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If You Fail at Skydiving, It Only Hurts Once.

submitted by Scyber to VoatQuotes 1 dayMay 28, 2025 23:50:35 ago (+1/-0)     (VoatQuotes)

Some inspirational words to live (or die) by.


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[ - ] Crackinjokes 0 points 1 dayMay 29, 2025 10:53:17 ago (+0/-0)

I doubt it hurts at all.

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 0 points 1 dayMay 29, 2025 00:43:35 ago (+0/-0)

Ya gotta tuck & roll at the last second and you will live.

[ - ] Scyber [op] 0 points 1 dayMay 29, 2025 01:09:22 ago (+0/-0)

Tucking is the worst thing to do with a failed parachute because then you basically become a giant bowling ball hitting the ground at 1000+ mph and putting yourself at more risk than spreading yourself out to slow down your speed and potential impact - BEFORE you hit the ground.
I know you said last second.
But you're still gonna die.

[ - ] 1point21jiggawatts 0 points 1 dayMay 29, 2025 00:25:03 ago (+0/-0)

If you Skail at Fydiving, big Toney burp twice.

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 0 points 1 dayMay 28, 2025 23:55:59 ago (+0/-0)

You probably don't even feel it unless you live. Failing at skydiving might be painless, but I still don't want to do it.

[ - ] Master_B -1 points 1 dayMay 29, 2025 00:58:00 ago (+0/-1)*

[ - ] Scyber [op] 0 points 1 dayMay 29, 2025 01:05:17 ago (+0/-0)

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