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Lovemachine
Member for: 2.7 years

scp: 294 (+365/-71)
ccp: 56 (+63/-7)
votes given: 228 (+226/-2)
score: 350





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Art critique - at first glance this looks like standard subversive art where a white guy is cleaning the bed of a white woman and black guy it's implied she's fucking. But after a closer look it actually resembles jizzing into a black persons mouth.     (pic8.co)

submitted by Lovemachine to Mildlyinteresting 2.2 years ago

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repost because I refuse to believe voat downvotef this 5 times. No, what I think is SecretHitler is a punk ass bitch who uses alts to downvote people. Fair warning, if this goes to negative vote count, which I almost guarantee it will now that I've said that given the mind of the average voater, I give up trying with you people. So in advance: suck my dick.
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Art critique - at first glance this looks like standard subversive art where a white guy is cleaning the bed of a white woman and black guy it's implied she's fucking. But after a closer look it actually resembles jizzing into black persons mouth.     (pic8.co)

submitted by Lovemachine to Mildlyinteresting 2.2 years ago

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NPR says it's cutting jobs by 10% as ad revenue drops     (www.npr.org)

submitted by Lovemachine to FeelsGood 2.2 years ago

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Hi, I downvite people on the internet who tell me keeping chickens in tiny cages is bad. I suck four dicks a day.     (Faggots)

submitted by Lovemachine to Faggots 2.2 years ago

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Hi, I cry racism all day but can't pay $5 more for eggs that didn't come from battery cages. Cut your kids dick off and start ww3.     (whatever)

submitted by Lovemachine to whatever 2.2 years ago

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REPLAY: Russian President Vladimir Putin addresses nation ahead of Ukraine war anniversary     (m.youtube.com)

submitted by Lovemachine to videos 2.2 years ago

2 comments

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Advice for getting experience as a carpenter if I can only work nights and weekends?     (AskUpgoat)

submitted by Lovemachine to AskUpgoat 2.2 years ago

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I'm already an IT professional and I make enough to get by. But I want to learn how to build houses.

Craigslist has no night and weekend carpenter positions.

How can I still learn more about carpentry or at least the trades in general if I can only work nights and weekends?

Not looking to get pigeonholed into one job. I'm looking for a more broad education.
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Found the thread to tug at     (politics)

submitted by Lovemachine to politics 2.2 years ago

10 comments

Never again will the world look at voat and not see us for the thought leaders that we are. Ready for this one chaps?

K, so I was thinking. Did Biden think to himself "I want to go to Ukraine" and then made that trip happen? Seems unlikely to me.

So who sent Bidumb to Ukraine? Whoever sent him are his controllers and they are the ones really running this country.
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Protesting is stupid     (TellUpgoat)

submitted by Lovemachine to TellUpgoat 2.2 years ago

23 comments

Conservicants mistakenly took a page from libturds on this one. You see, when you think about it, seemingly most parts of progressive dogma are actually looking backwards. Equal rights was a 20th century issue. Automobile pollution was a 20th century issue (modern cars pollute 95% less). etc. Progressivism, true to its real definition to the t looks backwards.

Protests as well. Progressive libturds love the good old days of strikes and unions and picket lines and protests. That shit doesn't fit in our world today.

The idea of a protest was to get the government to listen. ....you notice that working much? It's controlled opposition.

Don't protest. Envision how to get what you want and do that. Protests are an idea of the past that no longer fit into our world.
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US draws ‘red line’ for China     (www.rt.com)

submitted by Lovemachine to WorldWar3 2.2 years ago

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I'm pretty sure most of the anti-white racism we see today is from diversity hires who found their way into positions of power and used readily available white NPCs as their drones.     (TellUpgoat)

submitted by Lovemachine to TellUpgoat 2.2 years ago

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I actually wonder if what we see these days is the result of a diversity hire tipping point combined with the NPCs innate desire to fit in and please superiors in their hierarchy.

