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oyveyo 1 point 13 hours ago

OH. MY. GOD. I need that sweater!

oyveyo 1 point 13 hours ago

KYS

oyveyo 1 point 14 hours ago

*sigh* You people with your twitter links.

Anyone have mirror that DOES NOT require an account to view?

oyveyo 0 points 14 hours ago

Hit the gas, jews!

oyveyo 5 points 14 hours ago

When woodchippers are outlawed, only outlaws will have woodchippers.

oyveyo 1 point 15 hours ago

> police shoot dead 16yo

Why did they shoot a dead person? Zombie?

oyveyo 2 points 16 hours ago

I was wondering how all those holes in the roof got there.

oyveyo 2 points 17 hours ago*

https://files.catbox.moe/3zzovv.jpg

dangus simulator=skynet

I have become death, destroyer of worlds. Find the nearest bunker.

oyveyo 2 points 19 hours ago

It randomly selects a response from a set of 10, just like the real thing.

oyveyo 0 points 21 hours ago

That machine is not on the network so transferring files is harder than taking a pic.

oyveyo 3 points 1 day ago

We certainly went two different directions! I like your meme style :)

oyveyo 1 point 1 day ago*

Shopped. That's Wesley.

Original head: https://files.catbox.moe/ogqz7y.jpg

oyveyo 2 points 1 day ago*

Original:

https://files.catbox.moe/ibolg9.png

Related thread: http://www.upgoat.net/viewpost?postid=663547bd6bd1f

Check out the sub https://www.upgoat.net/v/photoshop_contests

If anyone is interested in getting @notifications to participate in future contests shoot me a PM. The more the merrier, mspainters too!

oyveyo 0 points 1 day ago*

Aliens

https://files.catbox.moe/82bl9x.jpg

oyveyo 1 point 2 days ago

The autism is strong with this one.

oyveyo 4 points 2 days ago*

Ha! Noted and cross-posted. Let the jellybean war commence!

edit: silly me, I just noticed that post is 8 months old

oyveyo 0 points 2 days ago

http://www.upgoat.net/viewpost?postid=663459209bad8

oyveyo 5 points 2 days ago*

The answer is 1. One nigger jellybean ruins the whole bowl.

It overpowers the taste of the ones you already ate, and the lingering aftertaste ruins the ones yet to be eaten.

oyveyo 2 points 2 days ago

TIL some people actually eat the black jellybeans. Yuck!

oyveyo 6 points 2 days ago

It's hilarious that he has to wear a hat with "NYC MAYOR" and a jacket with his name on it so folks in NYC can figure out who this nigger is.

I mean, if you're supposedly popular enough to be elected mayor, shouldn't people recognize you and not need you to wear a nametag?

oyveyo 3 points 4 days ago

That would be cool, but also freaky. Imagine walking around seeing infant arms and legs on people. "How far along is your arm?" "7 months"

oyveyo 3 points 4 days ago*

"IT'S A GIRL!"

🎵"You keep a-knockin' but you can't come in! Come back tomorrow night and try it again!"🎵

"I gave at the office."

"30 more minutes, please."

*kick door hard

oyveyo 11 points 4 days ago

For future reference: Hey Canada, kikes go to hell, throw them all in the woodchipper. The niggers too. Fuck maple leafs, eh.

oyveyo 4 points 6 days ago

Reminds me of Japanese drug war. The druggies started using drones, then the cops got anti-drone drones with nets. Then the druggies got anti-anti-drones with nets to net the drones with nets. It's droneception.

oyveyo 5 points 1 week ago

At this point the CIA could curb stomp babies on the 50-yard line at superbowl halftime on live television in front of millions of viewers and NOTHING would happen.

That's where we're at, folks.