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dingbat
Member for: 4.2 years

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I Feel Like Saying Nigger Today (based white girl edition)     (youtu.be)

submitted by dingbat to music 1 month ago

10 comments

AI for the win! \o
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Power Trip—Executioner’s Tax (Swing of the Axe)     (youtu.be)

submitted by dingbat to Metal 1 month ago

0 comments

Was lucky enough to see this crossover thrash band before the singer died of a drug overdose (libtard, of course). Excellent newer band with great riffs.
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Jews Crank it up to Eleven     (files.catbox.moe)

submitted by dingbat to Jews 1 month ago

2 comments

Here’s a good one to keep as a response…
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I Want to be Friends With Her…     (youtube.com)

submitted by dingbat to Jokes 2 months ago

13 comments

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In My Room—The Beach Boys     (youtu.be)

submitted by dingbat to music 2 months ago

8 comments

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The Lie About the Astronauts—Watching People Short Circuit in Real Time     (TellUpgoat)

submitted by dingbat to TellUpgoat 2 months ago

83 comments

Yesterday, some retards at work were talking about the astronauts coming back to earf. One’s perspective was libtarded (“OMG, if the world’s richest man could’ve saved him MONTHS AGO, why didn’t he? But instead we’ll have no social security because he’s stealing it!”) 🤦🏻‍♀️ Another’s perspective was MIGA lite because he didn’t want to offend the libtard (“Well, they were up there a really long time compared to when they were supposed to originally return and it’s better that they’re back, regardless of how it happened.”)
I couldn’t take the idiocy anymore, so I piped in: “Wait, how long were they originally supposed to be gone? 8 days? And they were gone for 9 months? I wonder to myself how they were able to eat and survive and go to the bathroom for all that extra time?”

I saw them both short circuit. They started thinking, looking up—my questions bothered their brains so much they couldn’t say anything for 8-10 seconds. Then the MIGA guy said, “Well, I haven’t thought about that. That’s a good question.” And the retarded liberal said, “I don’t even want to think about that.” Of course you don’t, retard.
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Breather—Chapterhouse      (youtu.be)

submitted by dingbat to NightHikingMusic 2 months ago

1 comments

Smed, this is going under your sub, because you a true blue music snob like me. This is in my top 5 songs.
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Check Out Filthy jew, Sean Penn’s, “Girlfriend”      (files.catbox.moe)

submitted by dingbat to TransgenderAgenda 3 months ago

42 comments

Damn.
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UpGoat’s First Date     (files.catbox.moe)

submitted by dingbat to memesharing 3 months ago

24 comments

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Helmet—Unsung (Live 2024)     (youtu.be)

submitted by dingbat to music 3 months ago

0 comments

I’ve seen this band live more than any other and they never disappoint. They still sound great and I’m happy to see it.
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Why do Nice Guys Date Bitches?     (AskUpgoat)

submitted by dingbat to AskUpgoat 3 months ago

51 comments

I stayed with my cousin and her fiancée this weekend when I was out of town for the wedding we all attended. She is the type of woman you all would undoubtedly detest. Very “boss lady”— urban dweller, no kids, never married in her forties, makes a ridiculous amount of dough, very brash. She has heavy masculine energy. She’s not liberal, so I suppose that’s a plus, but she’d rather have a conversation about The Real Housewives than about how jews run the world. It sucks being a woman who knows stuff like this, but I digress.
She’s been dating her fiancée for several years. He really is such a genuine, good guy that has a lot going for him. He’s an officer in a financial firm, Ivy League educated, 6’6”, still has all his hair, knows about the jews, but rather than finding a younger woman he can lead, he ends up looking like an absolute retard by letting my cousin perpetually emasculate him. I was there for less than 48 hours and I couldn’t wait to get back to my house.
She was stomping around like a toddler because he spilled beer on the couch and a blanket. She threw the blanket in the washer (“I live with a child and have to fuckin’ do EVERYTHING around here!”) and dramatically took the cushion off the couch, saying there is no way the smell would be able to come out. She started saying weird shit to their dog, like, “ohhh, you lost your favorite seat on the couch because daddy spilled beer all over it and now you have nowhere to lay!” I felt like crawling into a hole. If she was scolding this guy in front of me in that regard, what does she do when others aren’t around?
I just don’t understand. Why would a man who didn’t have to put up with this shit choose to put up with it, AND choose to marry it? He’s three years younger than her! Is it a kink? Because that’s the only logic I can come up with.
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Airport Musings     (ClownWorld)

submitted by dingbat to ClownWorld 3 months ago

23 comments

I had to bite the bullet and take a flight to an out of town wedding this weekend. People are retarded. It was 9 degrees when I rolled up to grab a shuttle to the terminal. 5 people weren’t wearing jackets. One, being the polite young white woman she was, told me to go ahead of her as the shuttle pulled up. I said, “No, please,” letting her go ahead of me. “I take it you’re going somewhere warm?” She looked at me, puzzled. “No, not at all.”
ALL brown people fly Spirit, and were headed to the nigger terminal. The gate I’m at only has two brown people, thank god (but definitely a couple kikes). I walked past a bookstore—what’s on display in front? A black history month section and, almost hilariously, ‘Survivors of the Holocaust,’ which looked like a kiddie book (it was illustrated). I had a chuckle.
A confused, schizophrenic kike and his kid were scurrying around and stopped in front of me, looking for something hurriedly. I felt a little sassy, so I walked around them and said, “oy vey!”
Clown world is alive and well, niggerfaggots \o.
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Blackout—Scorpions      (youtu.be)

