate #.

[ - ] Kozel [op] 4 points 10 hoursJun 7, 2025 02:35:34 ago (+4/-0)*

Right. I can find out who the car is registered to for $5 trial. But I also know where he lives.

edit: should have taken a picture of the VIN, too. I'll do that next time. In the windshield.

[ - ] Steelerfish 1 point 3 hoursJun 7, 2025 09:00:14 ago (+1/-0)

I wouldn’t go into the driveway to get a pic of the VIN. The nog then go after you for trespassing on his (rented section 8) property.

[ - ] Thought_Criminal 0 points 22 minutesJun 7, 2025 12:14:52 ago (+0/-0)

Criminals hate cameras.

[ - ] rectangle 0 points 1 hourJun 7, 2025 11:13:39 ago (+0/-0)

[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey 0 points 2 hoursJun 7, 2025 10:20:49 ago (+0/-0)

You should follow rule number one, which is Avoid The Groid.
Secondly, never call the police.

[ - ] RMGoetbbels 0 points 2 hoursJun 7, 2025 09:55:27 ago (+0/-0)

Pepper spray the vermin. Then give it a shot to the balls so it doesn't spawn anymore niglets ever again.

[ - ] anonnon 0 points 9 hoursJun 7, 2025 03:34:09 ago (+0/-0)

Why do you live around niggers? You know there is this thing called moving, right? Or do you just like it?

[ - ] Kozel [op] 1 point 8 hoursJun 7, 2025 03:48:13 ago (+1/-0)

I just moved here last year. I moved to this area for two reasons:

1. To be close to my whale client.
2. It is the intake hub for Russian and Ukrainian immigrants so my plan is to find a nice immigrant woman here that isn't ruined by American culture. (I am from there)


I was living in Rural Nevada before this. But it was too far and I had to make on-site visits every month. Which was 4 hours one-way. It wasn't sustainable.

Joke's on me though because I got fired from #1 half a year after I moved. $6-10k monthly income gone.

And now I don't have enough income to buy anywhere else. Working my way back up to be able to afford my bills while living on savings.

[ - ] rzr97 1 point 8 hoursJun 7, 2025 04:35:06 ago (+1/-0)

Good luck man. In all seriousness, don't look for extra drama in your life. You'll always find it.

[ - ] GrayDragon 0 points 9 hoursJun 7, 2025 03:29:29 ago (+0/-0)

Your story was awesome until you said "However, his chasing me down in a car is stalking CPC (646.9) and criminal threats CPC (422)."

Just do what you are doing.

E: And I would love to patrol with you.

[ - ] Kozel [op] 3 points 8 hoursJun 7, 2025 03:38:26 ago (+3/-0)

I wish I knew 2 or 3 guys that would be down to go around and beat the shit out of these faggots and destroy their stupid tents.

I could clean up the neighborhood in one week.

When I moved here I was walking from the store and there were some cops dealing with the tweakers. I approached them and asked if there's anything I can do to get rid of them. The guy was like "Legally....". I knew what he meant.

[ - ] bobdole9 0 points 5 hoursJun 7, 2025 07:04:23 ago (+0/-0)

"Legally...."

City cops or county sheriffs? Sure seems you have a lot of wiggle room.

[ - ] registereduser 0 points 9 hoursJun 7, 2025 02:46:33 ago (+1/-1)

Yes go call the law, like the faggot you are.