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Scyber
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Goats - Where Should I Move To?      (AskGoats)

submitted by Scyber to AskGoats 14 hours ago

96 comments

I'm moving Monday, putting all my stuff in a storage unit. I don't want to be in Milwaukee anymore. I need to spread my wings and GTFO of here. I'm sick of it here.
My soul is telling me to move out West, yet doesn't have a specific destination.

If you were in your 40s with no kids, no job, no car, where would you move to? And don't say Vegas because I've been there and did that YEARS ago and it was a big mistake.
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Goats - Would You Consider Me to be a Kenny In the Real Life South Park World? ?      (AskGoats)

submitted by Scyber to AskGoats 1 day ago

12 comments

https://files.catbox.moe/gtsboi.jpg
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Queens Of The Stone Age - You Think I Ain't Worth a Dollar Yet I Feel Like a Millionaire     (youtu.be)

submitted by Scyber to RockNRoll 1 day ago

3 comments

I've really been getting into QOTSA within the past month and realized I've been missing out. They've made some of the best solid rock songs I've ever heard.
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Possible Schizo Theory About How the LA Riots Are Being Funded - The LA Fire Fundraiser From Earlier This Year.      (NoticingThings)

submitted by Scyber to NoticingThings 4 days ago

5 comments

Think about it. Over $100 Million was raised but that's just a drop in the bucket for all the homes and businesses that were lost. So those funds are being used for something else - the riots.
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'NARC' The Arcade Game is Actually Very dDfficult.      (gaming)

submitted by Scyber to gaming 1 week ago

3 comments

The arcade version of NARC was featured very shortly in the skate punk/warehouse scene of the 1990 TMNT movie and I've always wanted to play it.

My Kinhank Emulator has it & it's SERIOUSLY one of the HARDEST GAMES I've EVER played. It's an old school arcade type beat-em-up yet
possibly the the most difficult of them.
The enemies keep respawning if you don't go through certain exit doors at the end of each level, yet the goons keep showing up in crazy numbers after each battle and level. It's a full on button masher game and very difficult due to all the enemies respawing.
I tapped out at the 5th level!. Too much button pushing for me!
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I Saw This While Driving Today...      (files.catbox.moe)

submitted by Scyber to WTF 1 week ago

32 comments

Do most people (or NPCs) really have zero shame these days? Because I wouldn't even travel as a passenger in a car with stickers like this because it would be seriously embarrassing and a red flag for cops and sheriffs.
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This is a Legitimate Song To Cry To      (youtu.be)

submitted by Scyber to music 1 week ago

3 comments

I can't listen to this song without bawling like a baby.
I don't know what it is about this specific song, but I honestly cry every time I hear it.
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2 Nogs Arguing in McDonald's and One Slaps the Shit Out of the Other So Hard He Falls Down     (youtube.com)

submitted by Scyber to MADNIGGERS 1 week ago

2 comments

Friday Nite Fast Food Fights. Das rite!
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I'm Being Evicted Due to the Noises My Upstairs Neighbors Have Been Making - I'm Planning on Suing the Property MGMT Company For Breach of Lease. Do I Have Legitimate Case?      (AskGoats)

submitted by Scyber to AskGoats 1 week ago

31 comments

Long story short, in mid-December my upstairs neighbors moved in to my apartment building. A young couple in their early 20s with a toddler.
Since they moved in, my life has become A LIVING HELL. Non-stop noise, running, stomping, shit being dropped on the floor every few minutes, crying, screaming. Plus they're ALWAYS HOME. They NEVER LEAVE. Even when it's nice outside.
They seem to follow me around my apartment - When I'm in the bathroom, so are they. When I'm in the shower they also decide to shower too (sucking the hot water from me). If I knock on the walls letting them know they're too loud then they STOMP on the floor and rattle my whole apartment and my nerves.
I've brought these issues up MULTIPLE times to the property management company and they always say "We're sorry you're having issues, we'll look into them..." and then nothing gets done.
Since December, other neighbors in the building have called the police on me more times than I have had serious contact with the cops within my whole life. I've had almost 20 police contacts since December due to these assholes who are using their child as an excuse for all the unnecessary and obnoxious noise they create. It got so bad that the few times I called the police on them, I was told by the property management company to not call the police on them over noise and instead call or email the mgmt company about it.
Well, in April I got into a serious altercation with the father. He spit on me and I punched him but his bitch got in the way of me giving him a proper beatdown.
I called the cops, filed a report and nothing happened. He should be in jail.
10 days later an eviction was filed on me, which was also 35 days before my lease expires.
I was never served a proper 5 or 14 day notice to "cure the problem or vacate" and it also seriously hindered my ability to find adequate housing since having an eviction on your record basically blacklists anyone from renting for at least 5 years.

