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Speak No Evil: A metaphor about the downfall of White people     (movies)

submitted by voatisajewishheaven to movies 11 months ago

3 comments

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt14253846/

I worked in a video cassette rental business back in the golden era of cinema so I'm quite jaded when it comes to modern movies, but this one made me feel all sorts of ways.

If you take it literally you'll say "well that would never happen to me", "it's very hard to feel sorry for those people" but then if you take a step back and understand it as a metaphor for a greater picture, you'll realize this is already happening to you, and nobody will feel sorry for you when you get killed in board daylight by a subway nigger.
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Forearm/Wrist Exercise: You're a Chernobyl martyr, already irradiated, an horrible death awaits you but you can save millions along with your family if only...     (fitness)

submitted by voatisajewishheaven to fitness 1.2 years ago

6 comments

...you keep cranking that valve:

https://files.catbox.moe/7cy7zh.jpg
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Is Ukraine the new Afghanistan?      (Ukraine)

submitted by voatisajewishheaven to Ukraine 1.2 years ago

18 comments

Is the "war" coming to a close or are we in for at least a decade?

What are your predictions?

Will the jewish gay twink crack-smoking pedophile prevail?
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Isometric delt exercise: Hold your political rival's severed heads and show them to the crowd     (fitness)

submitted by voatisajewishheaven to fitness 1.3 years ago

10 comments

Just grab a pair of dumbbells and hold your lateral raise for a minute or two.

I like using 20lb sandbags, feels more like it could be a human head.
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If Ukrainians are Nazis... how come they're following a Jew?     (whatever)

submitted by voatisajewishheaven to whatever 1.6 years ago

26 comments

Sure seems like both the mainstream narrative AND the counter narrative don't make sense.

From retarded to full retard, I'm thinking:

* Are the pictures exposing soldiers as pro-Nazi made up?
* Have those soldiers been replaced by jewish puppets?
* Is Zelensky pretending to be Jewish?
* Is Zelensky a Nazi jew?

Drop your hot takes in the comments
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This is so satisfying to see everytime I open twitter     (files.catbox.moe)

submitted by voatisajewishheaven to whatever 1.7 years ago

34 comments

They had to get a diversity hire to "carefully review" my account XDD
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When some employee/customer tells you to "wear a mask"...     (whatever)

submitted by voatisajewishheaven to whatever 2.1 years ago

36 comments

My girlfriend and I have this agreed upon comeback in the event where this happens, it's funny as hell you might wanna try it:

Customer: "You should wear a mask!"
Me: "You should kill yourself."

Only had the opportunity to do it once and it was even funnier than when we rehearsed it. I don't know why this cracks me up so much, funniest shit I came up with in a while.
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RIP Claude     (whatever)

submitted by voatisajewishheaven to whatever 2.1 years ago

7 comments

I have been thinking about an old friend of mine lately. His name was Claude.

Claude grew up without a father, the reason why is unknown to me. He had a mother that loved him, but it wasn't enough to keep him away from his love for drugs. He was a good guy, funny, no malice. You could trust him with anything except money and drugs.

One time we were hanging out at some other friend's place, it was the summer so we were in and out from the balcony. The other friend and I came inside to get more beer and there was a poop on the floor, I said: "pick it up man, it must be your kitten, it happens". So he picked it up with bare hands and threw it in the garbage... But then Claude came out from the toilet and unprompted, he admitted he had a "little accident and it slipped out of his shorts". Good times.

The guy has been around for most of my childhood and teenage years, then as we grew older our group of friends lost touch, some of us moved to larger cities. One day the news came, Claude had died. He froze to death, alone, on the main street of our hometown.

May his gruesome death serve as a warning and perhaps as a motivation to my fellow men: You can have the love of a mother, you can have "friends" but when the going gets tough, [i]nobody is coming to save you[/i].
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Searching for a rock music video where the singer was disguised as a sad cyborg starlord with white hair and glasses     (whatever)

submitted by voatisajewishheaven to whatever 2.2 years ago

16 comments

Searching for a rock music video where the singer was disguised as a sad cyborg starlord with white hair and glasses. He had cultists with red cloaks that were clapping with the music.

It was actually pretty good but I can't find it anymore for some reason. It was either in 2020 or early 2021.

It was from a somewhat popular band that also had another big hit in the last decade. I've been searching for this for days but it must have been removed from youtube somehow.

Does that ring a bell to anyone?
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We should conceal that information otherwise it will prove the deniers right     (twitter.com)

submitted by voatisajewishheaven to Holohoax 2.3 years ago

4 comments

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CMV: I think there's an Alien Invasion going on     (CovidWorldOrder)

submitted by voatisajewishheaven to CovidWorldOrder 2.3 years ago

16 comments

It's a symbiotic lifeform (think Goa'uld), but earth humans aren't readily suitable as hosts and need to be "physioformed" (as opposed to the environment needing to be terraformed) so they came up with this mass-inoculation scheme.

This is about as credible as everything else I heard so far and explains a lot more.

Change my mind if you can.

