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oyveyo
Member for: 1.5 years

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votes given: 669 (+669/-0)
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Yes or No     (whatever)

submitted by oyveyo to whatever 2 months ago

6 comments

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I'm A Satin Worshipper     (Jokes)

submitted by oyveyo to Jokes 2 months ago

10 comments

Feels good man
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Niggerbowl     (whatever)

submitted by oyveyo to whatever 3 months ago

8 comments

Imagine if people were as passionate for liberation as they are for a bunch of millionaire gorillas pretending to battle in a pre-determined match while mind rapists inject ad feces into the hivemind.
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Guns 'N' Roses     (whatever)

submitted by oyveyo to whatever 3 months ago

4 comments

What we've got here is failure to communicate
Some men, you just can't reach
So you get what we had here last week
Which is the way he wants it
Well, he gets it
I don't like it any more than you men

Look at your young men fighting
Look at your women crying
Look at your young men dying
The way they've always done before

Look at the hate we're breeding
Look at the fear we're feeding
Look at the lives we're leading
The way we've always done before

My hands are tied
The billions shift from side to side
And the wars go on with brainwashed pride
For the love of God and our human rights
And all these things are swept aside
By bloody hands, time can't deny
And are washed away by your genocide
And history hides the lies of our civil wars

Do you wear a black armband when they shot the man
Who said, "Peace could last forever"?
And in my first memories, they shot Kennedy
I went numb when I learned to see
So I never fell for Vietnam
We got the wall in D.C. to remind us all
That you can't trust freedom when it's not in your hands
When everybody's fightin' for their promised land

And I don't need your civil war
It feeds the rich, while it buries the poor
You're power-hungry, sellin' soldiers in a human grocery store
Ain't that fresh?
I don't need your civil war
Ooh, no, no, no, no, no, no

Look at the shoes you're filling
Look at the blood we're spilling
Look at the world we're killing
The way we've always done before

Look in the doubt we've wallowed
Look at the leaders we've followed
Look at the lies we've swallowed
And I don't want to hear no more

My hands are tied
For all I've seen has changed my mind
But still, the wars go on as the years go by
With no love of God or human rights
And all these dreams are swept aside
By bloody hands of the hypnotized
Who carry the cross of homicide
And history bears the scars of our civil wars

We practice selective annihilation
Of mayors and government officials
For example, to create a vacuum
Then we fill that vacuum
As popular war advances
Peace is closer

I don't need your civil war
It feeds the rich, while it buries the poor
You're power-hungry, sellin' soldiers in a human grocery store
Ain't that fresh?
I don't need your civil war
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no

I don't need your civil war
I don't need your civil war
You're power-hungry, sellin' soldiers in a human grocery store
Ain't that fresh?
I don't need your civil war
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no
I don't need one more war

Ooh, I don't need one more war
No, no, no, no whoa, no whoa, no

What's so civil 'bout war anyway?
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How should we fix the world?     (whatever)

submitted by oyveyo to whatever 3 months ago

11 comments

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I'm drunk, let me share my drunktho=== thoughts i can't even find ackspace     (whatever)

submitted by oyveyo to whatever 5 months ago

9 comments

You're probably expecting a rant, which is a reasonable presumption; because I really want to. Some of you are familiear with my occassional rants.

I'm not gonna do that, I'm not going to bich about this rufcked up world and the people int it. Instead, I wish you all a better life than you are living. I want to see you all content, unlike I am. Happy thoughts. Goodknight.
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Where's PostWallHelena     (files.catbox.moe)

submitted by oyveyo to photoshop_contests 5 months ago

9 comments

Edit this image to include @PostWallHelena
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How do you like your eggs?     (whatever)

submitted by oyveyo to whatever 5 months ago

54 comments

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Shower Thoughts by oyveyo ep.1     (whatever)

submitted by oyveyo to whatever 5 months ago

2 comments

That Stargate SG-1 TV show was cool.

The stargate sometimes would get activated by offworld bad guys, and Stargate Command didn't like niggers just walking right into Cheyenne Mountain so they put a giant iris right at the event horizon to prevent re-materialization of incoming objects. In order to not be destroyed coming home, you had to transmit a radio signal that identified who you are, so they would open the iris and you wouldn't go SPLAT.

What if you lost or broke your transmitter though? Are you doomed to live out the rest of your days on a planet full of tribbles? There must be a way to get past the iris and get home to a hot meal and a hot date.

They can hear stuff hitting the iris on Earth, so throw rocks! That's it! If you throw rocks in a specific pattern, like a secret knock, they might recognize you and open the iris up. You might have to use morse code with rocks for dots and watergun squirts for dashes. Hell, since you're making sounds with crap hitting the iris, you've got a musical instrument if you get creative. You could throw things through the stargate to make music. If you were to reproduce a rythm that's OG to Earth they would know you are friendly. DJ Wormhole droppin' those beats that make you drop your shields. You'd have to get the natives to help you with throwing things and choreograph the exact timing of objects.

When they open the iris, you can stroll into the Gateroom with a crowd of ravers sucking on pacifiers and doing stupid arm-twisting dance moves. The scene is ludicrous, but you made it home. Debriefing at 1500 hours.
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Guess what I just did     (files.catbox.moe)

submitted by oyveyo to photoshop_contests 5 months ago

7 comments

Edit this phot"O"
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Guide to posting in /photoshop_contests     (photoshop_contests)

submitted by oyveyo to photoshop_contests 5 months ago

1 comments

Try and put more effort into your submission than just pasting text over an image.

Limit one image per comment, multiple submission comments are okay.

Contests will go up for voting after ample time for entries (usually 24 hours later, depending on activity).

