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God shit

submitted by PeckerwoodPerry to whatever 5 monthsDec 9, 2024 09:16:51 ago (+8/-5)     (whatever)

When a rat finds that the barn door was left open it thinks "It is God's will that I have access to food" not knowing that the cat that lives in the barn thinks the same thing, and the farmer thinks "God damnit, I left the door to the barn door open".


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[ - ] SumerBreeze 0 points 5 monthsDec 9, 2024 14:55:04 ago (+0/-0)

wahhh I wish the world was made with everyone sucking my dick! Me me me!

[ - ] yesiknow 0 points 5 monthsDec 9, 2024 11:04:12 ago (+1/-1)

Except the rat and cat can't form words in their heads. People have to choose their God's scripture so they don't live like rats