Absolute hero - Upgoat - "where a goat can be a goat"

Absolute hero
submitted by big_fat_dangus to pics 2.0 yearsMay 19, 2022 14:16:25 ago (+65/-3) (files.catbox.moe)
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[ - ] PostWallHelena 8 points 2.0 yearsMay 19, 2022 17:48:29 ago (+8/-0)

pose as a therapist

He could just say he’s a therapist.

Its like saying, I will pose as a voodoo priest. It’s not a legitimate profession. They are professional bullshitters.

[ + ] UncleDoug

[ - ] UncleDoug 2 points 2.0 yearsMay 20, 2022 05:37:16 ago (+2/-0)

lol, so your therapist sided with your ex.

[ + ] PostWallHelena

[ - ] PostWallHelena 0 points 2.0 yearsMay 20, 2022 08:11:40 ago (+0/-0)

Of course not. I’m a woman.

[ + ] big_fat_dangus

[ - ] big_fat_dangus [op] -1 points 2.0 yearsMay 19, 2022 17:53:14 ago (+4/-5)

Why am I not surprised you don't get along well with therapists lmao.

[ + ] PostWallHelena

[ - ] PostWallHelena 3 points 2.0 yearsMay 19, 2022 18:00:12 ago (+4/-1)

You probably studied to be one before you dropped out to become a phlebotomist. That sort of faggotry seems right up your faggoty little alley.

LMAO! Uhhhhhhhhhhuuuhhhhhh durrrrrrrrr.

[ + ] big_fat_dangus

[ - ] big_fat_dangus [op] -1 points 2.0 yearsMay 19, 2022 18:01:25 ago (+2/-3)

Take it easy on the Franzia there dollface

[ + ] PostWallHelena

[ - ] PostWallHelena 3 points 2.0 yearsMay 19, 2022 18:09:41 ago (+3/-0)*

I don’t drink. You’re the beer guzzler. I can literally hear the resonance of your beer gut when you talk.

[ + ] big_fat_dangus

[ - ] big_fat_dangus [op] -1 points 2.0 yearsMay 19, 2022 18:32:54 ago (+2/-3)

I was wondering how long it would be until you strung together a couple words which sound vaguely scientific and hoped it made sense. You're nothing if not completely predictable, helena.

[ + ] PostWallHelena

[ - ] PostWallHelena 3 points 2.0 yearsMay 19, 2022 19:16:07 ago (+4/-1)

here’s another one: adipose. Is your dangus really fat? Or just drowning in it?

[ + ] Clubberlang

[ - ] Clubberlang 1 point 2.0 yearsMay 19, 2022 21:01:18 ago (+1/-0)

Will you guys fuck already? You can cut the sexual tension in the room like dangus did when he became a they.

[ + ] big_fat_dangus

[ - ] big_fat_dangus [op] 0 points 2.0 yearsMay 19, 2022 19:32:45 ago (+2/-2)

I told you to stay off my dick.

[ + ] PostWallHelena

[ - ] PostWallHelena 2 points 2.0 yearsMay 19, 2022 20:22:29 ago (+2/-0)

Assuming I could find it in the first place. Anheuser-Busch swallowed up little dangus many moons ago, I think.

[ + ] big_fat_dangus

[ - ] big_fat_dangus [op] -2 points 2.0 yearsMay 19, 2022 20:39:55 ago (+0/-2)

Sexual illiteracy is all too common among post wall vestiges like you, helena. The wall is a harsh mistress.

Continue thread

[ + ] Clubberlang

[ - ] Clubberlang 3 points 2.0 yearsMay 19, 2022 20:59:39 ago (+3/-0)

You confused doll with horse

[ + ] Ragnar

[ - ] Ragnar 1 point 2.0 yearsMay 20, 2022 00:24:24 ago (+1/-0)

Dollface? More like a dried up ancient dullface

[ + ] PostWallHelena

[ - ] PostWallHelena 1 point 2.0 yearsMay 20, 2022 08:12:58 ago (+1/-0)

Oh no I’m a dull face.

[ + ] Ragnar

[ - ] Ragnar 0 points 2.0 yearsMay 20, 2022 10:38:01 ago (+0/-0)

And that’s being generous

[ - ] CPU 5 points 2.0 yearsMay 19, 2022 16:24:37 ago (+5/-0)

This is an example of NPC manipulation. The NPC views two vs one and will accept the power. The NPC won't try to figure out why it is wrong. No logic, just go with the power.

