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A record of all the cool and crazy stuff Florida Man gets into.

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Con77 Stopped by the Military Surplus Store     (files.catbox.moe)
submitted by breh2 to FloridaMan 1.8 years ago (+51/-1)
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Florida Man     (files.catbox.moe)
submitted by TheBigGuyFromQueens to FloridaMan 1.2 years ago (+35/-1)
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Not to fear. FLORIDA MAN is here!      (files.catbox.moe)
submitted by lord_nougat to FloridaMan 1.2 years ago (+37/-2)
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florida man dont play     (files.catbox.moe)
submitted by con77 to FloridaMan 1.1 years ago (+33/-2)
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cheap shot city slickers
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Florida man trolling CNN weatherfaggot after Idalia.      (twitter.com)
submitted by Steelerfish to FloridaMan 1.8 years ago (+22/-0)
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FLAryan Goes Out With a Bang     (files.catbox.moe)
submitted by breh2 to FloridaMan 1.8 years ago (+23/-2)
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1987? con77 and his uncle showing the vintage original Bull Durham ad he talked a redneck into selling     (files.catbox.moe)
submitted by con77 to FloridaMan 6 months ago (+19/-2)
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https://files.catbox.moe/do7bx8.jpg

zoom in on the artwork. its hilarious

the uncle hung it in his man cave in Detroit where he and the other racists that worked at GM had a good laugh over it.

the redneck that sold it later complained that he didnt get enough for it. He was right. I told him tough shit!
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One of our Florida goats caught on camera.     (theworldwatch.com)
submitted by Sector2 to FloridaMan 4 months ago (+16/-0)
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it was in the 40s last night     (files.catbox.moe)
submitted by con77 to FloridaMan 6 months ago (+15/-0)
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https://files.catbox.moe/xre3xu.jpeg

when I used to work in NYC I would just wear a flannel shirt when it was in the 40s. In Florida I dress like its a survival situation.

to be fair though I just went through a summer of 'feels like' 105. heat + humidity
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Florida man allegedly had AR-15, silencers and list of Jewish and Black targets     (archive.md)
submitted by Clubberlang to FloridaMan 6 months ago (+14/-0)
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You make us proud, Florida Man…..      (www.theblaze.com)
submitted by Steelerfish to FloridaMan 1.7 years ago (+13/-0)
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the video that finally forced @Clubberlang s mom to force him to get out of the house and get a job!     (youtube.com)
submitted by con77 to FloridaMan 6 months ago (+13/-0)
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Florida man vs Walmart delivery drone     (www.yahoo.com)
submitted by Steelerfish to FloridaMan 11 months ago (+11/-0)
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Man arrested for stealing tens of thousands of dollars worth of fuel     (archive.md)
submitted by Clubberlang to FloridaMan 11 months ago (+11/-0)
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St. Pete man throws chili at someone, gets felony battery charge: affidavit     (www.wfla.com)
submitted by Steelerfish to FloridaMan 3 years ago (+10/-0)
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NY transplant in Florida encounters wildlife     (files.catbox.moe)
submitted by con77 to FloridaMan 10 months ago (+10/-1)
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dont NY my FL!
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Florida man jumping drawbridges dukes of hazard style...     (www.coasttocoastam.com)
submitted by Steelerfish to FloridaMan 4.2 years ago (+9/-0)
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Because Im 🤡 🌎 You Arrest White People In Need     (archive.md)
submitted by Clubberlang to FloridaMan 7 months ago (+9/-1)
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Joy Reid when she hears Ron Desantis say "you loot, we shoot'"     (FloridaMan)
submitted by con77 to FloridaMan 1.8 years ago (+7/-0)
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"DASS RAYSIS! HE CAINT RUN FO PREZDENT!"
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Floridaman just wanted a cocktail……     (www.foxnews.com)
submitted by Steelerfish to FloridaMan 1.5 years ago (+7/-0)
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Inept racism, Florida style     (www.local10.com)
submitted by Panic to FloridaMan 1.5 years ago (+7/-0)
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https://www.local10.com/news/local/2023/12/15/hallandale-beach-ex-hoa-prez-cuffed-after-leaving-gun-drawing-on-residents-doormat-cops-say

Erlichson said in February that in one instance, Reinfeld, upset she “didn’t leave him room for parking,” called her a “f---ing b---- Jewish whore.”
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They Escaped The Usery Tax     (archive.md)
submitted by Clubberlang to FloridaMan 1.1 years ago (+7/-0)
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Just bought this on a shirt today. YANKEES FUCK OFF!!!!     (files.catbox.moe)
submitted by Trumpman1488 to FloridaMan 2.9 years ago (+10/-4)
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https://files.catbox.moe/lf9405.png

Can’t wait to walk around in public with it and see all the seething libs. I’ll make a post about it later.
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Bull shark learns not to fuck with Floridaman…..     (nypost.com)
submitted by Steelerfish to FloridaMan 6 days ago (+6/-0)
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https://nypost.com/2025/06/07/us-news/florida-man-arrested-for-repeatedly-stabbing-shark-in-head-as-revenge-for-stealing-fish-after-gory-video-goes-viral/

So he stabbed it the head several times. That’s nothing compared to what the sharks do to the females when they mate.

The “poor ol” bull shark will be just fine. You aren’t going to pierce a sharks skull with a filet knife no matter how hard you try.
If you want to kill a big shark, you need a 12 gauge with a slug to the head or similar firepower. Using a .22 would be the equivalent of stabbing it with a pencil….
If anything, the poor ol bull shark was bleeding enough that it got ate by a bigger shark.

And how many people are bitten here by bull sharks every year?
Payback’s a bitch, mr sharky…
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Florida man charged for throwing hot dog at St. Pete officer     (www.wfla.com)
submitted by Steelerfish to FloridaMan 2.9 years ago (+5/-0)
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