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Let’s talk about this

submitted by Portmanure to UpliftingNews 10 monthsJun 9, 2023 16:40:03 ago (+0/-1)     (UpliftingNews)

Aliens are real.

They are not real.

I’ve never seen one. But I’ve met a lot of crazy people.


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[ - ] Cantaloupe 0 points 10 monthsJun 9, 2023 19:01:06 ago (+0/-0)

Util we all have our own personal alien friend it's bullshit

[ - ] Portmanure [op] 0 points 10 monthsJun 9, 2023 19:02:34 ago (+0/-0)

What about Bob?

[ - ] Portmanure [op] 0 points 10 monthsJun 9, 2023 19:09:23 ago (+0/-0)

I’m not a fan of Richard Dreyfus he represents everything wrong with Hollywood. However my most favorite movie ever is the one with bill murray. I know he’s a complete asshole and he makes Chevy chase look like a nice guy. But his performance in The Razors Edge was awesome.

[ - ] lord_nougat 0 points 10 monthsJun 9, 2023 16:55:23 ago (+0/-0)

I met an illegal alien one time.

[ - ] 2Drunk 1 point 10 monthsJun 9, 2023 17:07:02 ago (+1/-0)

I hope you killed it.

[ - ] HeyJames 1 point 10 monthsJun 9, 2023 18:38:51 ago (+1/-0)

He was going to but then remembered all the comforts he would lose

[ - ] Portmanure [op] 0 points 10 monthsJun 9, 2023 16:41:24 ago (+1/-1)

I want to believe Bob Lazar. But every person I met named Bob was a bad person.

[ - ] lord_nougat 1 point 10 monthsJun 9, 2023 16:55:53 ago (+1/-0)

IMA CHARGN MAH LAZAR!

[ - ] Portmanure [op] -1 points 10 monthsJun 9, 2023 16:45:52 ago (+0/-1)

I used to fly with a pilot named Bob he was a very good pilot. But he liked to utter strange words into the cockpit voice recorder before takeoff. I think he was influenced by that airline crash were the pilot flirted with the cabin attendant just before they F’d everything up and crashed. They all died.

Anyway, Bob would say crazy things like “put your monkey away” just before I set takeoff power.