Infrequently asked questions:
1. What is the prize for winning? Answer: bragging rights
2. If a train departs Chicago travelling 29 MPH... Answer: No
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Orthodox     (files.catbox.moe)

submitted by oyveyo to photoshop_contests 5 months ago

3 comments

Put on your thinking cap and edit this pic.
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contest: photo edit     (files.catbox.moe)

submitted by oyveyo to pics 5 months ago

10 comments

Edit this image and post in the thread.

upgoat the good ones

edit: It's a "photo-finish" tie between @Anus_Expander and @MasterSupressionTechnique (that's the most faggot-sounding race I ever heard)

You get to split the grand prize: ALL THE INTERNETS
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chat: voting for quality over quantity     (TalkDev)

submitted by oyveyo to TalkDev 6 months ago

24 comments

Listen, I'm all for free speech. However, some users use the chat as their shitbox. I'm talking about folks who make it difficult to discuss anything other than "you're a faggot" or "no you're a faggot" because the log is filled with people just insulting each other all day.

How about a system where a user can be temporarily muted, and the method would be votes cast by regular "active" chat users, based on a participation score for each user. A minimum number of votes must be cast, such as 4 or whatever, and the offending user gets a notification. A progressive cooldown timer will be set, which increases exponentially every time that user gets voted off the island (up to a maximum of like a day or whatever).

This way, there are no assigned moderators to abuse mod powers, the quality of conversation will increase, and the world will be a little bit cleaner without 12-hour binges of "you're a fink" "no you're the fink".

I like the realtime interaction with other goats, but it gets very tiring every time you look at the chat and it's nothing but people throwing insults back and forth.

Maybe instead of muting them, they can be "redirected" into the "naughty corner" filled with the people who have been cast out of the main chat.

Hiding a user from the chat is there, but that still leaves a room full of crap for everyone else, and meessages get lost in the sea of "dur hur", so it doesn't really address the problem with messages being lost between people who just want to talk and not sling shit all day.
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In This Thread: Substitute other words in initialisms that alphabet agencies use     (whatever)

submitted by oyveyo to whatever 6 months ago

8 comments

For example: CIA --> Catastrophic Idea Association
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Day after day     (whatever)

submitted by oyveyo to whatever 6 months ago

4 comments

REM Welcome to chat

10 PRINT "Big_Fat_Dangus: the_old_ones is [insult]"
20 PRINT "the_old_ones: Dangus is [insult]"
25 IF RND(20)=7 PRINT USR$(RND(5))+": kek"
30 GOTO 10
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This website is a retro web rabbit hole     (www.cameronsworld.net)

submitted by oyveyo to Mildlyinteresting 6 months ago

16 comments

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chat: URLs don't hyperlink     (TalkDev)

submitted by oyveyo to TalkDev 6 months ago

7 comments

Hello, I've come to bitch and moan. Not only do URLs not become links, but attempting to highlight the URL and right-click "copy" is nearly impossible for some reason as the selection seems to randomly change or disappear before you can navigate your mouse to the "copy" option. It's like playing wack-a-mole trying to grab the link.

I am aware that launching a new tab for full-page chat makes it *slightly* easier to copy, but that's a lot of hoops to jump through just to follow a link.

I've heard rumor that there is one specific browser that renders them correctly but I don't recall which browser that is and I do recall it's not a browser I want to use... but how difficult is it to make links work on all browsers? Seems like hyperlinks are not rocket surgery. Maybe they are, I'm not a webdev. I've tried waterfox and the latest version of brave.

That's the end of my bitching and moaning. Thanks @system for all the work you do.
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Do you agree? (a rant in the wee hours)     (whatever)

submitted by oyveyo to whatever 6 months ago

4 comments


4:52 am oyveyo *breaks through brick wall
4:52 am oyveyo HEY COOLAID
4:57 am oyveyo chat dead. R.I.P. in peace.
5:02 am oyveyo niggers have ruined night. globally. how you ask? because their crime causes people to install security cameras, and security cameras are no good without megawatts of lighting, and lighting is all LED now, so the whole fucking planet has lost night-time. no more milky way. permanent skyglow. all thanks to jews. every. single. time.
5:04 am oyveyo i hate going out at night because you can't turn your head in any direction without an obscene glarebomb blasting you in the face with overzealous illumination. pokes you in the eye, every direction.
5:07 am oyveyo LEDs are not only ugly, harsh, and bad for your mental health, they are also physically damaging to your retinas over time. but nobody gives a shit about health when there's profits to be made and the sheep just gobble up the "energy efficient" angle
5:23 am oyveyo "The right to darkness" should be in the Bill of Rights. Remove ALL exterior lighting. No headlights on cars. No artificial lights outside at night, period.
5:28 am oyveyo "scientists say artificial lights on distant planets will indicate civilization" bullshit. a civilized planet wouldn't destroy the natural habitat.
5:29 am oyveyo scientists assume other planets are as stupid as we are.
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Mods are asleep     (images.familyhardware.com)

submitted by oyveyo to whatever 6 months ago

2 comments

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recreational read: The Jargon File     (www.catb.org)

submitted by oyveyo to programming 6 months ago

1 comments

One of my favorite parts https://www.catb.org/jargon/html/magic-story.html
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AOU is ....     (whatever)

submitted by oyveyo to whatever 7 months ago

15 comments

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Confucious say, "Faced with what is right, to leave it undone shows a lack of courage."     (Philosophy)

submitted by oyveyo to Philosophy 7 months ago

0 comments

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Jews control the media. This is why.     (www.youtube.com)

submitted by oyveyo to whatever 7 months ago

0 comments

They can't have uncensored voices to rally the people.
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You die, where are you going?     (whatever)

submitted by oyveyo to whatever 7 months ago

36 comments