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I can't even stop and get gas without the universe fucking with me

submitted by HonkyMcNiggerSpic to tellupgoat_based_edition 1 monthMar 29, 2024 11:52:14 ago (+13/-3)     (tellupgoat_based_edition)

So I stop to get some jew juice because my gas light came on and the little bell ringed and I as soon as it does that I say "ANNnnnnd the jew bell rings". Anyhoo, I'm standing there minding my own gotdamn business and A guy approaches me. I noticed he came from one of those little vans that drifters use. He says: "I'm sorry to bother you sir but can you please help me? I am a rock climber and I am here but I don't have any money for gas and I am out".

I've been around many of these people. They are leftists/go green yuppie types. They're parents usually have a lot of money and it is a trend for these fucks to drift around, kayaking, rafting and rock climbing and they prey on white peoples empathy so that they don't have to pay for their little born rich yuppie trips. They think its funny getting working class muh redneck hicks to pay for everything by trying to garner sympathy. Little did this dipshit know that he approached the worst person in the world. I'm not the bleeding heart that he was hoping for.

I immediately said where the fuck do you think anybody would get extra money from to give to you? you retards voted in biden and now most people can't afford gas and food. I hope you fucking suffer and fucking die you pos kike leftist cocksucker. He got away from me rather quickly. I got in my vehicle and my wife said was that one of those rich kid beggers I said yep. I hope somebody slashes his fucking tires. She said he looked scared as he briskly walked away. I said I was as nice as I could possibly be. And so we all went on with our lives. But I will guarantee you this. Some white woman probably gave him a wad of money. I see'em do it all the time with the beggers who've set up shop on one of our exit ramps. Nobody stops or helps them except for white women. I've watched this shit many times.


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Dont read Crichton's airframe. It'll piss you off.

She was probably hitting on you

I feel as if that is a pointed criticism. I have the hardest time spelling it even though I use it all the time. Also was it a crossword puzzle thing or .. how would that come up?