This annoying fucker is a Turkish Van also known as "Swimming Cats" because they don't have any real fear of water. He is half-feral and has no love of the dog. He followed me 2 blocks to my car one day after work about 11 years ago and hopped in, looked over as if to say "Let's go home." I did try to find the owner(s) for a couple of months because it's a somewhat rare (and expensive) breed and despite being a bit feral he is actually pretty affectionate. I had no luck so I now own a half-feral cat that mourns at the door whenever I leave and reaches out to pet my face whenever he thinks I'm asleep. Unfortunately, he has a mild heart murmur that is noticeable whenever his constantly hungry self becomes a fat-ass so he's on a permanent controlled diet.
