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The Little Mermaid

submitted by NotSure to movies 1.6 yearsSep 11, 2022 12:14:27 ago (+63/-0)     (files.catbox.moe)

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The trailer is currently at 248K thumbs-ups and 916K thumbs-downs.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0-wPm99PF9U


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[ - ] In_Cog_Nito 5 points 1.6 yearsSep 11, 2022 13:48:04 ago (+5/-0)

I love the part where Ariel says "Autobots, transform and roll out!" and then she transformed into a nigger. Truly inspiring!

[ - ] dassar 3 points 1.6 yearsSep 11, 2022 17:05:40 ago (+3/-0)

Those jootube comments are a hoot. Avoiding shadowbans by quoting classic movie lines from anything but this pile of woke turd ....

[ - ] oldblo 2 points 1.6 yearsSep 11, 2022 14:25:07 ago (+2/-0)*

I loved the part where [Disney spent a fortune on worthless damage control.] [Hilarious!]

[ - ] Gowithit 3 points 1.6 yearsSep 11, 2022 16:11:52 ago (+3/-0)

Who are these movies made for now? Because it can't be for kids. It looks boring.So so boring. And dark. Even the Pinocchio trailer is dark.

I remember Simon Cowell decades ago telling a woman auditioning that what fas girl iver here is doing is what's called fake singing.

Does this rule not apply anymore?

And what is the under the sea music number part going to look like? I bet creepy with the computer animation.

Plus the whole find herself and not for a man blah blah blah is done already. The kids don't care anyways.

[ - ] Bottled_Tears 3 points 1.6 yearsSep 11, 2022 17:22:43 ago (+3/-0)

Niggers. They are planning your replacement.

[ - ] goatfugee12 1 point 1.6 yearsSep 12, 2022 07:58:30 ago (+1/-0)

wonder how long it took them to teach her to swim

[ - ] NationalSocialism 2 points 1.6 yearsSep 11, 2022 13:56:45 ago (+2/-0)

[ - ] PotatoWhisperer 2 points 1.6 yearsSep 11, 2022 12:21:46 ago (+2/-0)

They're even re-wokifying their own woke propaganda.

https://litter.catbox.moe/ocv1u5.png

[ - ] UncleDoug 1 point 1.6 yearsSep 11, 2022 22:54:33 ago (+1/-0)

Nah lets choose a nigger instead ~ DisneyLGBTQ+

[ - ] Leveraction 1 point 1.6 yearsSep 11, 2022 21:42:28 ago (+1/-0)

Seriously scary looking.

[ - ] SteppingRazor 1 point 1.6 yearsSep 11, 2022 16:30:18 ago (+1/-0)

Interesting parallel with the mermaid wanting to be part of that world, just like niggers always want to be part of the white world. It will never happen.
So who does she fall in love with, a white dude or something else?

[ - ] xmasskull 0 points 1.6 yearsSep 11, 2022 17:37:08 ago (+0/-0)

A black,Math Prof.who is also an accomplished scuba & free diver,NavySeal. Go figure.

[ - ] totes_magotes 0 points 1.6 yearsSep 12, 2022 07:04:46 ago (+0/-0)

Evil cannot create on its own. It can only corrupt what goodness created.

[ - ] knightwarrior41 0 points 1.6 yearsSep 11, 2022 21:03:02 ago (+0/-0)

i even forgot about this, they should have made a female king king story instead.meh

[ - ] PrincessRobotBubblegum 0 points 1.6 yearsSep 11, 2022 12:16:14 ago (+0/-0)

How she do dat?

[ - ] TheGreatWhiteHope 1 point 1.6 yearsSep 11, 2022 12:25:42 ago (+1/-0)

[ - ] deleted 1 point 1.6 yearsSep 11, 2022 14:43:42 ago (+1/-0)

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[ - ] diggernicks -6 points 1.6 yearsSep 11, 2022 12:18:36 ago (+0/-6)

This meme is bad and you should feel bad

[ - ] boomerkiller 2 points 1.6 yearsSep 11, 2022 17:41:15 ago (+2/-0)

I can’t wait to throw all you jews into giant blenders.