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Debbie does Florida is winding up to be a bad B-Rated low budget trailer park porno…..

submitted by Steelerfish to FloridaMan 10 monthsAug 4, 2024 14:27:32 ago (+4/-0)     (FloridaMan)

I hoped it would scare off some of the New Yorker and Masshole infestation……


Nope- they are all out on the beach at my favorite local tiki bar… I only recognized a couple people after being there 25 years…. Who the fuck are all of you and why aren’t you in a hurricane shelter with a mask on?

Meanwhile- beer floats…. My house is on the same grid as a sewage lift station…. Absolutely the first to be restored if power goes out- haven’t since 2004 when we moved in.
I’ve ran our neighbors power across the street many times via extension cords - on a different transformer….
My genny runs on propane too- always grab peoples thrown out tanks and exchange them. Have plenty of stabilized ethanol free 5-gal gas tanks. If shit hits the fan- I’d trade the gas for 3-4 propane tanks…. I’ll run my camper on LP alone.


Plenty of bullets …. Florida has a castle doctrine


Edits- drunk typing


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[ - ] inaminit 1 point 10 monthsAug 4, 2024 15:13:10 ago (+1/-0)

Ever wonder where all the birds go when a storm blows in?

[ - ] Steelerfish [op] 1 point 10 monthsAug 4, 2024 18:56:16 ago (+1/-0)*

I have a couple bird feeders- Tampa Bay Area- , one I use mixed seed, the other straight sunflower ..
Yesterday, Just before storm Debbie did Florida , about 2 dozen Quaker parrots raided my feeders..
Their usual group is 4-5 ….
It was a feeding frenzy. Ravenous little squawking bastards.. like crows with attitudes and pretty colors…
They dump all the shit out of the feeder..
The doves, pidgins, finches, little baby cardinals, little blue jays all do the clean up….

Edit- I love watching it, hence why I subsidize the birds free provisions…

[ - ] con77 0 points 6 monthsNov 20, 2024 14:20:36 ago (+0/-0)

they are noisy bastards arent they

[ - ] xmasskull 0 points 10 monthsAug 4, 2024 16:13:06 ago (+0/-0)

My "Gramps"used to say "the birds"hunker down during a storm.

[ - ] Stonkmar 0 points 10 monthsAug 4, 2024 18:04:56 ago (+0/-0)

This is just the start though. The atlantic is waking up.

[ - ] Shotinthedark3 0 points 10 monthsAug 4, 2024 17:06:35 ago (+0/-0)

When I lived in port orange fl I was on the same grid as 2 schools that were also hurricane shelters, my power was on first.

[ - ] Shotinthedark3 0 points 10 monthsAug 4, 2024 17:04:32 ago (+0/-0)

When I lived in port orange fl I was on the same grid as 2 schools that were also hurricane shelters, my power was on first.