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A record of all the cool and crazy stuff Florida Man gets into.

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Florida Man     (files.catbox.moe)
submitted by TheBigGuyFromQueens to FloridaMan 2 weeks ago (+36/-1)
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Looks Like We're Gonna Need A Floridawymxnz Soon      (baynews9.com)
submitted by Clubberlang to FloridaMan 3 weeks ago (+0/-0)
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Not to fear. FLORIDA MAN is here!      (files.catbox.moe)
submitted by lord_nougat to FloridaMan 1 month ago (+37/-2)
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Floridaman Games     (www.thefloridamangames.com)
submitted by Clubberlang to FloridaMan 2 months ago (+5/-0)
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Florida Lawmaker Proposes Bill To Legalize Killing ‘Crack Bears’….. no word yet on the Pasco county nuisance Meth-gators……     (dailycaller.com)
submitted by Steelerfish to FloridaMan 2 months ago (+4/-0)
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Inept racism, Florida style     (www.local10.com)
submitted by Panic to FloridaMan 4 months ago (+7/-0)
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https://www.local10.com/news/local/2023/12/15/hallandale-beach-ex-hoa-prez-cuffed-after-leaving-gun-drawing-on-residents-doormat-cops-say

Erlichson said in February that in one instance, Reinfeld, upset she “didn’t leave him room for parking,” called her a “f---ing b---- Jewish whore.”
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Floridaman just wanted a cocktail……     (www.foxnews.com)
submitted by Steelerfish to FloridaMan 4 months ago (+7/-0)
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Pinellas Floridaman pours eye drops on nephew’s sandwich to make him ‘puke his brains out,’ police say     (www.wfla.com)
submitted by Steelerfish to FloridaMan 4 months ago (+5/-1)
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FAFO Doesn't Extend To Shoplifting      (archive.md)
submitted by Clubberlang to FloridaMan 6 months ago (+4/-0)
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Florida Man Bitten 41 Times by Rabid Otter, Otter also attacked dog before being captured      (www.newser.com)
submitted by carnold03 to FloridaMan 7 months ago (+1/-0)
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Con77 Stopped by the Military Surplus Store     (files.catbox.moe)
submitted by breh2 to FloridaMan 8 months ago (+51/-1)
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You make us proud, Florida Man…..      (www.theblaze.com)
submitted by Steelerfish to FloridaMan 7 months ago (+13/-0)
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FLAryan Goes Out With a Bang     (files.catbox.moe)
submitted by breh2 to FloridaMan 8 months ago (+23/-2)
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Joy Reid when she hears Ron Desantis say "you loot, we shoot'"     (FloridaMan)
submitted by con77 to FloridaMan 8 months ago (+7/-0)
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"DASS RAYSIS! HE CAINT RUN FO PREZDENT!"
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con77 when hes told hes in an evacuation zone     (twitter.com)
submitted by con77 to FloridaMan 8 months ago (+2/-0)
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https://twitter.com/i/status/1696872744355234170

too much work to move all these guns
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Florida man trolling CNN weatherfaggot after Idalia.      (twitter.com)
submitted by Steelerfish to FloridaMan 8 months ago (+22/-0)
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Florida man allegedly pistol whips, shoots friend in both legs while drunk     (www.foxnews.com)
submitted by Steelerfish to FloridaMan 8 months ago (+4/-1)
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Florida burglars spotted driving pickup with ‘stolen tag’ written on cardboard, deputies say     (www.clickorlando.com)
submitted by Steelerfish to FloridaMan 1.3 years ago (+2/-0)
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'We've changed the looks of his groin forever': Florida deputies open fire, transitioning an armed arson suspect into a detainee     (www.theblaze.com)
submitted by Steelerfish to FloridaMan 1.4 years ago (+4/-0)
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https://www.theblaze.com/news/florida-deputies-open-fire-transitioning-an-armed-arson-suspect-into-a-detainee

Sherriff Grady Judd, ladies and gentlemen……
👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👌🏻👌🏻👌🏻👌🏻
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Just bought this on a shirt today. YANKEES FUCK OFF!!!!     (files.catbox.moe)
submitted by Trumpman1488 to FloridaMan 1.8 years ago (+10/-4)
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https://files.catbox.moe/lf9405.png

Can’t wait to walk around in public with it and see all the seething libs. I’ll make a post about it later.
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Florida man charged for throwing hot dog at St. Pete officer     (www.wfla.com)
submitted by Steelerfish to FloridaMan 1.8 years ago (+5/-0)
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St. Pete man throws chili at someone, gets felony battery charge: affidavit     (www.wfla.com)
submitted by Steelerfish to FloridaMan 1.9 years ago (+10/-0)
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Florida man takes leak in store’s ‘beer cave,’ police say     (www.clickorlando.com)
submitted by Steelerfish to FloridaMan 2 years ago (+2/-1)
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https://www.clickorlando.com/news/local/2022/04/21/urine-trouble-florida-man-takes-leak-in-stores-beer-cave-police-say/

$113.36/6=$18.83 per case.

That means it wasn’t the Busch light so I would’ve been safe if I accidentally happened to be in the Shithole called Brevard county that day…
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Yeah, I’m thinking Rome is back.     (files.catbox.moe)
submitted by Trumpman1488 to FloridaMan 2 years ago (+8/-6)
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Fact: Floridians are the most powerful race in the world.
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Origin of the Tomahawk Chop     (youtu.be)
submitted by TOVA to FloridaMan 2.5 years ago (+-4/-0)
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