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Potty humor

submitted by oyveyo to Jokes 1 dayJun 10, 2025 21:50:31 ago (+7/-3)     (Jokes)

A child tells mother, "I need to use the bathroom."

Mother asks, "Number one or number two?"

Child says, "Number twelve."

Mother looks puzzled and asks, "What is number twelve?"

Child replies, "Number one AND number two!"


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[ - ] WhiteCollarCriminal 3 points 1 dayJun 10, 2025 22:50:54 ago (+3/-0)

Obviously not a knee-grow chile, the humor is too complicated for a nigger to understand.

[ - ] Peleg 1 point 1 dayJun 10, 2025 22:53:43 ago (+1/-0)

That little fellow will always be "thinking outside of the box".

[ - ] Trope 1 point 1 dayJun 10, 2025 22:12:52 ago (+1/-0)

Reminds me of this short skit which is based on an episode of Ren & Stimpy

https://youtu.be/cbpuzYtp43Q?si=ObeWr11PrmA-RJxe

[ - ] Indoctrinated_USA 0 points 1 dayJun 11, 2025 01:45:24 ago (+0/-0)

Bad joke.