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Russia joke

submitted by Panic to Jokes 1 dayJun 10, 2025 11:56:07 ago (+21/-0)     (Jokes)

A man in Russia is standing in line to buy a bag of potatoes. He sees a man leaving the store with an empty bag.

He sighs, "Oh no, don't tell me they are out of potatoes!"

The other man replies, "No, they are out of onions. The line for the store out of potatoes is across the street."


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[ - ] BulletStopper 7 points 1 dayJun 10, 2025 12:36:42 ago (+7/-0)

товарищ Stalin says:

"In Soviet Russia, dark humor is like food."

"Not everyone is going to get it."

[ - ] HelenHighwater 1 point 1 dayJun 10, 2025 18:41:46 ago (+1/-0)

WheW! I thought the punchline was going to be "Rudolph the red knows rain, dear!"

[ - ] Sal_180 1 point 1 dayJun 10, 2025 15:02:49 ago (+2/-1)

What’s as big as a house, burns 20 liters of fuel every hour, puts out a shit-load of smoke and noise, and cuts an apple into three pieces?

A Russian machine made to cut apples into four pieces.

[ - ] Whatthefuck 2 points 1 dayJun 10, 2025 15:57:53 ago (+2/-0)

You don't need to tell us shitty jokes to prove you're a leftist Sal, we already know.

Here I've got one you'll appreciate. What do you throw to a drowning lawyer? His associate! It's not antisemitic because I said globalist. Everyone knows what a banker is, but I didn't say it.

[ - ] Peleg 1 point 1 dayJun 10, 2025 14:30:23 ago (+1/-0)

Poor dude. Been standing in the wrong line all day. Now he'll have to get in the back of the Other line.