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Scyber
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Shopping At Goodwill Has Become a Nightmare     (whatever)

submitted by Scyber to whatever 4 weeks ago

47 comments

I haven't been to a Goodwill store in a couple years & decided to browse around one today that's on the outskirts of the city.
Big fuckin mistake.
Don't know if it's because it's a Saturday or "4/20 dude weed" day but this store was PACKED. Like I kinda got disoriented watching how fast all these people were shopping like it was Black Friday.
Everything in the men's section was pretty much picked over, and the ladies clothes section took up half the store.
Electronics were rummaged through with shit all over the floor, toys all over the place, housewares was a complete mess, furniture was ugly and shabby - the whole store was a mess.
I managed to find a small cooking pan and a few t-shirts to wear when I'm gonna get dirty.
And now Goodwill charges $1 for a simple plastic bag.

What I saw today is a perfect metaphor for how bad our economy is and how much worse it's gonna get.
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Tucker Carlson On The Joe Rogan Experience (3hrs)     (www.youtube.com)

submitted by Scyber to videos 4 weeks ago

4 comments

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Two Nigs Fighting at a Gas Station - Man & 'Woman' - Look At The Crazy MMA Kick at 0:47!      (twitter.com)

submitted by Scyber to Niggers 1 month ago

17 comments

Someone get Dana White & the UFC on the phone!
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Ever Wanted to Know the Diet of a Reddit Fag? Check Out R/Shrinkflation & Look at All the Goyslop They're Eating & Bitching About     (old.reddit.com)

submitted by Scyber to MeanwhileOnReddit 1 month ago

27 comments

Lots of chicken tendie posts.
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Sheboon Trashes a McDonald's Because They Messed Up Her Ice Cream - The Comments Are a Goldmine     (9gag.com)

submitted by Scyber to MADNIGGERS 1 month ago

13 comments

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OJ Simpson Was Dead Before Today.     (whatever)

submitted by Scyber to whatever 1 month ago

10 comments

I almost vividly remember him dying during the lockdowns - why are people posting about his death like 3 years later?

I know CERN fired up their particle accelerator on April 8th for the eclipse - pretty sure this news about OJ dying of cancer is just the residual effects of switching universes/timelines, so WTF? Seriously.
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GAW Qtard Goes to the Doctor...     (Jokes)

submitted by Scyber to Jokes 1 month ago

7 comments

Doctor: "I got your test results back and they're not good. How many covid vaccines did you get?"

Guy: I got 4 that were required for me to continue working, go on a cruise, go to a football game, and the 4th was a booster shot in order to attend a Trump rally. How bad is it, Doc?"

Doctor: "We found several tumors, the most malignant one is on your brain, and..."

Guy: "How much time do I have left to live!?"

Doctor: "Tumor weeks."
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Goats at Job Interviews      (youtube.com)

submitted by Scyber to FunnyVideos 1 month ago

1 comments

"Ahhhh...Ahhhhhhhh....CHOO!!! Nigger."
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YouTube Short of Justin Bieber Apparently Giving a BJ to Odell Beckham Jr. & P. Diddy Telling Them to Stop After Seeing the Phone Recording     (youtube.com)

submitted by Scyber to WTF 1 month ago

16 comments

What. The. FUCK. Looks like it's in a club or something - Odell fumbling with his pants & Bieber giving a "Yo, WTF" look at the camera.
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Obscurist Vinyl Presents: Vito Lovejoy - "I'd Really Like to Get In Your Pants Because I Just Shit Mine"      (youtu.be)

submitted by Scyber to FunnyVideos 1 month ago

0 comments

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Kurt Cobain Died 30 Years Ago Today.     (whatever)

submitted by Scyber to whatever 1 month ago

52 comments

Did he kill himself or was he murdered? Did he have the capability of operating a shotgun after injecting himself with enough heroin to kill a whale? Or did Courtney Love have him murdered either by her own hand or by an assassin? Was it Allen Wrench? Was it El Duce who also died mysteriously after confessing that Courtney offered him $50k to "wack Kurt Cobain" as he put it himself.

