Louisiana joke - Upgoat - "where a goat can be a goat"

Louisiana joke
submitted by Panic to Jokes 10 hoursJun 9, 2025 15:17:30 ago (+23/-0) (Jokes)

Boudreaux is watching TV supping the fourth can from his six pack.
"Don't go", he suddenly yells at the screen.
"Do not enter that building. Turn around and walk away. Damn, you stupid man."
His wife calls from the kitchen, "what on earth are you watching?"
"Our wedding video," he bravely answers.

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[ - ] Anus_Expander 2 points 9 hoursJun 9, 2025 16:19:01 ago (+4/-2)

'earth' should be capitalized

[ + ] Her0n

[ - ] Her0n 7 points 9 hoursJun 9, 2025 16:26:20 ago (+7/-0)

Thank God you're here for us, the hero we don't deserve.

[ + ] RMGoetbbels

[ - ] RMGoetbbels 2 points 8 hoursJun 9, 2025 17:37:35 ago (+2/-0)

He's our Elected Retard, we just have to put up with it.

[ + ] Steelerfish

[ - ] Steelerfish 0 points 3 hoursJun 9, 2025 22:25:36 ago (+0/-0)

As opposed to several that are fighting for the “village idiot” badge.
Not to be confused with the “glownigger of the month” being awarded the happy merchant sticker.

[ + ] Panic

[ - ] Panic [op] 4 points 9 hoursJun 9, 2025 16:27:57 ago (+4/-0)

Many in Louisiana call it 'erf'. I mean, Erf LOL Capitalized is indeed best.

[ + ] xmasskull

[ - ] xmasskull 2 points 8 hoursJun 9, 2025 16:55:24 ago (+2/-0)

Well done!

[ + ] Puller_of_Noses

[ - ] Puller_of_Noses 0 points 2 hoursJun 9, 2025 23:08:33 ago (+0/-0)

Oit.
"I wouldn't fuck her if she were the last goil on oit."
Brooklyn, for the win.

[ + ] xmasskull

[ - ] xmasskull 2 points 8 hoursJun 9, 2025 16:55:57 ago (+2/-0)

EARTH Happy now?