I went to court on May 20th. I signed an agreement to move out by June 1st as long as my eviction is sealed from my record. I told my lawyer that 12 days wasn't enough time for me to move and he just said "Do what you can".
I spent the last 11 days looking for an apartment to move in by June 1st but nothing will be available until the 15th at the very earliest, plus the rental market has gone to complete shit in my area. Most apartments now have ZERO amenities - no heat, no water/sewer, no carpeting, no pets, etc etc. They're all basically boxes. Plus on top of it, landlords and property companies from out of state have been buying up properties for the past 5 years or so and conspiring to raise rents, price out and evict longtime residents and flood the market with transplants from their states. And the mayor and county executives are in on it too.

I don't know what to do other than file a lawsuit against this HORRIBLY run property company and am asking you all if I have a solid case to pursue a 6 figure lawsuit. I haven't talked to my lawyer about it because he's a jew and will more than likely try to convince me to not sue these assholes.
Thanks.
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There's Going to Be a Point in Time When Simpsons Memes Will Be Considered High Art     (DeepThoughts)

submitted by Scyber to DeepThoughts 2 weeks ago

9 comments

It's kinda already here, especially with phrases & scenes from the earlier seasons.

Will the "Steamed Hams" meme end up being on the same level as the Mona Lisa within the next few hundred years?
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If You Fail at Skydiving, It Only Hurts Once.      (VoatQuotes)

submitted by Scyber to VoatQuotes 2 weeks ago

8 comments

Some inspirational words to live (or die) by.
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I'm Currently Watching My Neighborhood Go to Complete Shit     (files.catbox.moe)

submitted by Scyber to Memes 2 weeks ago

36 comments

All it takes is a liquor store and a vape/smoke shop for your neighborhood to go to shit. Both have opened up within the past 2 years near me and now all the niggers are coming from the ghetto to check out the smoke shop and shoplift from the Big Lots next to it that I worked at 20 years ago and forced it close down earlier this year.
Niggers RUIN EVERYTHING.
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I Saw a Guy Mowing a Lawn With 2 Handmowers at the Same Time      (funny)

submitted by Scyber to funny 2 weeks ago

20 comments

One of funniest thing I've seen IRL this year. Just get a riding mower. Happy Memorial Day Weekend.
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I Hate How Google Tracks Your Info...      (WTF)

submitted by Scyber to WTF 3 weeks ago

4 comments

I made a post on a FB page about the holohoax being "artificial information" and not even 2 minutes later I got an ad on Spotify for Austrian Airlines.

How very antisemitic of Google.
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Man thinking he's going on a date gets shot at, robbed of $20,000 in Los Angeles     (www.fox32chicago.com)

submitted by Scyber to NewsoftheFucktards 3 weeks ago

5 comments

A man meeting a woman from a dating site was led to a secluded area in Los Angeles, where he was robbed by a group of suspects.

The suspects forced the victim to unlock his phone and then made unauthorized transactions totaling over $20,000.
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Kanye - Hail Hitler (Emo Version) [2:35]     (youtu.be)

submitted by Scyber to FunnyVideos 3 weeks ago

3 comments

Take me back to 2005 when the White people really felt alive
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What Did the Terminator Say to Marty McFly?      (Jokes)

submitted by Scyber to Jokes 1 month ago

9 comments

"I'll be Back To The Future!
...Because that's where I'm from!"
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Sheboon Chimps Out Over Chicken at a Popeyes      (x.com)

submitted by Scyber to MADNIGGERS 1 month ago

8 comments

She jumped the counter and got jumped by the employees. Check out what they used, plus the guy in the drive-thru window.
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The Description of the Book "On the jews and Their Lies" by Martin Luther      (www.josephbeth.com)

submitted by Scyber to Jews 1 month ago

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MARTIN LUTHER (1483-1546) was one of the greatest religious thinkers and reformers of all time. Founder of the Lutheran Church, his Protestant movement against the dominant Catholicism altered the course of European history. His fortitude in confronting and overcoming corruption within the Church hierarchy is legendary. He was a man of great intellect and unmatched moral courage.

