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A record of all the cool and crazy stuff Florida Man gets into.

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Bull shark learns not to fuck with Floridaman…..     (nypost.com)
submitted by Steelerfish to FloridaMan 6 days ago (+6/-0)
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https://nypost.com/2025/06/07/us-news/florida-man-arrested-for-repeatedly-stabbing-shark-in-head-as-revenge-for-stealing-fish-after-gory-video-goes-viral/

So he stabbed it the head several times. That’s nothing compared to what the sharks do to the females when they mate.

The “poor ol” bull shark will be just fine. You aren’t going to pierce a sharks skull with a filet knife no matter how hard you try.
If you want to kill a big shark, you need a 12 gauge with a slug to the head or similar firepower. Using a .22 would be the equivalent of stabbing it with a pencil….
If anything, the poor ol bull shark was bleeding enough that it got ate by a bigger shark.

And how many people are bitten here by bull sharks every year?
Payback’s a bitch, mr sharky…
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Ever wondered how Fla @con77 and Fla @Anus_Expander made their money? Read on about "nub city".     (www.dailymail.co.uk)
submitted by paul_neri to FloridaMan 6 days ago (+3/-0)
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Jeremy Dewitte: The Serial Police Impersonator Who Was Arrested 14+ Times     (www.youtube.com)
submitted by HonkyMcNiggerSpic to FloridaMan 1 month ago (+5/-0)
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Doxxing @Con77     (old.reddit.com)
submitted by HonkyMcNiggerSpic to FloridaMan 3 months ago (+5/-2)
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One of our Florida goats caught on camera.     (theworldwatch.com)
submitted by Sector2 to FloridaMan 4 months ago (+16/-0)
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the video that finally forced @Clubberlang s mom to force him to get out of the house and get a job!     (youtube.com)
submitted by con77 to FloridaMan 5 months ago (+13/-0)
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it was in the 40s last night     (files.catbox.moe)
submitted by con77 to FloridaMan 6 months ago (+15/-0)
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https://files.catbox.moe/xre3xu.jpeg

when I used to work in NYC I would just wear a flannel shirt when it was in the 40s. In Florida I dress like its a survival situation.

to be fair though I just went through a summer of 'feels like' 105. heat + humidity
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1987? con77 and his uncle showing the vintage original Bull Durham ad he talked a redneck into selling     (files.catbox.moe)
submitted by con77 to FloridaMan 6 months ago (+19/-2)
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https://files.catbox.moe/do7bx8.jpg

zoom in on the artwork. its hilarious

the uncle hung it in his man cave in Detroit where he and the other racists that worked at GM had a good laugh over it.

the redneck that sold it later complained that he didnt get enough for it. He was right. I told him tough shit!
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Florida man allegedly had AR-15, silencers and list of Jewish and Black targets     (archive.md)
submitted by Clubberlang to FloridaMan 6 months ago (+14/-0)
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Because Im 🤡 🌎 You Arrest White People In Need     (archive.md)
submitted by Clubberlang to FloridaMan 7 months ago (+9/-1)
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AMERICAN PATRIOT! GOD SPEED!      (x.com)
submitted by Trumpman1488 to FloridaMan 8 months ago (+1/-2)
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NY transplant in Florida encounters wildlife     (files.catbox.moe)
submitted by con77 to FloridaMan 10 months ago (+10/-1)
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dont NY my FL!
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Debbie does Florida is winding up to be a bad B-Rated low budget trailer park porno…..     (FloridaMan)
submitted by Steelerfish to FloridaMan 10 months ago (+4/-0)
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I hoped it would scare off some of the New Yorker and Masshole infestation……


Nope- they are all out on the beach at my favorite local tiki bar… I only recognized a couple people after being there 25 years…. Who the fuck are all of you and why aren’t you in a hurricane shelter with a mask on?

Meanwhile- beer floats…. My house is on the same grid as a sewage lift station…. Absolutely the first to be restored if power goes out- haven’t since 2004 when we moved in.
I’ve ran our neighbors power across the street many times via extension cords - on a different transformer….
My genny runs on propane too- always grab peoples thrown out tanks and exchange them. Have plenty of stabilized ethanol free 5-gal gas tanks. If shit hits the fan- I’d trade the gas for 3-4 propane tanks…. I’ll run my camper on LP alone.


Plenty of bullets …. Florida has a castle doctrine


Edits- drunk typing
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Man arrested for stealing tens of thousands of dollars worth of fuel     (archive.md)
submitted by Clubberlang to FloridaMan 11 months ago (+11/-0)
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Florida man vs Walmart delivery drone     (www.yahoo.com)
submitted by Steelerfish to FloridaMan 11 months ago (+11/-0)
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florida man dont play     (files.catbox.moe)
submitted by con77 to FloridaMan 1.1 years ago (+33/-2)
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cheap shot city slickers
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I thought gender affirming care is legal?     (www.bbc.com)
submitted by globaltrekker to FloridaMan 1 year ago (+1/-0)
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They Escaped The Usery Tax     (archive.md)
submitted by Clubberlang to FloridaMan 1.1 years ago (+7/-0)
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Florida Man     (files.catbox.moe)
submitted by TheBigGuyFromQueens to FloridaMan 1.2 years ago (+35/-1)
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Looks Like We're Gonna Need A Floridawymxnz Soon      (baynews9.com)
submitted by Clubberlang to FloridaMan 1.2 years ago (+0/-0)
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Not to fear. FLORIDA MAN is here!      (files.catbox.moe)
submitted by lord_nougat to FloridaMan 1.2 years ago (+37/-2)
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Floridaman Games     (www.thefloridamangames.com)
submitted by Clubberlang to FloridaMan 1.3 years ago (+5/-0)
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Florida Lawmaker Proposes Bill To Legalize Killing ‘Crack Bears’….. no word yet on the Pasco county nuisance Meth-gators……     (dailycaller.com)
submitted by Steelerfish to FloridaMan 1.4 years ago (+4/-0)
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Floridawoman hires attorney to sue Hershey for 5 million Shekels because her Reese’s Pumpkins didn’t have faces….     (www.wfla.com)
submitted by Steelerfish to FloridaMan 1.5 years ago (+2/-0)
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https://www.wfla.com/news/hillsborough-county/5m-lawsuit-tampa-bay-woman-sues-hersheys-over-reeses-candy-without-faces/

Sad thing is she does have a point (I guess) and will probably make the (((attorney))) a decent payday.
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A Look Back: The Top Florida Man Stories of 2023     (redstate.com)
submitted by Clubberlang to FloridaMan 1.5 years ago (+1/-0)
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