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Hand Rubbing Intensifies (babylonbee.com)

submitted by Clubberlang to NotSatire 5 days ago (+6/-0)

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Because The Current Timeline Is This Retarded (babylonbee.com)

submitted by Clubberlang to ClownWorld 1 week ago (+6/-0)

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Wheres The Transbrave Bipoc Ally Of The PedoRainbow Jihad That Fights Duh Eeevol Raycis Toxic Domestic Hoooowyte mxle and Battles Depression and Anxiety At The Same Time Bigot! (babylonbee.com)

submitted by Clubberlang to funny 2 weeks ago (+1/-0)

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Because It Is This Stupid and Yiddish (babylonbee.com)

submitted by Clubberlang to NotSatire 2 weeks ago (+1/-1)

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In Hilarious April Fools Joke, Congress Announces They Are Working Hard To Serve The American People (babylonbee.com)

submitted by Clubberlang to NotSatire 3 weeks ago (+28/-4)

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https://babylonbee.com/news/in-hilarious-april-fools-joke-congress-announces-they-are-working-hard-to-serve-the-american-people/

Aidan Maese-Czeropski was asked for a comment about working hard and in a gay degenerate lisp he responded, "legit OMG of course! I totes smashed in the congressional hearing floor and made it more perverse err uhh ummm diverse and inclusional EVAR!" And ended his quote with a gayroar of 46% excitement by exclaiming, "#It's DIAAAALLLAAAAATION TIIIIME!"

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Sheboons Of The Caribbean (babylonbee.com)

submitted by Clubberlang to funny 4 weeks ago (+2/-1)

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Diddy Hired As New President Of Nickelodeon Studios (babylonbee.com)

submitted by Clubberlang to funny 1 month ago (+7/-0)

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https://babylonbee.com/news/after-revelation-of-relationships-with-child-actors-diddy-hired-as-new-president-of-nickelodeon-studios/

Too safe. I would have went with pedodisney or Neverland Ranch.

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NYC Mayor Assures Migrants That If They Run Out Of Prepaid Debit Cards They Can Just Rob Americans Directly (babylonbee.com)

submitted by Clubberlang to NotSatire 1 month ago (+22/-1)

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https://babylonbee.com/news/nyc-mayor-assures-migrants-that-if-they-run-out-of-prepaid-debit-cards-they-can-just-rob-americans-directly/

I'd be nice if you offer them you home too, before they just take it over anyway.

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I'm Pretty Sure It Is That Stupid (babylonbee.com)

submitted by Clubberlang to funny 1 month ago (+0/-1)

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Planet Fitness Adds 'Bigot Alarm' To Shame Women Who Don't Want Men In Their Locker Room (babylonbee.com)

submitted by Clubberlang to NotSatire 1 month ago (+5/-0)

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Wee Wuz Eyerish Eeeen Sheeeeeeeeeehehehehehehhhiiiit! (babylonbee.com)

submitted by Clubberlang to funny 1 month ago (+4/-1)

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Canadian Supreme Court Rules ‘Justin Trudeau’ Is An Outdated Term And Should Instead Be Referred To As ‘Person With A Vagina’ (babylonbee.com)

submitted by Clubberlang to funny 1 month ago (+22/-0)

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Progressives Fear That Without TikTok, They Won’t Be Able To Convince Kids To Join Their Weird Sex Cult (babylonbee.com)

submitted by Clubberlang to funny 1 month ago (+5/-0)

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Ramadan Rapeathon! (babylonbee.com)

submitted by Clubberlang to funny 1 month ago (+2/-1)

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Undocumented Voter Refugees (babylonbee.com)

submitted by Clubberlang to funny 1 month ago (+5/-1)

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The Biden Bible: John 1:1 - "In the beginning was the Word, and the Word was trunalimunumaprzure" (babylonbee.com)

submitted by Cantaloupe to whatever 1 month ago (+2/-0)

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Little Girl Dreams Of One Day Being Fat And Ugly Enough To Be Target Model (babylonbee.com)

submitted by Clubberlang to funny 1 month ago (+24/-0)

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Ballot Drop Boxes Installed Along Border Wall (babylonbee.com)

submitted by Clubberlang to NotSatire 1 month ago (+15/-0)

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Biden Arrives At Border To Address His Voters (babylonbee.com)

submitted by Clubberlang to NotSatire 1 month ago (+4/-0)

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Ballot Drop Boxes Installed Along Border Wall (babylonbee.com)

submitted by bossman131 to random 1 month ago (+1/-0)

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"I have to be frank, I just don't quite see how our negotiating the price with the seller and the bank did fifty million dollars of damage to the State of New York. I'm really struggling to make the connection." (babylonbee.com)

submitted by Clubberlang to NotSatire 2 months ago (+3/-0)

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https://babylonbee.com/news/new-york-prosecutes-couple-for-fraud-for-listing-their-house-for-499000-when-it-ultimately-sold-for-485000/

We'll help ya out pumpkin.

It's the 👃.

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HALshaloms 9000 (babylonbee.com)

submitted by Clubberlang to NotSatire 2 months ago (+2/-0)

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Letitia James getting into Real Estate (babylonbee.com)

submitted by Cantaloupe to whatever 2 months ago (+0/-0)

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Boeing Need Tuh Hyre Jaromothy Duhhh 45thst Hee GudBoi Hee Uhhh Naycharull Unjuneer! (babylonbee.com)

submitted by Clubberlang to funny 2 months ago (+1/-1)

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President Xi Appointed To Serve On San Francisco Elections Commission (babylonbee.com)

submitted by Clubberlang to NotSatire 2 months ago (+16/-0)

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