But Luther had other opponents: the Jews. Judaism not only repudiated Christian theology by denying that Jesus was the true savior or Messiah, but it also took on an air of supreme arrogance--Jews as special, as different, as "chosen by God." As such, Jews are unwilling to repent, to accept Christ, or to see the true meaning of the Old Testament; hence they slander and insult Jesus, Mary, and indeed all Christians. Jews, said Luther, harbor an intense and deeply-rooted hatred for all non-Jews, and thus are willing to use, abuse, and exploit people for their own ends.

For Luther, Jews are arrogant and stubborn liars. They are greedy materialists, ever covetous of Christian wealth and power. They are congenital misanthropes, the master haters of humanity. And through their damnable usury--lending money at interest--they exploit, bankrupt, and enslave innocent people everywhere. Given the chance, said Luther, they would slaughter us all.

Hence his dramatic plan of action: destroy the synagogues, ban Judaic teaching, confiscate ill-gotten Jewish wealth, put Jews to hard labor, and ultimately, drive them out of Christian lands. Jews are incorrigible corrupters of humanity, and nothing less would get to the root of the problem.

On the Jews and Their Lies thus stands as one of the most remarkable books in history. Owing to its controversy, it is also one of the least-known. Now for the first time, the entire text is presented in English, in an authoritative fashion--complete with proper introduction, detailed footnotes, and helpful bibliography and index.

This is not just ancient history. Martin Luther's book is suffused with lessons for the present day.
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India & Pakistan Are About to Go to War. Can Anyone Explain What's Going On?      (AskUpgoat)

submitted by Scyber to AskUpgoat 1 month ago

15 comments

World War Poo is about to start and I don't know anything about this shit. Someone explain it to me like a 5 year old retard.
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(((Dave Portnoy))) Barstool Bar in Philly Has a Light-Up Sign That Says "Fuck The jews"      (www.dailymail.co.uk)

submitted by Scyber to jewsShowThemselves 1 month ago

29 comments

An enraged (((Portnoy))) posted an 'Emergency Press Conference' video on Sunday after being informed that a light-up sign at the Barstool bar that said 'F*** the Jews' was spotted by his fans.

LMFAO! Fuck him. He's a fast, loud talking bullshitting jew who also gives out shitty reviews to locally owned mom n' pop pizza restaurants who don't bow down to his claim of being "the pizza review king of the internet."
If pizza places don't gargle his balls, then he gives them bad reviews.

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I'm Looking for the Best Free Movie Streaming Site      (AskUpgoat)

submitted by Scyber to AskUpgoat 1 month ago

6 comments

The ones that I have bookmarked have been taken down and I found a few others that work yet they have broken links to a movie I'm trying to watch - BASEketball - there seems to only be 2 links to it on all the working sites that I've tried and they're both broken on them.
Just wanna watch a simple stupid burnout stoner movie while smoking on a Sunday (inb4 dude weed).
It's available for purchase or streaming on jewtube but I'm not gonna give them my hard earn money.
All working site suggestions are welcomed.
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Here's Your "Queen of Saying Nigger" a Literal WHORE With Profiles on Escort Sites     (x.com)

submitted by Scyber to MeanwhileOnTwitter 1 month ago

18 comments

All you simps make me sick. You all bitch about onlyfans whores making hundreds of thousands of dollars a year and the simps that give them money, and you call women with tattoos worthless trash, yet as soon as the 4chins neckbeards say donating to her GiveSendGo is "based" while she keeps upping the fundraising amount every day and you faggot retards are about to give her a million dollars in a few days for saying NIGGER.
THEN YOU BRAG ABOUT IT ON SITES LIKE THIS.

YOU'RE ALL FAGGOT PIECES OF SHIT HYPOCRITES WITH ZERO INTEGRITY.
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Any Dipshit Who Donated Money to that White Trash Mom Just Got Grifted and Your Name & Banking Info Is More Than Likely on a List     (TellUpgoat)

submitted by Scyber to TellUpgoat 1 month ago

15 comments

Imagine paying some stupid white trash roastie because the 4chin neckbeards say it'll be based. White people call niggers niggers everyday but they don't have donations coming in. I called more than a few blacks niggers back in the day and never got any praise for it.

Oh, by the way, it's a total gift because she keeps raising her fundraising goal. Now she put it at 1 million dollars. Have fun being on a watch list too. This was more than likely the easiest way for the glowies to keep tabs on you dipshits.
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Beer Prices at the NFL Draft      (youtu.be)

submitted by Scyber to Sports 1 month ago

1 comments

SPORTSBALL! BEER!! WOOOO!!!