[ + ] Clubberlang

[ - ] Clubberlang 0 points 2.0 yearsMay 19, 2022 21:05:15 ago (+0/-0)

NPC: Can I see your qualifications?

Therepissed: digs around in cracker jack box pulls out prize. Here ya go.

NPC: I had the same qualification handed to me when I got my 1st jab! Did you go to the same school?

Therepissed: nods head slowly.

[ - ] PearofAnguishJuniorManager 2 points 2.0 yearsMay 19, 2022 15:26:53 ago (+2/-0)

No woman would go to a male couples therapist. A female making this offer, with good fake reviews and testimonials, could make a million bucks a year.

[ - ] Not_a_redfugee 2 points 2.0 yearsMay 19, 2022 14:21:49 ago (+2/-0)

Lmao

[ + ] MichaelStewart

[ - ] MichaelStewart 1 point 2.0 yearsMay 19, 2022 16:41:35 ago (+1/-0)

This dude's a true hero. A real therapist normally goes for $50 more than what he's asking.

[ - ] Mike_Martini 1 point 2.0 yearsMay 19, 2022 16:21:57 ago (+1/-0)

Buddy of mine went to couples therapy within a year of getting married. He said whenever he brought up legitimate arguments, his wife would completely shut down and not listen to a word of his.

[ + ] GhostCow

[ - ] GhostCow 0 points 2.0 yearsMay 19, 2022 17:55:28 ago (+0/-0)

Did the therapy help?

[ + ] PostWallHelena

[ - ] PostWallHelena 5 points 2.0 yearsMay 19, 2022 18:01:25 ago (+5/-0)

It helped the therapist.

[ + ] GhostCow

[ - ] GhostCow 1 point 2.0 yearsMay 19, 2022 22:05:11 ago (+1/-0)

This is probably the funniest thing I've seen you say. Well played.

[ + ] Ragnar

[ - ] Ragnar -2 points 2.0 yearsMay 20, 2022 00:25:37 ago (+0/-2)

Yes, stop simping

[ + ] Clubberlang

[ - ] Clubberlang 0 points 2.0 yearsMay 19, 2022 21:05:51 ago (+0/-0)

Bank account

[ - ] Anus_Expander 1 point 2.0 yearsMay 19, 2022 14:54:58 ago (+1/-0)

Brilliant, unless she hires him to fuck you over

[ - ] deleted 1 point 2.0 yearsMay 19, 2022 14:49:34 ago (+6/-5)

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[ + ] GhostCow

[ - ] GhostCow 3 points 2.0 yearsMay 19, 2022 17:57:31 ago (+3/-0)

I think maybe you should keep your ocd in check because you bitch about this kind of thing constantly and you're the only person on this website who cares.

You know half of the reason people first got pissed at AOU was because he did this kind of bitching and moved posts around constantly

[ + ] deleted

[ - ] deleted 0 points 2.0 yearsMay 19, 2022 19:27:34 ago (+1/-1)

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[ + ] GhostCow

[ - ] GhostCow 0 points 2.0 yearsMay 19, 2022 21:11:04 ago (+0/-0)

I've seen you do it at least twice this week alone. Why do you go out of your way to annoy people? I've noticed that when someone tells you that you are being annoying or gross you tend to double down every time instead of just cutting it out and being chill like a normal person. It makes me think you have some kind of personality disorder.

[ + ] Clubberlang

[ - ] Clubberlang 0 points 2.0 yearsMay 19, 2022 21:07:15 ago (+0/-0)

moved posts around constantly

Still does shits annoying

[ + ] GhostCow

[ - ] GhostCow 0 points 2.0 yearsMay 19, 2022 21:13:33 ago (+0/-0)

Why are you still going there? Retard.

[ + ] big_fat_dangus

[ - ] big_fat_dangus [op] 0 points 2.0 yearsMay 19, 2022 16:23:39 ago (+3/-3)

Go post some tranny gore about it, fag.

[ + ] deleted

[ - ] deleted -1 points 2.0 yearsMay 19, 2022 19:26:29 ago (+1/-2)