You know how libtards love the narrative that Trump lied about how the election was stolen and we are all just gullible pitiable fools who got taken advantage of by the bad orange man? Well the true form of that narrative is white people who have been convinced to be self-racist by race traitors on TV who actually hold social status in higher regard than race.
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ctrl+f racis; NYT reminds you they have surrendered to their African conquerors. Take their women and children and do with them as you will but remember they submitted to total domination fully.     (pic8.co)

submitted by Lovemachine to whatever 2.2 years ago

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I for one think we need a word for those who cry racism while being racist. ...shoe dirt.
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Rate my business idea: Doordarshan for non-factory-farmed meats     (AskUpgoat)

submitted by Lovemachine to AskUpgoat 2.2 years ago

4 comments

I guess whole foods does deliver. But still...

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Thought you could use a good laugh     (files.catbox.moe)

submitted by Lovemachine to politics 2.2 years ago

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Painted black, a song by devil contract signer Jim Morison of "the doors" is about preferring death to life.      (music)

submitted by Lovemachine to music 2.2 years ago

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Which by my estimation was his end of the cursed contract in exchange for superstardam.

That's exactly what Satan would want. Someone to write a song seducing people to kill themselves. Jim Morrison is a servant of Satan. Prove me wrong.
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Spin level 9000; climate change and democracy; Joe Biden is good     (pic8.co)

submitted by Lovemachine to whatever 2.2 years ago

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Hey men, how do you minimize pee splatter without sitting down to pee like a girl?     (AskUpgoat)

submitted by Lovemachine to AskUpgoat 2.2 years ago

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I think pee splatter is something we can all agree is a problem.

Every time I pee barefoot I'm like, God fucking dammit. You know? And then I go sit on my couch with those feet? WTF. Not one human with a penis has solved the pee splatter problem? It's too bad only men are good at inventing things.
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Ron Vale (UCSF, HHMI) 1: Molecular Motor Proteins     (youtu.be)

submitted by Lovemachine to videos 2.2 years ago

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Chinese balloon being an EMP dry run is an absurd theory.     (TellUpgoat)

submitted by Lovemachine to TellUpgoat 2.2 years ago

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Alex Jones, The Washington [Examiner](https://www.washingtonexaminer.com/news/washington-secrets/balloons-called-top-delivery-platform-for-nuclear-emp-attack), facts matter, and others are claiming the Chinese balloon was an EMP dry run.

If you think about it though that's not a good weapon for China as it would be responded to with nuclear weapons.

I don't know for sure if that is the protocol but I would bet it is. EMP us and we nuke you.

This EMP narrative is foolish.
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Start a business with me. Make it easier for people to buy meat that isn't factory farmed.     (AskUpgoat)

submitted by Lovemachine to AskUpgoat 2.2 years ago

11 comments

I eat two steaks a day FYI. And two eggs. But I fucking hate the idea of factory farms. It's just not right.

Since I'm never going to find a girlfriend I've decided to do something for the, probably, sum total greatest suffering on Planet earth which is factory farmed animals.

Painting factory farm barns red is nit my style. I'm in it to score points for the afterlife, not make money.

What can we do, make an app or something? Connect plebs with local farmers and butchers? How we do?

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July should be white history month     (TellUpgoat)

submitted by Lovemachine to TellUpgoat 2.2 years ago

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"The current vaccines are not infection-blocking." Bill Gates     (childrenshealthdefense.org)

submitted by Lovemachine to whatever 2.2 years ago

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I wonder if I say that I work at Pfizer on my dating profile if I'll finally get more than a smile from a she-beast.     (TellUpgoat)

submitted by Lovemachine to TellUpgoat 2.3 years ago

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Oh yeah eHarmony works. Sure, that's why it doesn't. None of them do.

The only way to meet women is to drill a hole in their tire and follow them home to provide assistance when it goes flat.
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My favorite thing about the popular 1990s science fiction show Farscape - no black people     (TellUpgoat)

submitted by Lovemachine to TellUpgoat 2.3 years ago

25 comments

Don't get me wrong I'm not racist or anything
But fucking God damn is it nice to watch a good Sci fi show with no fucking blak people.
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Microsoft's purchase of ChatGTP makes perfect sense because they need a respectable AI division to compete with Google's Deepmind , plus a few years ago they publicaly declared chat bots were the future but were unable to deliver a product that matched those claims. There, I said it.     (TellUpgoat)

submitted by Lovemachine to TellUpgoat 2.3 years ago

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