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A record of all the cool and crazy stuff Florida Man gets into.

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Doxxing @Con77     (old.reddit.com)
submitted by HonkyMcNiggerSpic to FloridaMan 1 month ago (+5/-2)
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One of our Florida goats caught on camera.     (theworldwatch.com)
submitted by Sector2 to FloridaMan 2 months ago (+16/-0)
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the video that finally forced @Clubberlang s mom to force him to get out of the house and get a job!     (youtube.com)
submitted by con77 to FloridaMan 4 months ago (+13/-0)
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it was in the 40s last night     (files.catbox.moe)
submitted by con77 to FloridaMan 4 months ago (+15/-0)
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https://files.catbox.moe/xre3xu.jpeg

when I used to work in NYC I would just wear a flannel shirt when it was in the 40s. In Florida I dress like its a survival situation.

to be fair though I just went through a summer of 'feels like' 105. heat + humidity
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1987? con77 and his uncle showing the vintage original Bull Durham ad he talked a redneck into selling     (files.catbox.moe)
submitted by con77 to FloridaMan 5 months ago (+19/-2)
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https://files.catbox.moe/do7bx8.jpg

zoom in on the artwork. its hilarious

the uncle hung it in his man cave in Detroit where he and the other racists that worked at GM had a good laugh over it.

the redneck that sold it later complained that he didnt get enough for it. He was right. I told him tough shit!
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Florida man allegedly had AR-15, silencers and list of Jewish and Black targets     (archive.md)
submitted by Clubberlang to FloridaMan 5 months ago (+14/-0)
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Because Im 🤡 🌎 You Arrest White People In Need     (archive.md)
submitted by Clubberlang to FloridaMan 6 months ago (+9/-1)
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AMERICAN PATRIOT! GOD SPEED!      (x.com)
submitted by Trumpman1488 to FloridaMan 6 months ago (+1/-2)
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NY transplant in Florida encounters wildlife     (files.catbox.moe)
submitted by con77 to FloridaMan 8 months ago (+10/-1)
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dont NY my FL!
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Debbie does Florida is winding up to be a bad B-Rated low budget trailer park porno…..     (FloridaMan)
submitted by Steelerfish to FloridaMan 8 months ago (+4/-0)
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I hoped it would scare off some of the New Yorker and Masshole infestation……


Nope- they are all out on the beach at my favorite local tiki bar… I only recognized a couple people after being there 25 years…. Who the fuck are all of you and why aren’t you in a hurricane shelter with a mask on?

Meanwhile- beer floats…. My house is on the same grid as a sewage lift station…. Absolutely the first to be restored if power goes out- haven’t since 2004 when we moved in.
I’ve ran our neighbors power across the street many times via extension cords - on a different transformer….
My genny runs on propane too- always grab peoples thrown out tanks and exchange them. Have plenty of stabilized ethanol free 5-gal gas tanks. If shit hits the fan- I’d trade the gas for 3-4 propane tanks…. I’ll run my camper on LP alone.


Plenty of bullets …. Florida has a castle doctrine


Edits- drunk typing
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Man arrested for stealing tens of thousands of dollars worth of fuel     (archive.md)
submitted by Clubberlang to FloridaMan 10 months ago (+11/-0)
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Florida man vs Walmart delivery drone     (www.yahoo.com)
submitted by Steelerfish to FloridaMan 10 months ago (+11/-0)
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florida man dont play     (files.catbox.moe)
submitted by con77 to FloridaMan 11 months ago (+33/-2)
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cheap shot city slickers
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I thought gender affirming care is legal?     (www.bbc.com)
submitted by globaltrekker to FloridaMan 11 months ago (+1/-0)
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They Escaped The Usery Tax     (archive.md)
submitted by Clubberlang to FloridaMan 1 year ago (+7/-0)
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Florida Man     (files.catbox.moe)
submitted by TheBigGuyFromQueens to FloridaMan 1 year ago (+35/-1)
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Looks Like We're Gonna Need A Floridawymxnz Soon      (baynews9.com)
submitted by Clubberlang to FloridaMan 1 year ago (+0/-0)
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Not to fear. FLORIDA MAN is here!      (files.catbox.moe)
submitted by lord_nougat to FloridaMan 1 year ago (+37/-2)
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Floridaman Games     (www.thefloridamangames.com)
submitted by Clubberlang to FloridaMan 1.2 years ago (+5/-0)
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Florida Lawmaker Proposes Bill To Legalize Killing ‘Crack Bears’….. no word yet on the Pasco county nuisance Meth-gators……     (dailycaller.com)
submitted by Steelerfish to FloridaMan 1.2 years ago (+4/-0)
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Floridawoman hires attorney to sue Hershey for 5 million Shekels because her Reese’s Pumpkins didn’t have faces….     (www.wfla.com)
submitted by Steelerfish to FloridaMan 1.3 years ago (+2/-0)
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https://www.wfla.com/news/hillsborough-county/5m-lawsuit-tampa-bay-woman-sues-hersheys-over-reeses-candy-without-faces/

Sad thing is she does have a point (I guess) and will probably make the (((attorney))) a decent payday.
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A Look Back: The Top Florida Man Stories of 2023     (redstate.com)
submitted by Clubberlang to FloridaMan 1.3 years ago (+1/-0)
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Inept racism, Florida style     (www.local10.com)
submitted by Panic to FloridaMan 1.4 years ago (+7/-0)
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https://www.local10.com/news/local/2023/12/15/hallandale-beach-ex-hoa-prez-cuffed-after-leaving-gun-drawing-on-residents-doormat-cops-say

Erlichson said in February that in one instance, Reinfeld, upset she “didn’t leave him room for parking,” called her a “f---ing b---- Jewish whore.”
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Floridaman just wanted a cocktail……     (www.foxnews.com)
submitted by Steelerfish to FloridaMan 1.4 years ago (+7/-0)
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Pinellas Floridaman pours eye drops on nephew’s sandwich to make him ‘puke his brains out,’ police say     (www.wfla.com)
submitted by Steelerfish to FloridaMan 1.4 years ago (+5/-1)
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