I Saw a Guy Mowing a Lawn With 2 Handmowers at the Same Time - Upgoat

I Saw a Guy Mowing a Lawn With 2 Handmowers at the Same Time
submitted by Scyber to funny 1 dayMay 25, 2025 19:02:24 ago (+2/-1) (funny)

One of funniest thing I've seen IRL this year. Just get a riding mower. Happy Memorial Day Weekend.

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[ - ] drstrangergov 5 points 1 dayMay 25, 2025 19:07:39 ago (+5/-0)

he may have been testing them after a repair. i've done that. also to compare engine performance and rpm.

[ + ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey

[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey 2 points 1 dayMay 25, 2025 21:03:54 ago (+2/-0)

Lawn: A racetrack for mowers.

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 2 points 1 dayMay 25, 2025 19:08:01 ago (+2/-0)

That sounds like more work than just using one. If the lawn isn't perfectly square and level with zero obstacles you're gonna get your ass kicked by those two mowers.

[ - ] jfroybees 1 point 1 dayMay 25, 2025 20:48:48 ago (+1/-0)

"Just get a riding mower." Sure after the mortgage payment, taxes, groceries, utilities, more taxes, and gas for car, I'll get right on that.

[ - ] Gowithit 1 point 1 dayMay 25, 2025 19:04:04 ago (+1/-0)

Just get a riding

Don't you not have a car?

Wonder if he could figure out a bicycle pedal system.

[ + ] Reunto

[ - ] Reunto 0 points 1 dayMay 25, 2025 19:19:29 ago (+0/-0)

https://baltimorefishbowl.com/stories/bike-powered-lawn-mower-genius/

[ + ] Scyber

[ - ] Scyber [op] 0 points 1 dayMay 25, 2025 19:43:55 ago (+0/-0)

I drove my car to death. 2001 Pontiac Grand Prix GTP coupe. All leather. Bose sound system. Moon roof. Had it for 13 years and it was my baby until the engine blew and it would cost more in parts and labor than what I paid for it. Only had 2 more years to go before it was considered a classic car in my state.

I know - PONTIAC - Poor Old Nigger Thinks It's A Cadillac.

[ + ] Freespeechplease

[ - ] Freespeechplease 0 points 1 dayMay 25, 2025 22:11:02 ago (+0/-0)

Those cars were the best. I'd buy another one if a nice one pops up

[ - ] namefagsrgay 0 points 21 hoursMay 26, 2025 18:23:43 ago (+0/-0)

I just used my homeowner special lawnmower the other day after using commercial equipment for a while. It weighs about 30% what the commercial ones do and so maneuverable comparably. Still... Two is retarded

[ - ] HelenHighwater 0 points 1 dayMay 25, 2025 20:00:49 ago (+0/-0)

What a showoff. Cool people use three handmowers at once.

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 0 points 1 dayMay 25, 2025 19:54:40 ago (+1/-1)

He jerks off with both hands I guarantee it.

[ - ] KosherHiveKicker 0 points 1 dayMay 25, 2025 19:26:09 ago (+0/-0)

They had to be self-propelled models if he was 1-handing each of them.

[ + ] observation1

[ - ] observation1 1 point 1 dayMay 25, 2025 19:42:05 ago (+1/-0)*

I cant tell if I have magic gas or a magic lawn mower.

I have gasoline thats 7 years old and the mower keeps starting and running like a champ.

At the rate I use the gas, it'll be 25 years before Im done with these cans

Bonus: this season it started on the first pull.

I only thought of this because its a self propelled model. Worth its weight in gas spent.

[ + ] xmasskull

[ - ] xmasskull 0 points 1 dayMay 25, 2025 22:20:22 ago (+0/-0)

Most likely a "Briggs & Stratton" engine.

Extremely well engineered & hand built.

[ + ] observation1

[ - ] observation1 1 point 1 dayMay 26, 2025 00:43:31 ago (+1/-0)*

It is a briggs stratton. I was looking for a used Honda but they were all too much. Gave up and settled with whatever seller had for a good price. Never heard of the brand. Didnt even think to look. Didnt care. So youre saying I have a good mower? Now I feel bad for for pouring shit in this thing for 3 years. Funny, the universal blades from the hardware store didnt fit so assumed I had some shitty off brand. Suppose I should sharpen the blades by hand.

[ + ] xmasskull

[ - ] xmasskull 1 point 23 hoursMay 26, 2025 16:32:29 ago (+1/-0)

You and Mr.File,will become fast friends!

[ + ] Spaceman84

[ - ] Spaceman84 0 points 1 dayMay 26, 2025 09:52:49 ago (+0/-0)

The vast majority of walk behind or push mowers have a B&S motor. Nothing special about them. Just a simple design that hasn’t changed in decades.

[ + ] observation1

[ - ] observation1 2 points 1 dayMay 26, 2025 12:43:06 ago (+2/-0)

Well mine runs on 7 year old gas, so I got that going for me

[ + ] Gowithit

[ - ] Gowithit 1 point 1 dayMay 26, 2025 13:17:22 ago (+1/-0)

that's a lot of sta-bil!