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Boeing Sadly Announces Whistleblower Shot Self In Back While Falling Off Skyscraper Directly Into Wood Chipper While Wearing Cement Shoes (babylonbee.com)

submitted by Clubberlang to NotSatire 1 day ago (+19/-1)

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Hand Rubbing Intensifies (babylonbee.com)

submitted by Clubberlang to NotSatire 1 week ago (+6/-0)

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In Hilarious April Fools Joke, Congress Announces They Are Working Hard To Serve The American People (babylonbee.com)

submitted by Clubberlang to NotSatire 1 month ago (+28/-4)

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https://babylonbee.com/news/in-hilarious-april-fools-joke-congress-announces-they-are-working-hard-to-serve-the-american-people/

Aidan Maese-Czeropski was asked for a comment about working hard and in a gay degenerate lisp he responded, "legit OMG of course! I totes smashed in the congressional hearing floor and made it more perverse err uhh ummm diverse and inclusional EVAR!" And ended his quote with a gayroar of 46% excitement by exclaiming, "#It's DIAAAALLLAAAAATION TIIIIME!"

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Because It Is This Stupid and Yiddish (babylonbee.com)

submitted by Clubberlang to NotSatire 3 weeks ago (+1/-1)

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NYC Mayor Assures Migrants That If They Run Out Of Prepaid Debit Cards They Can Just Rob Americans Directly (babylonbee.com)

submitted by Clubberlang to NotSatire 1 month ago (+22/-1)

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https://babylonbee.com/news/nyc-mayor-assures-migrants-that-if-they-run-out-of-prepaid-debit-cards-they-can-just-rob-americans-directly/

I'd be nice if you offer them you home too, before they just take it over anyway.

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A California Company Is Making a Business Out of Kicking Squatters Out of Properties (redstate.com)

submitted by Clubberlang to NotSatire 1 month ago (+8/-0)

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CannuckAstan Is Facing Impending Crisis! (archive.md)

submitted by Clubberlang to NotSatire 1 month ago (+2/-0)

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Planet Fitness Adds 'Bigot Alarm' To Shame Women Who Don't Want Men In Their Locker Room (babylonbee.com)

submitted by Clubberlang to NotSatire 1 month ago (+5/-0)

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Ballot Drop Boxes Installed Along Border Wall (babylonbee.com)

submitted by Clubberlang to NotSatire 2 months ago (+15/-0)

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Biden Arrives At Border To Address His Voters (babylonbee.com)

submitted by Clubberlang to NotSatire 2 months ago (+4/-0)

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Trans women’s milk as good as breast milk, British health officials say (archive.md)

submitted by Clubberlang to NotSatire 2 months ago (+9/-0)

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Australian American Has The Cops Called On Him In Texas (archive.md)

submitted by Clubberlang to NotSatire 2 months ago (+9/-0)

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"I have to be frank, I just don't quite see how our negotiating the price with the seller and the bank did fifty million dollars of damage to the State of New York. I'm really struggling to make the connection." (babylonbee.com)

submitted by Clubberlang to NotSatire 2 months ago (+3/-0)

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https://babylonbee.com/news/new-york-prosecutes-couple-for-fraud-for-listing-their-house-for-499000-when-it-ultimately-sold-for-485000/

We'll help ya out pumpkin.

It's the 👃.

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President Xi Appointed To Serve On San Francisco Elections Commission (babylonbee.com)

submitted by Clubberlang to NotSatire 2 months ago (+16/-0)

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HALshaloms 9000 (babylonbee.com)

submitted by Clubberlang to NotSatire 2 months ago (+2/-0)

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Oyyyyyy Veyyyy dissl Reeeerareely Cut Into Hour Money Laundering err uhhh Ejukayshunz Of Fewcha Marxists unmm Americans! Kvetch!! (redstate.com)

submitted by Clubberlang to NotSatire 2 months ago (+1/-1)

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jews Ruin Everything (babylonbee.com)

submitted by Clubberlang to NotSatire 2 months ago (+5/-1)

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World Economic Forum Concludes Event With Virgin Sacrifice To Weather Gods To Prevent Climate Change (babylonbee.com)

submitted by Clubberlang to NotSatire 3 months ago (+21/-2)

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Misogynistic Mxle Gaze Bigot! (babylonbee.com)

submitted by Clubberlang to NotSatire 3 months ago (+1/-0)

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Trump Demands Election Crimes Case Be Dropped In New Filing — Because Nobody Told Him Overturning Election Was Crime (www.mediaite.com)

submitted by Sal_180 to NotSatire 3 months ago (+1/-6)

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And For Good Reason (babylonbee.com)

submitted by Clubberlang to NotSatire 5 months ago (+1/-0)

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San Francisco Mayor Reminds Everyone To Get Their Christmas Shoplifting Done Early (babylonbee.com)

submitted by Clubberlang to NotSatire 5 months ago (+2/-0)

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God Rewards Only Team That Doesn't Have A Pride Night With World Series Win (babylonbee.com)

submitted by Clubberlang to NotSatire 6 months ago (+28/-1)

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Portland Neighborhood Terrified By Residents Dressed Up As Normal Middle-Class Family (babylonbee.com)

submitted by Clubberlang to NotSatire 6 months ago (+16/-0)

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Woman Wishes There Were Some Kind Of Job That Would Let Her Work From Home And Do Stuff She Enjoys Like Baking, Sewing, Hanging Out With Her Kids (babylonbee.com)

submitted by Clubberlang to NotSatire 6 months ago (+6/-2)

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