Brave IDF soldiers search the rubble of a collapsed building. One mutters, "He's got to be here somewhere".
The soldiers are desperately looking for something. One man searches under the rubble and says, "I hear crying!". The soldiers madly dig and find a baby, still alive even after all this horror. The baby coughs from the dirt and debris covering him.
"Goyim with a gun!" an IDF soldier shouts as they all unload their weapons into the enemy. "CLEAR!" one finally says.
A pensioner drove his brand new BMW to 100 mph, looking in his rear view mirror, he saw a police car behind him. He floored it to 140 , then 150, ... then 155, ... Suddenly he thought, "I'm too old for this nonsense !" So he pulled over to the side of the road and waited for the police car to catch up with him. The officer walked up to him, looked at his watch and said, "Sir, my shift ends in ten minutes. Today is Friday and I'm taking off for the weekend with my family. If you can give me a good reason that I've never heard before, why you were speeding... I'll let you go." The Man looked very seriously at the police man, and replied :- "Years ago, my wife ran off with a policeman, I thought you were bringing her back." !!! The Cop left saying, "Have a good day, Sir"...