submitted by dingbat to music 4 months ago

0 comments

Was raised on this and Dio.
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Wash Away(Original Version)—TSOL     (youtu.be)

submitted by dingbat to music 4 months ago

0 comments

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Work for Love—Ministry     (youtu.be)

submitted by dingbat to music 4 months ago

3 comments

Before they were industrial, they were new wave.
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Any suggestions for a medial malleolus stress fracture?      (AskUpgoat)

submitted by dingbat to AskUpgoat 5 months ago

35 comments

Niggerfaggots, I think I fucked my inner ankle up. I started jogging in October of 2023 and noticed my ankle was kinda sore, so I stopped, but continued hiking and walking a lot. Over time, I’ve had stiffness in the same ankle but just brushed it off as the beginnings of arthritis. I have a job where I’m on my feet and it has gotten to the point where I know something is definitely up. I don’t want to deal with “the system”. I have been wearing an aircast for the last few hours and it hurts worse than it did before. For reference, the last 4 days, I haven’t been walking much on it, and have been elevating and icing it.
Any suggestions? I’m currently off work and have leeway to be a gimp till February 10th.
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Awake—Black Rebel Motorcycle Club     (youtu.be)

submitted by dingbat to music 5 months ago

0 comments

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Dogs can’t even have Christmas without kikes getting their grubby hands into it.      (files.catbox.moe)

submitted by dingbat to Jews 5 months ago

6 comments

Just trying to get my little darling some gifts today in my kikeless town and, oy vey, here we go!
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Occupied Documentary     (153news.net)

submitted by dingbat to Documentaries 5 months ago

9 comments

Stew was a complete retard by making people pay for this and I question why he made that choice. Nonetheless, it’s really good.
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I’m Graduating Magna Cum Laude Today      (TellTalk)

submitted by dingbat to TellTalk 6 months ago

71 comments

Niggerfaggots, I’ve been studying my ASS off for the last five years. It had always bothered me, not having a college degree. I was a “gifted” child who was reading by three. In my teenage years, I became hypnotized by jewish programming and went down a bad path, making terrible decisions and mistakes, which I take full accountability for and always have since my divorce, quite frankly (I laugh when you guys talk about how terrible women are. I literally gave my ex-husband EVERYTHING in my divorce and he still tries to fuck me over financially every time he can). But I digress.

I was a person who never applied myself educationally. I wanted to be a good role model to my son to show him how perseverance can take you places you never thought possible. I’ve showed him this twice in his young life. We have a bond that’s stronger than I’ve ever had with anyone and he is so proud of me.

I went back to school, but I also woke up to the jew during this time. I watched a microbiologist attempt to tell us how effective vaccines are. I’ve sat through lectures with the most retarded “statistical data” about niggers and how they have it so much worse than us because of their “socioeconomic background”.
I sat through it all, cringed, and performed the best I could, knowing my career would be furthered.

Yes, my career is furthered. I got offered my dream job a month ago and I have a nice looking future ahead of me. I have a 3.87 gpa and get to wear two honor cords. I still look good for my age and am healthy.

But I feel NOTHING. I look back at my life and how much different it would have been if my parents weren’t only concerned about themselves and their drinking and their social lives, but actually taught me how to make good relationship choices. I wish my mom hadn’t told me she wished I was never born and emotionally and physically abused me to where I felt there was no other choice but to drink and smoke my life away for 15 years.

Everything I’ve become, I’ve figured out on my own. I’ve been a phoenix more than two times— losing everything, and having to come back. I’m tough, and I persevere.

But here I am, still a product of a jewish system. I have a beautiful and wonderful child, but he’ll be gone soon too, going into a jewish system. I have to get ready for this graduation ceremony and I just don’t care. I feel like a fraud. I’m pissed at myself for being a retard during the formative years of my life.

Edit: Just wanted to say I am overwhelmed and humbled by the amount of support here. Thank you so much, everyone. I love this little corner of the internet we’ve created here!
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Grouper—Heavy Water/I’d Rather be Sleeping     (youtu.be)

submitted by dingbat to music 6 months ago

2 comments

Something a little different for my music snobs of Voat. Beautiful voice and a beautifully composed song.
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Jellybelly (Live)—The Smashing Pumpkins     (youtu.be)

submitted by dingbat to music 6 months ago

9 comments

I’m feeling nostalgic again. This band was so tight live. Jimmy Chamberlain is a monster of a drummer. D’Arcy Wretsky inspired me pick up the bass. Don’t care for Billy’s voice and think he’s a better of a shit person but he is a phenomenal songwriter and guitarist.
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Simple, but Effective. Oy Vey!      (files.catbox.moe)

submitted by dingbat to Jews 6 months ago

7 comments

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Based Hulk Doesn’t Give AF—Make America White Again!      (files.catbox.moe)

submitted by dingbat to WhitePeopleThings 6 months ago

11 comments

Hulk doesn’t care and I love it. I want this sweatshirt so bad!
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I Think Justin Bieber has a Vagene     (files.catbox.moe)

submitted by dingbat to Troons 7 months ago

25 comments

Niggerfaggots,
I know this doesn’t matter in the grand scheme of things, but once you see it, you can unsee. This thing is a WOMAN!!!! No Adam’s apple and a totally feminine face. I’m tired of these fuckers lying to us. This thing is a woman and that Pink thing is a goddamn MAN with that gnarly Adonis belt.
https://files.catbox.moe/1ggqgg.jpeg

That is all.