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President Xi Appointed To Serve On San Francisco Elections Commission (babylonbee.com)

submitted by Clubberlang to NotSatire 2 months ago (+16/-0)

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I'm Guessing He Didn't Want To Catch RainbowPox (babylonbee.com)

submitted by Clubberlang to funny 2 months ago (+3/-1)

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Mayorkas Says He shouldn't be impeached (babylonbee.com)

submitted by Cantaloupe to whatever 2 months ago (+1/-0)

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jews Ruin Everything (babylonbee.com)

submitted by Clubberlang to NotSatire 2 months ago (+5/-1)

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Holy Moses! Brandon! (babylonbee.com)

submitted by Clubberlang to funny 2 months ago (+1/-0)

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Rep. Jayapal Demands Slur ‘Illegal Immigrants’ Stop Being Used To Describe Immigrants Who Are Here Illegally (babylonbee.com)

submitted by Clubberlang to funny 3 months ago (+10/-1)

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https://babylonbee.com/news/rep-jayapal-demands-slur-illegal-immigrants-stop-being-used-to-describe-immigrants-who-are-here-illegally/

It also leads to Islamophobia and hooowyte supremacismz!!

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Biden Says Texas Has Till End Of Day To Remove Razor Wire Or Else Frinlerbagsuzzit Dorblelerg (babylonbee.com)

submitted by Clubberlang to funny 3 months ago (+14/-0)

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New York City Hall Replaces Thomas Jefferson Statue With Golden Statue Of Lizzo (babylonbee.com)

submitted by v0atmage to FatPeopleHate 3 months ago (+5/-0)

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The Burger King Gets His Pilots License (babylonbee.com)

submitted by Clubberlang to funny 3 months ago (+8/-0)

https://babylonbee.com/news/airlines-offering-100-upgrade-where-youre-guaranteed-an-old-male-pilot-named-steve/

No sheboones allowed on my plane, he said.

Media acts confused.

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DeSantis Says He Will Try Running Again When He's A Senile 75-Year-Old (babylonbee.com)

submitted by Clubberlang to funny 3 months ago (+6/-2)

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https://babylonbee.com/news/desantis-drops-out-of-race-after-evidence-surfaces-of-him-not-being-over-75/

But Nikky Haley is still in the race.

I'm guessing she'll be the empowered preselected controlled opposition in the illusion of choice 2024 which jew is for you.

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'Can I Have Some Steak Sauce Please?' Says Wittle Bitty Man Baby Who Needs A Wittle Sauce On His Steak Waaaah (babylonbee.com)

submitted by Clubberlang to funny 3 months ago (+4/-4)

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Misogynistic Mxle Gaze Bigot! (babylonbee.com)

submitted by Clubberlang to NotSatire 3 months ago (+1/-0)

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World Economic Forum Concludes Event With Virgin Sacrifice To Weather Gods To Prevent Climate Change (babylonbee.com)

submitted by Clubberlang to NotSatire 3 months ago (+21/-2)

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Trump Promises Vivek An Administration Position Running The White House 7-Eleven (babylonbee.com)

submitted by Clubberlang to funny 3 months ago (+22/-1)

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https://babylonbee.com/news/trump-promises-vivek-an-administration-position-running-white-house-convenience-store/

Vivek make shake!

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Delta Introduces New Short Plane For Special-Needs Pilots (babylonbee.com)

submitted by Clubberlang to funny 3 months ago (+5/-1)

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Delta Introduces New Short Plane For Special-Needs Pilots (babylonbee.com)

submitted by Scyber to BabylonWasp 3 months ago (+3/-1)

https://babylonbee.com/news/delta-introduces-new-short-plane-for-special-needs-pilots

And the pilots are singing "The wheels on the bus go 'round & 'round"

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Boeing CEO Assures Nervous Fliers That All 737 Aircraft Are Built To The Highest Diversity Standards (babylonbee.com)

submitted by Niggly_Puff to whatever 3 months ago (+30/-1)

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New Film Adaptation Of '1984' To Feature Big Brother As The Good Guy (babylonbee.com)

submitted by Clubberlang to funny 3 months ago (+8/-1)

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Jews Realize They've Dug Too Far When They Pop Out Of The Ground Next To A Mountie Drinking Maple Syrup On A Moose In Front Of A Tim Hortons (babylonbee.com)

submitted by Clubberlang to funny 3 months ago (+19/-0)

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TIL that Chris Christie was banned from Epstein Island after a “buffet incident”…. (babylonbee.com)

submitted by Steelerfish to based_satire 4 months ago (+21/-0)

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Soros-Backed District Attorney Prosecutes Illinois Boy For Terrorizing Burglars (babylonbee.com)

submitted by Clubberlang to funny 4 months ago (+10/-2)

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Clarence The Angel Takes Gavin Newsom To Florida To Show Him What California Would Look Like If He'd Never Been Born (babylonbee.com)

submitted by Clubberlang to funny 4 months ago (+10/-0)

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Everything Is Fake And Extra Gay (babylonbee.com)

submitted by Clubberlang to ClownWorld 4 months ago (+2/-2)

https://babylonbee.com/news/man-longs-for-good-old-days-when-he-could-go-online-without-seeing-gay-capitol-sex-tape/

Just like the yids want it.

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Southwest Introduces New C-17 Cargo Plane Capable Of Carrying Your Mom (babylonbee.com)

submitted by Clubberlang to funny 4 months ago (+21/-0)

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No market in CA for Grand Theft Auto VI (babylonbee.com)

submitted by Cantaloupe to whatever 5 months ago (+5/-1)

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