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Why are there no gay fighter pilots?

submitted by Portmanure to Fixthejoke 11 monthsMay 22, 2023 21:28:00 ago (+4/-0)     (Fixthejoke)

Because one missile up the tailpipe and it’s over!


(I just made this one up, it’s weak, fix it to make it funnier.)


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[ - ] Scyber 2 points 11 monthsMay 22, 2023 21:52:09 ago (+2/-0)

Something something cockpit.

[ - ] AngryWhiteKeyboardWarrior 2 points 11 monthsMay 22, 2023 21:33:47 ago (+2/-0)

Because fighter pilots can only truly love themselves.

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 1 point 11 monthsMay 22, 2023 21:38:57 ago (+1/-0)

That's pretty funny.

[ - ] SecretHitler 1 point 11 monthsMay 23, 2023 00:22:01 ago (+1/-0)

They might love getting high, but then they always go down flaming.

This thread sucks y'all are a bunch of queers why am I even in here?

[ - ] lord_nougat 1 point 11 monthsMay 22, 2023 23:13:07 ago (+1/-0)

Also, they all want to go down.

[ - ] SithEmpire 1 point 11 monthsMay 22, 2023 21:53:40 ago (+1/-0)

Because they bend over when asked to climb into the cockpit.

[ - ] FreeinTX 1 point 11 monthsMay 22, 2023 21:39:15 ago (+2/-1)

You see the original top gun movie? Every pilot in the navy appears to be a flaming homosexual.

https://youtu.be/ZF1LXL6OOsM

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 1 point 11 monthsMay 22, 2023 21:38:36 ago (+2/-1)

Because queers are too retarded to operate sophisticated equipment.

[ - ] carnold03 0 points 11 monthsMay 23, 2023 08:36:15 ago (+0/-0)

Yea, it's weak, but it got a chuckle out of me. You should still work on it. Run this joke past the guys at your local veterans hall. They might share some better ones with you.

[ - ] con77 0 points 11 monthsMay 23, 2023 01:48:32 ago (+0/-0)

Because the second they pull more than 1G they shit themselves

[ - ] GrayDragon 0 points 11 monthsMay 23, 2023 00:26:51 ago (+0/-0)

Because their cowardice of wanting the gear in the rear.

[ - ] Outlaw_Aryan 0 points 11 monthsMay 22, 2023 23:44:00 ago (+0/-0)

I thought that was pretty funny as is. Low threshold I guess 🙄

[ - ] Crackinjokes 0 points 11 monthsMay 22, 2023 23:28:14 ago (+0/-0)

Because they're disappointed when they find out the cockpit is empty