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I'm amazed at how much the average person is disconnected from nature nowadays.

A friend of mine took a phone call from his 20-something sister while I stood by. She was freaking out. A bird had struck the window and broken its own neck. She was in shambles. At the death. At the thought of getting near it, especially of touching it. She had to call to ask what to do. It was like an alien calling home after arriving on another planet.

I was in disbelief. She was on speaker, so I told her if she can't stand the thought of feeling the dead bird, then grab an old magazine or newspaper and a pair of kitchen tongs. Using the tongs, place the bird on whichever of the two you chose, and then wrap it up. Then, place it in a dumpster, or go fling the carcass somewhere it won't attract scavengers.

It was the fact she couldn't think straight that blew my mind.

That absolutely insufferable accent is from Boston. Also, this is what passes for comedy with those retards.

You dumb fuckin mook datz an iguana you fuhkin sausage munchin greasy spoon spaghetti and meatball chewin clown fuck.

I always hated the jerseytards more. And the haitians. And the cubans. and the snowtards. but especially the crinkly, shriveled up jew bitches that you know snarl at cute babies.

Pretty sure raccoons eat them. They can't really defend themselves.

Sounds like the guy with the viral 'weird cat' video.

That guy sounded like an absolute fucking faggot.

I saw an adult raccoon a baby one by grabbing it by the neck and slamming it to ground over and over.

Just plain murder.