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Anus_Expander
Member for: 3.9 years

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votes given: 22435 (+20696/-1739)
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I'm glad Jimmy Carter's dead     (whatever)

submitted by Anus_Expander to whatever 5 months ago

12 comments

Weak, retarded (in spite of being well-educated). Ugly tranny wife, ugly kid (Amy). Started the whole muslim terrorist movement rolling with his weakness during the Iran hostage crisis, which Reagan ended his first day in office (until Bush). Built houses for niggers and White trash (Habitat for Humanity) that didn't deserve it (a grift). Advised Americans to put on a sweater to combat high fuel prices (faggy).

Brother Billy would have made an excellent President.
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LOL....Bezos gonna marry Lauren Sanchez FUUUUUUCK     (whatever)

submitted by Anus_Expander to whatever 5 months ago

20 comments

the dumbass had to gibs 25 BILLION to his first wife already. This fukn demonic beaner Sanchez gonna CLEAN HIM OUT now, kek...what a DUMBASS!! They are having a 600 MILLION dollar wedding in Aspen. Fuckn CUCK!
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Thank Kek this Christmas bullshit is over with     (whatever)

submitted by Anus_Expander to whatever 5 months ago

14 comments

Now I just have to suffer through NYE, then life can get back to normal. HOLIDAYS ARE RETARDED.
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I almost had passionate sex with Helena     (whatever)

submitted by Anus_Expander to whatever 5 months ago

24 comments

Motel 6, East Orlando, 2019: during my last ether binge (never again, I swear!) I slid into PWH's DMs and convinced her to drive down from Jersey to 'git jiggy wit me' (my exact words, cringe..). She arrived disheveled, reeking of Franzia. All business, she snorted a crushed Adderall and bellowed 'WHIP IT OUT, AND SHOW IT HARD, FAGGOT!!' Suddenly this seemed like a terrible idea, possibly my worst ever. Shivering, I dropped my pants. Helena pointed at my genitals and screeched 'IS THAT A FLEA BITE, NIGGER??' Crying and cursing, I pulled my pants up and left, her booming guffaws ringing in my ears. To this very day, she sends me laff emojis.
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REMINDER that Catholicism is the ONLY guaranteed path to Heaven and eternal life at the side of Mary and Jesus     (whatever)

submitted by Anus_Expander to whatever 6 months ago

24 comments

I am PROUD to eat the flesh and drink the blood of Christ every Sunday at church. I CRY when I pray the rosary to Mary, Queen of the Universe. If you disagree, Hell awaits you, faggot.
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Syria's overthrow is part of the Greater Israel Project     (whatever)

submitted by Anus_Expander to whatever 6 months ago

28 comments

Planned for decades. Let's dissect:

--Assad fambly is Aryan. He goes to church on Christmas.

--He denies the holohoax, but laid a wreath at the Armenian genocide memorial

--Syria has no jew central bank

--he has always protected Christians, there are many churches in Syria

--the Greater Pissrael Project has been an open secret for decades

--US and Pissrael funded, armed, and trained the 'rebels' (jew mercenaries) over 10 years ago

--Assad never gassed anyone, that was proven fake and gay

--he is beloved by most of his people

--Blump is 100% committed to the jew cause, whatever they want

--Syria will be absorbed into Pissrael in the next year
0
Is Helena right about all Goats being 'psychos'??     (whatever)

submitted by Anus_Expander to whatever 6 months ago

52 comments

I agree, but exclude myself.
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City of Angels---Ladytron.........cold, lush elektro     (www.youtube.com)

submitted by Anus_Expander to music 6 months ago

2 comments

listen loud with headphones, or u r gae
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Have a very AE Thanksgibsing     (media.gab.com)

submitted by Anus_Expander to whatever 6 months ago

10 comments

Queeri, KYS.
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Should I try FB dating? Has anyone here used it successfully?     (whatever)

submitted by Anus_Expander to whatever 6 months ago

57 comments

It's free, but I hate Zuckerberg. Very conflicted. I refuse to use a paid OLD site. Any success stories? I'm just lookin for a gal that will hold my big toe, til it's time to go.
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IT'S HABBENING! Today is 'Tell Queeri To Eat Shit Day'!!!     (whatever)

submitted by Anus_Expander to whatever 7 months ago

8 comments

Tell him early and often. Except Helena, she simps for him, which is very bizarre because I simp ENDLESSLY for her.
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Tomorrow (Sunday) is 'Tell Queeri To Eat Shit Day'     (whatever)

submitted by Anus_Expander to whatever 7 months ago

31 comments

After he makes a comment or post, please reply only with 'EAT SHIT!'