https://youtu.be/Ho2nK5IQs_g?si=AKsG2cNhrNfpFiwM
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"Yikes!" said the Redditor...     (files.catbox.moe)

submitted by Scyber to Memes 1 month ago

0 comments

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Trader turns $13K into $2M within 1 hour as memecoin frenzy continues     (cointelegraph.com)

submitted by Scyber to Crypto 1 month ago

2 comments

Imagine making almost $2 Million within an HOUR after putting your life savings into a joke coin.
That's insane.
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Shane Gillis Is Donald Trump Acting as Hitler     (youtu.be)

submitted by Scyber to FunnyVideos 1 month ago

0 comments

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The Real Reason Why Lizzo Quit the Music Industry is Because She's Got a Bigger Job...     (Jokes)

submitted by Scyber to Jokes 1 month ago

3 comments

She's blocking out the sun next week.
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The Biden Admin Should've Declared National Tranny Day Tomorrow Because....     (Jokes)

submitted by Scyber to Jokes 1 month ago

8 comments

Then it can be called "April Tool's Day."
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Sam Bankman-Fried sentenced to 25 years for multi-billion dollar FTX fraud     (www.reuters.com)

submitted by Scyber to news 1 month ago

19 comments

Summary
Judge says Bankman-Fried knew his actions were criminal
Bankman-Fried acknowledges FTX customers had suffered
NEW YORK, March 28 (Reuters) - Sam Bankman-Fried was sentenced to 25 years in prison by a judge on Thursday for stealing $8 billion from customers of the now-bankrupt FTX cryptocurrency exchange he founded, the last step in the former billionaire wunderkind's dramatic downfall.
U.S. District Judge Lewis Kaplan handed down the sentence at a Manhattan court hearing after rejecting Bankman-Fried's claim that FTX customers did not actually lose money and finding that he lied during his trial testimony. A jury found Bankman-Fried, 32, guilty on Nov. 2 on seven fraud and conspiracy counts stemming from FTX's 2022 collapse in what prosecutors have called one of the biggest financial frauds in U.S. history.
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What's Another Phrase for a Black Tranny?     (Jokes)

submitted by Scyber to Jokes 1 month ago

15 comments

Troon coon.
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New Rock Bar/Club That Just Opened in My Area Has a Non-Binary Bathroom     (TellTalk)

submitted by Scyber to TellTalk 1 month ago

18 comments

Last night a few friends, coworkers and I decided to check out a new bar that opened a few weeks ago. And it has 3 bathrooms; Men's, Women's and a non-binary bathroom. These bathrooms have multiple stalls & urinals so they're not single use only. Guess which bathroom was being used the most?
You guessed it. The tranny can. Men, Women and everything in between were pissin and shittin next to one another and partying it up in the tranny can. Even though there was a local metal show going on, the side party was in that troon bathroom.
ClownWorld has infiltrated the bar and metal scene in my area. I can't go back there anymore and it's a shame too because other than that, it's a pretty cool bar with a decent sized venue that can hold about 200 people.
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Dear God, I Would Have a Classroom of Children With Her...     (i.4cdn.org)

submitted by Scyber to whatever 1 month ago

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I know there's a trad wife fetish thing going on but I love it and wanna see more.
I think it's getting popular because a lot of Gen X, Millenial and Zoomer men had inattentive and dismissive mothers who only cared about their self-interests and destroying the family structure due to the things society has taught them, such as feminism, porn and social media where most people post unrealistic stuff.
Real men want submissive wives and daughters who love and respect them. It's not about "putting women in their place" - it's about having them respect men as the head of the household and family altogether - even if that male is a son of a father who passed.
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Google "Usury & Judaism". Read the First Result. Sit Back & Laugh.      (jewsShowThemselves)