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eVeRyBoDy I dOn'T lIkE iS "Dial"     (ReportDial)

submitted by voatisajewishheaven to ReportDial 2.4 years ago

19 comments

You guys sound fucking retarded. If someone was pulling off so many alts, @system surely can parse the server logs and figure it out.
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I guess we're all gonna be cycling off creatine     (fitness)

submitted by voatisajewishheaven to fitness 2.4 years ago

18 comments

What the hell is going on:

https://camelcamelcamel.com/product/B07NKKCGLC?context=search
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Maximum Seething causes sheboon to have panic attack     (twitter.com)

submitted by voatisajewishheaven to SeeKyle 2.5 years ago

4 comments

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"The vaccine tore her family apart. Could death bring them back together?"     (archive.md)

submitted by voatisajewishheaven to Covid1984 2.5 years ago

5 comments

Buckle up for this roller-coaster of degeneracy, coal-burning and cultist backward-rationalization.

Long-story short: The only guy who died was double-vaxxed. Heart attack while taking a dump in a porta-potty.
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Guys the holohoax is trending on twitter     (twitter.com)

submitted by voatisajewishheaven to Jews 2.6 years ago

9 comments

DO you thing folks, educate those poor souls.
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They have such a talent with numbers...     (Covid1984)

submitted by voatisajewishheaven to Covid1984 2.6 years ago

1 comments

WHen someone talks about how insensitive I am for not getting vaccinated because of the "ONEPOINTFIVE MILLION COVID DEATHS", it makes me think... Is this how they amplified the jew deaths during the holograph?

1.5 million deaths... in 1.5 years that where barely any flu deaths was recorded, years where anyone who died from whatever cause with a positive PCR test counts as a covid death, PCR tests with a cycle threshold tweaked to produce up to 75% false positives. And they swallow the whole damn thing, hook, line & sinker.

I'm also hearing that there are now "well over ONE BILLION vaccinated people", you can bet they count all the single-dosers in this one.
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John Meadows was killed by the covid jab     (fitness)

submitted by voatisajewishheaven to fitness 2.6 years ago

4 comments

There I said it. There are no platforms where his fans reside where I could say this, but I know it, you know it, I'm sure his family knows yet they can't say a word about it for fear of being labelled right-wing conspiracy theorists.

Sure, there's plenty of reasons for bodybuilders to die young, but a pulmonary embolism is likely the result of blood clotting, which in turn is likely induced by the vaccine which I have no doubt that as a good "god-fearing christian" he was compelled into getting jabbed.
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Niggers want chinks to stop whitening their skin     (Niggers)

submitted by voatisajewishheaven to Niggers 2.6 years ago

10 comments

https://twitter.com/i/events/1440873815412674563

They're so mad about being black
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Imagine quoting case numbers in your wife's obituary     (Covid1984)

submitted by voatisajewishheaven to Covid1984 2.6 years ago

23 comments

https://www.dignitymemorial.com/obituaries/springfield-il/candace-ayers-10337034

> "She was preceded in death by more than 4,531,799 others infected with covid-19. She was vaccinated but was infected by others who chose not to be. The cost was her life. "

Maintaining this kind of cognitive dissonance must be so overwhelming.
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Did people blame antibiotics resistance on people who don't use anti-biotics? Or it is just a COVID thing?     (Covid1984)

submitted by voatisajewishheaven to Covid1984 2.6 years ago

8 comments

I find it fascinating that the proud double-vaxxed doesn't realize they're the ones producing those "deadlier variants", if COVID wasn't even real, it probably is now...

I'm on the twitter rage machine and people there are advocating for all medical personnel to get vaccinated. ..So that they would get less symptoms, not call in sick when they should and instead be able to transmit it more efficiently to patients who are likely already weak and sick. Am I missing something? Or is everybody else missing a brain?

And the narrative about hospitals being "at capacity", give me a fucking break, hospitals are always at capacity, that's like saying "amazon employees don't have free time during their shift".
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How do get by in a society with vaxipass     (whatever)

submitted by voatisajewishheaven to whatever 2.6 years ago

2 comments

https://publications.msss.gouv.qc.ca/msss/fichiers/2021/21-279-105WA_NB.pdf
^ This is an official provincial government poster for merchants to put in their window, similar to the ones they had for masks, "Here, I mask up", which was similar to what they had to buy cigarettes and beer, "Here, I show ID". Nice gradual increase in totalitarianism there.

Anyway I just wanted to let you guys know if this old jewish trick I heard that I think we could apply in this scenario. When you go shopping and they ask for your vaxipass and you don't have it, just say: "Oh, sorry, I'll be leaving then" and then you STILL WALK INSIDE BUT BACKWARDS!

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Just casually surviving the gas chamber      (www.nbcnews.com)

submitted by voatisajewishheaven to whatever 2.7 years ago

16 comments

I was searching for that other story about the guy escaping a nazi camp by walking backwards, found this instead...

> \"I completely lost my voice,\\\" she said. \\\"I just never realized I was in the gas chamber ... it must not have worked.\\\"\\r\\n\\r\\n
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When you burn the coal, sometimes the toll is a burden much worse than a beating.     (www.reddit.com)

submitted by voatisajewishheaven to Niggers 2.7 years ago

5 comments

Low IQ progeny has no father, can't relate to her white mother
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Those "arm blasters" are fucking dope, I love that shit     (PimsGym)

submitted by voatisajewishheaven to PimsGym 2.8 years ago

0 comments

https://www.amazon.ca/gp/product/B08LQ7SWPZ

I put two 5lbs plates on it and cranking it up and down, brutal stimuli