It is a proud Voat tradition, that I am starting just now.

BONUS: you may also go back and add 'EAT SHIT!' to his past comments and posts.
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No-nut November is hikki cope     (whatever)

submitted by Anus_Expander to whatever 7 months ago

0 comments

Please join me for Nonstop Nut November! Your prostate will love it!
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'Swarthy little manlet' is my new favorite slur     (whatever)

submitted by Anus_Expander to whatever 7 months ago

12 comments

credit: Uncle Chud.

EXAMPLE: Queeri is a swarthy little manlet, and should rope immediately.
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AE's handy guide for using apostrophes     (whatever)

submitted by Anus_Expander to whatever 7 months ago

20 comments

When in doubt, just leave it out.

---most people use them wrongly, most of the time. Not just teepeeniggers, even White folks!

If you think a word MIGHT need an apostrophe, but you are uncertain, then it probably does not.
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Finally perfected my time machine, am traveling to 1936 Germany...very exciting!     (whatever)

submitted by Anus_Expander to whatever 7 months ago

15 comments

I will become Herr Hitler's trusted advisor, based on my extensive knowledge of history. The new timeline gonna be WILD! Suggestions?
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So glad this Satanic/retarded Halloween shit is over     (whatever)

submitted by Anus_Expander to whatever 7 months ago

36 comments

Garish lawn decorations, retards making a spectacle of themselves in retarded costumes...teaching children to go to strangers' houses and accept candy...now I gotta suffer through two months of Christmas bullshit. WHEN WILL MY SUFFERING END????
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Blump: the nigger candidate     (media.gab.com)

submitted by Anus_Expander to whatever 8 months ago

16 comments

or should I say 'kikenigger'??

@Trumpman1488
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A band I played with got scolded for playin too loud     (whatever)

submitted by Anus_Expander to whatever 8 months ago

23 comments

...a few days ago, it's my main band. 3 songs in! 'BAWWWWWWW! TURN IT DOWN! BAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!'

--at the end, we were offered 3 more gigs because of the enthusiastic patrons. We kicked ass. FUCK BOOMERS!!
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Mein Papa just informed me he is voting for Queen Dumbass     (whatever)

submitted by Anus_Expander to whatever 8 months ago

25 comments

'that Trump says mean things!'

I mean, it doesn't matter which puppet is in the Oral Office, the jews behind the curtain give the orders, but still. I am not a Blump fan, but would rather see a Whiteman 'in charge' than a mischling mutt streetshitter married to a kikeman. OPTICS, PEOPLE!! OPTICS!!
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Muh HAARP hurricane: no     (whatever)

submitted by Anus_Expander to whatever 8 months ago

14 comments

I mean...maybe, but the deadliest US hurricane was in the year 1900, Galveston, 8000 dead. There have always been hurricanes. Florida had 120 since 1850. Driving a SUV does nothing to influence the weather.
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Reminder:     (whatever)

submitted by Anus_Expander to whatever 8 months ago

23 comments

In 2011, after the Haiti earthquake, the 82nd Airborne from NC was there in 48 HOURS, bringing tons of supplies to the voodooniggers. The 82nd SPECIALIZES in this kind of thing. Thousands are dead in NC, Tennessee, Georgia, and FL. The government wants us DEAD.
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I donated another $1000 to Kamala...     (whatever)

submitted by Anus_Expander to whatever 8 months ago

9 comments

...that's 3k so far. Anonymously, but in the 'notes' section I typed 'blessings from @Trumpman1488'. Hope it helps!
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Leatherette--Grace Jones     (www.youtube.com)

submitted by Anus_Expander to SmedleysPorch 8 months ago

3 comments

the whole video is great--'One Man Show'
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AGENT GWI     (i.imgflip.com)

submitted by Anus_Expander to whatever 8 months ago

3 comments