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I can't even stop and get gas without the universe fucking with me

submitted by HonkyMcNiggerSpic to tellupgoat_based_edition 1 monthMar 29, 2024 11:52:14 ago (+13/-3)     (tellupgoat_based_edition)

So I stop to get some jew juice because my gas light came on and the little bell ringed and I as soon as it does that I say "ANNnnnnd the jew bell rings". Anyhoo, I'm standing there minding my own gotdamn business and A guy approaches me. I noticed he came from one of those little vans that drifters use. He says: "I'm sorry to bother you sir but can you please help me? I am a rock climber and I am here but I don't have any money for gas and I am out".

I've been around many of these people. They are leftists/go green yuppie types. They're parents usually have a lot of money and it is a trend for these fucks to drift around, kayaking, rafting and rock climbing and they prey on white peoples empathy so that they don't have to pay for their little born rich yuppie trips. They think its funny getting working class muh redneck hicks to pay for everything by trying to garner sympathy. Little did this dipshit know that he approached the worst person in the world. I'm not the bleeding heart that he was hoping for.

I immediately said where the fuck do you think anybody would get extra money from to give to you? you retards voted in biden and now most people can't afford gas and food. I hope you fucking suffer and fucking die you pos kike leftist cocksucker. He got away from me rather quickly. I got in my vehicle and my wife said was that one of those rich kid beggers I said yep. I hope somebody slashes his fucking tires. She said he looked scared as he briskly walked away. I said I was as nice as I could possibly be. And so we all went on with our lives. But I will guarantee you this. Some white woman probably gave him a wad of money. I see'em do it all the time with the beggers who've set up shop on one of our exit ramps. Nobody stops or helps them except for white women. I've watched this shit many times.


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[ - ] fnbs 5 points 1 monthMar 29, 2024 13:09:11 ago (+5/-0)

No one supports "tranny hour for kids" around here except white women.

[ - ] dass 1 point 1 monthMar 30, 2024 01:31:41 ago (+1/-0)

And tranny's.

[ - ] albatrosv15 4 points 1 monthMar 29, 2024 12:40:37 ago (+4/-0)

So did your wife clap or not?

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic [op] 1 point 1 monthMar 29, 2024 12:47:57 ago (+1/-0)

No but she give me the clap. Emotional damage

[ - ] Gowithit 4 points 1 monthMar 29, 2024 12:03:01 ago (+4/-0)

That was Joe. Next time just throw him 40 and I'll pay you back for it.

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic [op] 1 point 1 monthMar 29, 2024 12:47:34 ago (+1/-0)

oh okay. No probs.

[ - ] Joe_McCarthy 1 point 1 monthMar 29, 2024 23:29:35 ago (+1/-0)*

It wasn't. But the universe fucks with me too.

Just today I had these experiences:

1) Was in the library looking for Michael Crichton's 'Jurassic Park'. Along comes an old man wearing a 'Jurassic Park' movie t-shirt.

2) While carrying a copy of Stephen King's book 'Carrie' a high Hispanic chick approaches me asking what I'm reading. When I tell her she busts out laughing saying she had just been thinking about Stephen King. She seemed genuine.

Today at a university a guy I know asks me about the use of the word 'absolutely' used in an exclamatory way. As in to affirm strongly. This is a word translated from Russian that Vladimir Putin uses a lot in talking to me over the 'circuit'. And in the same exclamatory way.

Oh, and I didn't climb rocks. I stole shit though. No need for money. I just live off the land.

[ - ] Gowithit 1 point 1 monthMar 30, 2024 09:56:50 ago (+1/-0)

Dont read Crichton's airframe. It'll piss you off.

She was probably hitting on you

I feel as if that is a pointed criticism. I have the hardest time spelling it even though I use it all the time. Also was it a crossword puzzle thing or .. how would that come up?

[ - ] con77 2 points 1 monthMar 29, 2024 13:41:16 ago (+3/-1)

About 1983 I boarded and seized the Greenpeace ketch Pacific Peacemaker.

It was attempting to interfere with a missile test at Vandenberg Air Force base.

It was crewed by the sons and daughters of big donors. A snottier bunch of rich kids you have never seen.

I held a 12 gauge on them while the Bosun mate handcuffs them.

Funny part. The Bosun mate was a chronic sea sicker and would have to pause to throw up.

Of coarse Im fucking laughing at the poor fucker and he's saying fuck you conman.

The Greenpeace kids are watching this thinking WTF?
The two guys with guns are fuck youing each other.

We finally get them hooked up and transferred to the Avon boat and I led the prize crew and sailed it to LA.

Government property now bitches!
I tore that boat apart looking for even a roach of weed but they knew about the zero tolerance policy we had and apparently were clean.

[ - ] Master_Foo 0 points 1 monthMar 29, 2024 12:01:27 ago (+1/-1)

TreeFiddy!