I think pee splatter is something we can all agree is a problem.
Every time I pee barefoot I'm like, God fucking dammit. You know? And then I go sit on my couch with those feet? WTF. Not one human with a penis has solved the pee splatter problem? It's too bad only men are good at inventing things.
Do you stand to read or browse your phone? Fearing to sit while urinating because that might 'make you a girl' is a revelation of a self-image I'd probably not want to share.
But okay, if just hanging it over the side of the bowl isn't an option, pee into a section of 3" PVC pipe as a 'lengthener', and no more splashing.
Do they make some kind paper that's sensitive to pee? The splashers might be interested to tape it around the top of the bowl to see the distribution pattern of the flying urine droplets.
Next time your man has to pee, go in with him and hold his dick so you can see how it aims. That'll help you figure out what your son is going through without having to awkwardly hold the penis of a man you're not married to.
Its the shape of the bowl (standard vs elongated) plus general angle of the plumbing. If you sit and want to ensure success, got to point yourself down.
If you stand you're gonna splatter, there's no two ways about it.
Interestingly either you're aware of this or you are completely oblivious to the fact that not only does urine splatter around the bowl and surrounding area but that you will occasionally but invariably dribble some on the floor and leave little piss puddles at the base of the toilet. This is why I hate carpeted bathrooms, or those little mats the women love to put on the floor so that their feet don't get cold when they sit.
I had my first place when I was like 17. I like to keep things clean, always have, but I also hate cleaning so i quickly figured out that if I sit to pee then I don't need to scrub the toilet nearly as often. So sit it is. I've also heard that the bladder drains more completely but i don't know how true it is.
Unlike fecal matter, pee is not usually a carrier of disease. So some pee sloshed around is, generally, nothing worse than the lingering stench. And that's why we endlessly clever and industrious males haven't invented a solution to pee splatter yet: It's not that great of a problem. And if it bothers really bothers you you can sit.
Transient ballistic flow is governed by the Reynolds number and the Weber number.
With water particularly, surface tension is applicable as dihydrogen-monoxide is polar.
So to reduce surface tension and ejecta a piece of toilet paper skilfully place in the water is well advised, a bit of dish soap likely assists as well. Consider also the structure of the bowl and if particular zones are conducive towards your aims.
Gather this data and plot it and let us know.
This also works with poopies.
It might be possible to mix in some cornstarch and create some kind of gel, that's an area for further study, as well as flushing while peeing, as with a centrifuge ejecta should be thrust outward rather than upwards. Use Faraday's law, the related curl equation.
Which is why I recommend the new and improved "Uranus 505 granular containment system", exclusively sold by FAT ASS HABERDASHERY...here's how it works...simply set the patented segmented circular cardboard tray at the surrounding base of the toilet, insert the space aged plastic liner, a garbage bag will suffice if funds are limited, then fill with "URANUS 505" absorbent granular sand and you're all set...hell, the "URANUS 505" is so efficient that it makes using the toilet practically redundant, especially after consuming an excessive number of your favorite beverages...the "URANUS 505" is so practical that every pesky feline within miles afflicted with toxoplasmosis will want to join you...and if you're a drunken piss tank crawling on the floor the "URANUS 505" allows for the relief of one's bladder while being on one's side while spittle and mucous leaks from facial orifices. Order now while supplies last, just $99.99 ...a sheckleberg & schlomo product.
Go piss outside on a tree like God intended. The Old Testament jews invented the toilet by God's decree so God could walk through the camps of their army without stepping on desecrated ground. However jews worship the devil, so clearly the toilet is an instrument of evil.
Wotan wants you to pee on trees, yahweh wants you to send your pee to a filtration plant where they can filter most of the stuff out and then put the water back into your water supply.
[ - ] Lovemachine [op] 1 point 1.3 yearsFeb 10, 2023 11:37:30 ago (+1/-0)
...I'm saying if you hooked a shop vac up to your toilet and used it like dust collection for a miter saw that might actually eliminate pee splatter. Has anyone tried this?
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But okay, if just hanging it over the side of the bowl isn't an option, pee into a section of 3" PVC pipe as a 'lengthener', and no more splashing.
