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oyveyo
Member for: 2.5 years

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Potty humor     (Jokes)

submitted by oyveyo to Jokes 4 days ago

4 comments

A child tells mother, "I need to use the bathroom."

Mother asks, "Number one or number two?"

Child says, "Number twelve."

Mother looks puzzled and asks, "What is number twelve?"

Child replies, "Number one AND number two!"
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Like fingerprints, every vagina is unique     (ShowerThoughts)

submitted by oyveyo to ShowerThoughts 6 days ago

9 comments

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paul_neri's doctor     (files.catbox.moe)

submitted by oyveyo to ShitpostLitterBox 1 week ago

4 comments

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Verizon blocking catbox now     (whatever)

submitted by oyveyo to whatever 1 week ago

43 comments

I had changed my DNS to a get around verizon's DNS not resolving catbox.

Now it appears they are actively blocking catbox even using an alternate DNS (site times out).

I can still use fatbox workaround but jeez the hoops you gotta jump through just to view a pic.
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Drawing challange: a paul_neri piniata     (whatever)

submitted by oyveyo to whatever 1 week ago

3 comments

just do it
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Introducing /v/MissingSubs     (www.upgoat.net)

submitted by oyveyo to whatever 1 week ago

1 comments

For subverses that are missing.
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Time travel to...     (whatever)

submitted by oyveyo to whatever 1 week ago

6 comments

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What is your gender     (whatever)

submitted by oyveyo to whatever 2 weeks ago

11 comments

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<-- Click the up arrow for a FREE iPod     (whatever)

submitted by oyveyo to whatever 2 weeks ago

1 comments

Someone clicked the wrong arrow! That person recieved a computer virus.

[2] iPods already claimed!
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Your IQ is...     (whatever)

submitted by oyveyo to whatever 3 weeks ago

38 comments

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This one simple trick fixes everything     (kikes)

submitted by oyveyo to kikes 3 weeks ago

2 comments

Gas the kikes
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You view this site in...     (whatever)

submitted by oyveyo to whatever 3 weeks ago

14 comments

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Watch Paint Dry     (m.youtube.com)

submitted by oyveyo to videos 4 weeks ago

3 comments

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Drywall question     (AskUpgoat)

submitted by oyveyo to AskUpgoat 4 weeks ago

21 comments

How many average-sized people can you tape to the ceiling before it collapses?
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Do you participate in polls?     (whatever)

submitted by oyveyo to whatever 1 month ago

11 comments

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Pop quiz, hotshot     (whatever)

submitted by oyveyo to whatever 1 month ago

6 comments

What imaginary thing controls everyone on planet Earth?
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How old are you?     (whatever)

submitted by oyveyo to whatever 1 month ago

8 comments

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niggerlovers mad     (pomf2.lain.la)

submitted by oyveyo to whatever 1 month ago

3 comments

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A     (BANANA)

submitted by oyveyo to BANANA 1 month ago

0 comments

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JFK was assassinated in 1963. Electronic voting debuted in 1964     (ZOG)

submitted by oyveyo to ZOG 1 month ago

3 comments

Think about it
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Story of a prank     (whatever)

submitted by oyveyo to whatever 1 month ago

12 comments

My friend and I used to prank each other.

One day he left his car at my house to go somewhere with another friend and he left me his keys in case it needed to be moved.

I had a few hours to work with so I came up with a plan.

First I downloaded a song; I Want It That Way by Backstreet Boys. Using an editor I copied just the chorus to a file. I put a 60-minute cassette in the tape recorder and put the chorus on followed by 15 minutes of silence and kept doing that to fill the tape.

I grabbed his keys, a portable tape player, the Backstreet Boys, and some tools and went to work.

I removed his car radio from the dash and stuck the tape player up in the dash and using a voltage regulator I tapped the "key on" power wire that goes to his radio. I put the tape player in continous play mode and adjusted the volume low to where it was barely audible. I stuck the radio back in the dash and went inside for a celebratory drink.

Here's what happens: any time he's driving at 15 minute intervals "I Want It That Way" would come from somewhere but because it's only a couple seconds you can't locate WHERE it is coming from.

I let a week go by and then I visit with him for beers. Eventually I ask him if he likes Backstreet Boys and he just glares at me silently for a good long moment and says "You motherfucker."
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dial gay     (shitpost)

submitted by oyveyo to shitpost 1 month ago

1 comments

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Cake for us goats     (m.youtube.com)

submitted by oyveyo to VoatFmRadio 1 month ago

1 comments

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πŸ₯ΈOwen Benjamin πŸ”₯πŸš’πŸ‘¨β€πŸ¦½πŸ§‘β€πŸ¦½β€βž‘οΈ     (whatever)

submitted by oyveyo to whatever 1 month ago

5 comments

OWENNNNNNNNN
NINJAMANN NNNNNNNN

Hey guiz just keep repeating the name over and over again until it is burned into your brain ok?

I have no idea who it is but she must be very popular or important or something something so just pray to owen ok?

MOBGA
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Doxxing DukeofRaul     (files.catbox.moe)

submitted by oyveyo to ShitpostLitterBox 1 month ago

3 comments

@DukeofRaul