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When some employee/customer tells you to "wear a mask"...

submitted by voatisajewishheaven to whatever 3.2 yearsMar 27, 2022 01:37:26 ago (+16/-0)     (whatever)

My girlfriend and I have this agreed upon comeback in the event where this happens, it's funny as hell you might wanna try it:

Customer: "You should wear a mask!"
Me: "You should kill yourself."

Only had the opportunity to do it once and it was even funnier than when we rehearsed it. I don't know why this cracks me up so much, funniest shit I came up with in a while.


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[ - ] account deleted by user 8 points 3.2 yearsMar 27, 2022 01:44:08 ago (+8/-0)

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[ - ] voatisajewishheaven [op] 3 points 3.2 yearsMar 27, 2022 02:03:00 ago (+3/-0)

Although I agree with the sentiment that ugly people want to keep mask mandates going. I feel it's too easy for them to come up with another comeback to that.

"Well, maybe you should look in a mirror again"
"Only your mother thinks that."

Whereas there's no coming back from "kill yourself.", it's much more disarming IMO. Believe me I thought this through and brainstormed about it quite a lot.

[ - ] deleted 2 points 3.2 yearsMar 27, 2022 02:08:14 ago (+2/-0)

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[ - ] dulcima 1 point 3.2 yearsMar 27, 2022 01:52:16 ago (+1/-0)

I like this. 👍

[ - ] Merlynn 6 points 3.2 yearsMar 27, 2022 03:40:46 ago (+6/-0)

"Oh,wait,you took the vaccine. You already did."

[ - ] deleted 4 points 3.2 yearsMar 27, 2022 05:44:10 ago (+4/-0)

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[ - ] voatisajewishheaven [op] 1 point 3.2 yearsMar 27, 2022 10:03:10 ago (+1/-0)

I did not know that, thanks for reminding how retarded our country is. I'll be careful if they happen to pull out a camera before approaching me.

[ - ] Ragnar 0 points 3.2 yearsMar 27, 2022 07:57:11 ago (+0/-0)

Lmao is this true?
That’s beyond retarded, if true. You guys live in a prison country hahaha but it really is the you people’s fault. You get the leaders you deserve lol

[ - ] diggernicks 0 points 3.2 yearsMar 27, 2022 08:44:30 ago (+1/-1)

Your country fails at existence

Thats what happens when nwo loving brainwashed catholics run it

[ - ] FalseRealityCheck 3 points 3.2 yearsMar 27, 2022 06:34:44 ago (+3/-0)

Customer: "You should wear a mask!"
Me: "You definitely look better with one on."

Customer: "You should wear a mask!"
Me: "How many years were you in SpecialEd?"

Customer: "You should wear a mask!"
Me: "Why; is it Halloween already?"

[ - ] diggernicks 2 points 3.2 yearsMar 27, 2022 08:43:12 ago (+2/-0)

Since I don't live in a shit tier communist democrat run state no one EVER tells me to wear a mask

[ - ] watts2db 2 points 3.2 yearsMar 27, 2022 08:58:32 ago (+2/-0)

same here glad to say so far I have never experienced this

[ - ] Teefinyomouf 0 points 3.2 yearsMar 27, 2022 12:43:47 ago (+0/-0)

Go to the airport.

[ - ] diggernicks 0 points 3.2 yearsMar 27, 2022 12:49:16 ago (+0/-0)

No

[ - ] WhiteCollarCriminal 2 points 3.2 yearsMar 27, 2022 01:42:39 ago (+2/-0)

Keep the day job! Haha just kidding that is pretty funny.

[ - ] xmasskull 0 points 3.2 yearsMar 27, 2022 03:52:03 ago (+0/-0)

I doubt it.

[ - ] account deleted by user -2 points 3.2 yearsMar 27, 2022 09:34:14 ago (+0/-2)

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[ - ] heygeorge 1 point 3.2 yearsMar 27, 2022 09:41:18 ago (+1/-0)

Well

She’s a girl

And she’s his friend

So she’s his girlfriend

[ - ] account deleted by user -2 points 3.2 yearsMar 27, 2022 09:56:28 ago (+0/-2)

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[ - ] aether1 0 points 3.2 yearsMar 27, 2022 11:14:56 ago (+0/-0)

What about me? :3

[ - ] heygeorge 0 points 3.2 yearsMar 28, 2022 16:18:25 ago (+0/-0)

no u

[ - ] voatisajewishheaven [op] 0 points 3.2 yearsMar 27, 2022 10:01:11 ago (+0/-0)

Wow you sound profoundly mentally ill. Maybe go outside, get a girlfriend.

[ - ] account deleted by user -1 points 3.2 yearsMar 27, 2022 10:02:44 ago (+0/-1)

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[ - ] voatisajewishheaven [op] 1 point 3.2 yearsMar 27, 2022 10:04:11 ago (+1/-0)

lol, kill yourself :)

[ - ] account deleted by user -1 points 3.2 yearsMar 27, 2022 10:05:13 ago (+0/-1)

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[ - ] voatisajewishheaven [op] 0 points 3.2 yearsMar 27, 2022 10:11:19 ago (+0/-0)

Projecting much? Did you recently get caught with a minor and you're going to prison? Is that why you're so mad?

[ - ] 1Icemonkey 1 point 3.2 yearsMar 27, 2022 10:19:26 ago (+1/-0)

Ok NewWorldEbola.

[ - ] account deleted by user -1 points 3.2 yearsMar 27, 2022 10:29:20 ago (+0/-1)

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[ - ] 1Icemonkey 1 point 3.2 yearsMar 27, 2022 10:35:04 ago (+1/-0)

You must live a sad and miserable existence. Poor thing. Get some help.

[ - ] voatisajewishheaven [op] 0 points 3.2 yearsMar 27, 2022 10:15:53 ago (+0/-0)

nice edit there. Btw all music under that label is for retard emo kids.

[ - ] account deleted by user 0 points 3.2 yearsMar 27, 2022 10:16:52 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] voatisajewishheaven [op] 0 points 3.2 yearsMar 27, 2022 13:00:14 ago (+0/-0)

You realize we're on the internet... there's no "live-action" here. If anything you're role-playing as a complete retard on the verge of suicide.

[ - ] account deleted by user 0 points 3.2 yearsMar 27, 2022 13:31:48 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] voatisajewishheaven [op] 0 points 3.2 yearsMar 27, 2022 17:01:44 ago (+0/-0)

You're not even white are you? You sound so retarded that you must be black of some shit spic.

You don't even understand the words you using: LARP stands for "live-action role-play", you're on a website right now (a white invention, on the internet, another white invention), it doesn't apply to the situation. Are you role-playing as a retard nigger?

Do us all a favor and hang yourself. You can leave your faggot music playing in the background for when the kike cops arrive.