submitted by Scyber to jewsShowThemselves 1 month ago

5 comments

INTEREST ON LOANS IS ONLY FOR THE GOYIM!
[The Book of Deuteronomy in the bible says so!](https://www.google.com/search?q=usury+and+judaism&client=ms-android-americamovil-us-revc&sca_esv=68ac34d273474b3b&sca_upv=1&sxsrf=ACQVn08tegvYIFaaEz5MFxuhl5ypBKMcVg%3A1711135130407&ei=mtn9ZceVGO7v0PEPo56pyAE&oq=usury+and+&gs_lp=EhNtb2JpbGUtZ3dzLXdpei1zZXJwIgp1c3VyeSBhbmQgKgIIADILEAAYgAQYigUYkQIyChAAGIAEGBQYhwIyBRAAGIAEMgUQABiABDIFEAAYgAQyBRAAGIAEMgUQABiABDIFEAAYgARItypQ7ApY5RFwAXgBkAEAmAGBAaAB7AOqAQMzLjK4AQHIAQD4AQGYAgagAsAFwgIKEAAYRxjWBBiwA8ICDRAAGIAEGIoFGEMYsAPCAhMQLhiABBiKBRhDGMgDGLAD2AEBwgIZEC4YgAQYigUYQxjHARjRAxjIAxiwA9gBAcICDRAAGIAEGLEDGEYY-QHCAggQABiABBixA8ICCxAuGIAEGLEDGIMBmAMAiAYBkAYNugYECAEYCJIHAzEuNaAHwxk&sclient=mobile-gws-wiz-serp)


**EDIT** Ok, what I listed above only applies to phone searches - If you click the link on a computer it gives this as the first result:

"The jewish law of usury derives from a trio of Scriptural verses. First, Exodus 22:24 reads: "If you lend money to my people, to the poor who are in your power, do not act toward them as a creditor."

Phone Search - First Result:
"Judaism. The book of Deuteronomy prohibits jews from charging interest except when making loans to foreigners."
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2000 Years Ago the jews Had Their Messiah But Killed Him Due to Their Perceived Notion of Blasphemy & Him Messing With Their "Money" & Throwing them Out of the Temple for "Changing Money" (Banking aka Usury). That Messiah Was Jesus Christ.     (Truth)

submitted by Scyber to Truth 1 month ago

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The main reason why the world hates (((them))) is because they killed Jesus, God Himself. Christianity was spread worldwide to tell everyone that a tribe of people killed their own Messiah. And a good portion of the world listened, understood, and joined with Jesus Christ and his followers.

This is also why zionist jews hate Christianity and most of the western world and have been destroying it for the past 75+ years.
Even though history has taught us that Christian soldiers from Europe and the US saved the jews from the "holocaust" only for them to stab us in the back and subvert our countries, faith and overall morality, when they should be praising us and giving thanks for stopping their ultimate extinction.

This is why the "holocaust" as we've been taught, isn't actually true. It's also why you can't find any mention of the word in any encyclopedia printed before 1965 - the year after the "civil rights" movement in the US.
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I Keep Finding Coins On the Ground & Having a Recurring Dream     (Strange_Coincidences)

submitted by Scyber to Strange_Coincidences 1 month ago

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Over the last week or so, I've been finding random coins on the ground almost everyday. Anywhere from a penny to a quarter.

Today I went grocery shopping and found a penny while I was bagging up my food. Yesterday I stopped at a gas station and found a dime while I walking in to pay. The day before I found a quarter outside a restaurant as I was walking in. On Tuesday I found a nickel in the parking lot at work.
I've also been having a recurring dream about myself around age 9-10 where I'm in my grandparent's kitchen looking for a key or something significant like a key in their cupboard while my grandfather is asleep at the kitchen table. The radio is blaring loud and playing an old 50s/60s pop song that I can't make out because it keeps changing. Once I realize what's going on, I wake up.
Does anyone have a clue about what's happening to me?

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Troon Logic     (files.catbox.moe)

submitted by Scyber to Memes 1 month ago

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Just Wait Until The Patient Finds Out How to Spell 'Therapist'     (files.catbox.moe)

submitted by Scyber to Memes 2 months ago

1 comments