Do they make some kind paper that's sensitive to pee? The splashers might be interested to tape it around the top of the bowl to see the distribution pattern of the flying urine droplets.
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For some reason my son sometimes sits like spider man on the toilet and I tell him to sit and then it just goes everywhere.
Potty chairs have a pee guard for this reason but not real toilets.
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https://www.amazon.com/Worltra-Device-Splash-Toilet-Lavatory/dp/B073YKS2Y7
I mean, you know, you son should try it.
I mean hey, try it yourself if you want Im not a control freak or anything.
Ok I am a control freak. But that has nothing to do with this. Good luck with spiderman.
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China
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$86.93 at sears. Yikes, my PVC pipe suggestion should be under $10.
Exactly.
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E: Forgot, outside, I just stand and piss on everything, intentionally. The world is my oyster.
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Interestingly either you're aware of this or you are completely oblivious to the fact that not only does urine splatter around the bowl and surrounding area but that you will occasionally but invariably dribble some on the floor and leave little piss puddles at the base of the toilet. This is why I hate carpeted bathrooms, or those little mats the women love to put on the floor so that their feet don't get cold when they sit.
I had my first place when I was like 17. I like to keep things clean, always have, but I also hate cleaning so i quickly figured out that if I sit to pee then I don't need to scrub the toilet nearly as often. So sit it is. I've also heard that the bladder drains more completely but i don't know how true it is.
Unlike fecal matter, pee is not usually a carrier of disease. So some pee sloshed around is, generally, nothing worse than the lingering stench. And that's why we endlessly clever and industrious males haven't invented a solution to pee splatter yet: It's not that great of a problem. And if it bothers really bothers you you can sit.
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Transient ballistic flow is governed by the Reynolds number and the Weber number.
With water particularly, surface tension is applicable as dihydrogen-monoxide is polar.
So to reduce surface tension and ejecta a piece of toilet paper skilfully place in the water is well advised, a bit of dish soap likely assists as well. Consider also the structure of the bowl and if particular zones are conducive towards your aims.
Gather this data and plot it and let us know.
This also works with poopies.
It might be possible to mix in some cornstarch and create some kind of gel, that's an area for further study, as well as flushing while peeing, as with a centrifuge ejecta should be thrust outward rather than upwards. Use Faraday's law, the related curl equation.
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Do not do this. It will get stuck in your pipes and build up over time and clog.
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A synonym of the term faggot and derived from the same term. First created by players of first person shooter games.
"omg stfu gaffot!!1rtfo lolol;olol
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This is exactly the kind of post you would see there.
Hey gaf how do I wipe my bum? Why do tranny holes smell like shit? How to piss gaf?
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FAT ASS HABERDASHERY...here's how it works...simply set the patented segmented circular cardboard tray at the surrounding base of the toilet, insert the space aged plastic liner, a garbage bag will suffice if funds are limited, then fill with "URANUS 505" absorbent granular sand and you're all set...hell, the "URANUS 505" is so efficient that it makes using the toilet practically redundant, especially after consuming an excessive number of your favorite beverages...the "URANUS 505" is so practical that every pesky feline within miles afflicted with toxoplasmosis will want to join you...and if you're a drunken piss tank crawling on the floor the "URANUS 505" allows for the relief of one's bladder while being on one's side while spittle and mucous leaks from facial orifices.
Order now while supplies last, just $99.99 ...a sheckleberg & schlomo product.
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The Old Testament jews invented the toilet by God's decree so God could walk through the camps of their army without stepping on desecrated ground. However jews worship the devil, so clearly the toilet is an instrument of evil.
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What are your pronouns loverboy???
Just bustin yer balls champ. Ya filthy cunt.
Try hitting a tree or a wall to slow the velosity and provide the dampening effect you are looking for. It's all technique.
There is nothing wrong with sitting down just to take a wizzer; although, i hardly ever do it myself.
You could piss into a big gulp container and pour it into the commode, keeps the splash down.
If you shake it more than three times yer playin with it.
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At the risk of being hypocrital and adding to the post, urine is sterile. Don't worry about your couch, unless it starts to stink of piss.
Waiting for the "How do I get piss stink out of my couch post"....
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