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[ - ] RMGoetbbels 2 points 6 monthsDec 16, 2024 19:34:45 ago (+2/-0)

She made him get out of the house because he's a cock blocking little bastard. She doesn't like it when he hides the baby oil on us and we have to go look for it.

Clubberfag, you're mom needs love too and I'm giving it to her.

[ - ] con77 [op] 3 points 6 monthsDec 16, 2024 20:20:56 ago (+3/-0)

whew lad!

[ - ] Deplorablepoetry 0 points 6 monthsDec 17, 2024 06:21:52 ago (+0/-0)

Missed opportunity to make a tune.

Try dropping balls first one then two

three, four create the beat

Before ya know it you’ll be tapping your feet

Five then six would sound really cool

I just added two farts while birthing a stool

Seven balls bouncing upon mom’s pots

Reminds of me youth so thanks a lot!