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Boeing Sadly Announces Whistleblower Shot Self In Back While Falling Off Skyscraper Directly Into Wood Chipper While Wearing Cement Shoes (babylonbee.com)

submitted by Clubberlang to NotSatire 5 days ago (+19/-1)

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Because It Is This Stupid and Yiddish (babylonbee.com)

submitted by Clubberlang to NotSatire 1 month ago (+1/-1)

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In Hilarious April Fools Joke, Congress Announces They Are Working Hard To Serve The American People (babylonbee.com)

submitted by Clubberlang to NotSatire 1 month ago (+28/-4)

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https://babylonbee.com/news/in-hilarious-april-fools-joke-congress-announces-they-are-working-hard-to-serve-the-american-people/

Aidan Maese-Czeropski was asked for a comment about working hard and in a gay degenerate lisp he responded, "legit OMG of course! I totes smashed in the congressional hearing floor and made it more perverse err uhh ummm diverse and inclusional EVAR!" And ended his quote with a gayroar of 46% excitement by exclaiming, "#It's DIAAAALLLAAAAATION TIIIIME!"

NYC Mayor Assures Migrants That If They Run Out Of Prepaid Debit Cards They Can Just Rob Americans Directly (babylonbee.com)

submitted by Clubberlang to NotSatire 1 month ago (+22/-1)

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https://babylonbee.com/news/nyc-mayor-assures-migrants-that-if-they-run-out-of-prepaid-debit-cards-they-can-just-rob-americans-directly/

I'd be nice if you offer them you home too, before they just take it over anyway.

Sheboons Of The Caribbean (babylonbee.com)

submitted by Clubberlang to funny 1 month ago (+2/-1)

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Diddy Hired As New President Of Nickelodeon Studios (babylonbee.com)

submitted by Clubberlang to funny 1 month ago (+7/-0)

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https://babylonbee.com/news/after-revelation-of-relationships-with-child-actors-diddy-hired-as-new-president-of-nickelodeon-studios/

Too safe. I would have went with pedodisney or Neverland Ranch.

Wee Wuz Eyerish Eeeen Sheeeeeeeeeehehehehehehhhiiiit! (babylonbee.com)

submitted by Clubberlang to funny 1 month ago (+4/-1)

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Canadian Supreme Court Rules ‘Justin Trudeau’ Is An Outdated Term And Should Instead Be Referred To As ‘Person With A Vagina’ (babylonbee.com)

submitted by Clubberlang to funny 1 month ago (+22/-0)

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Progressives Fear That Without TikTok, They Won’t Be Able To Convince Kids To Join Their Weird Sex Cult (babylonbee.com)

submitted by Clubberlang to funny 1 month ago (+5/-0)

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Little Girl Dreams Of One Day Being Fat And Ugly Enough To Be Target Model (babylonbee.com)

submitted by Clubberlang to funny 2 months ago (+24/-0)

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"I have to be frank, I just don't quite see how our negotiating the price with the seller and the bank did fifty million dollars of damage to the State of New York. I'm really struggling to make the connection." (babylonbee.com)

submitted by Clubberlang to NotSatire 2 months ago (+3/-0)

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https://babylonbee.com/news/new-york-prosecutes-couple-for-fraud-for-listing-their-house-for-499000-when-it-ultimately-sold-for-485000/

We'll help ya out pumpkin.

It's the 👃.

President Xi Appointed To Serve On San Francisco Elections Commission (babylonbee.com)

submitted by Clubberlang to NotSatire 2 months ago (+16/-0)

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I'm Guessing He Didn't Want To Catch RainbowPox (babylonbee.com)

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jews Ruin Everything (babylonbee.com)

submitted by Clubberlang to NotSatire 2 months ago (+5/-1)

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Holy Moses! Brandon! (babylonbee.com)

submitted by Clubberlang to funny 2 months ago (+1/-0)

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Rep. Jayapal Demands Slur ‘Illegal Immigrants’ Stop Being Used To Describe Immigrants Who Are Here Illegally (babylonbee.com)

submitted by Clubberlang to funny 3 months ago (+10/-1)

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https://babylonbee.com/news/rep-jayapal-demands-slur-illegal-immigrants-stop-being-used-to-describe-immigrants-who-are-here-illegally/

It also leads to Islamophobia and hooowyte supremacismz!!

Biden Says Texas Has Till End Of Day To Remove Razor Wire Or Else Frinlerbagsuzzit Dorblelerg (babylonbee.com)

submitted by Clubberlang to funny 3 months ago (+14/-0)

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DeSantis Says He Will Try Running Again When He's A Senile 75-Year-Old (babylonbee.com)

submitted by Clubberlang to funny 3 months ago (+6/-2)

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https://babylonbee.com/news/desantis-drops-out-of-race-after-evidence-surfaces-of-him-not-being-over-75/

But Nikky Haley is still in the race.

I'm guessing she'll be the empowered preselected controlled opposition in the illusion of choice 2024 which jew is for you.

'Can I Have Some Steak Sauce Please?' Says Wittle Bitty Man Baby Who Needs A Wittle Sauce On His Steak Waaaah (babylonbee.com)

submitted by Clubberlang to funny 3 months ago (+4/-4)