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SmedleysPorch

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Come all ye for creative writing, drunken porch monkey talk, sobriety talk, music, odd and weird historical shit. What have you. From high brow to low brow

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Elliott Smith - brand new game     (m.youtube.com)
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Uranium glass room original content     (www.bandlab.com)
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Rope swing on a dying tree original content     (www.bandlab.com)
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Kenosis (1-20-21) original content     (SmedleysPorch)
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If that old cherry tree weren't chopped down
It's rotted enough to fall now
Most times finding wild truth
Is too late, too many duped

Wait for swans, thick rubber neck
To launch from geisha pirouette
Land pose as samurai flexing
Cuisses, assets, menacing

The merchants last exchange and fleece
Fill cabinets before they flee
Or better results - Spain, Portugal
Damaged, decline, but tribe expulsed

Warning without evangelion
Macready couldn't understand their tongue
Beware that web never spreads abated
And there's no going back to the garden naked
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I know one thing original content     (www.bandlab.com)
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Used these exorcist approved chants for yoga      (m.youtube.com)
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Elliott Smith performing "Birthday Boy" by Ween     (m.youtube.com)
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It's a Long Way to Mukumbura (feat. Leprechaun) - lol Rhodesian nigger fighting songs!      (www.youtube.com)
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Shopping Trolley - Beth Orton     (SmedleysPorch)
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recorded on 13mm virgin vinyl.



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pZ5oVkGUyRI
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Merle Haggard - I Think I'll Just Stay Here And Drink     (www.youtube.com)
submitted by lord_nougat to SmedleysPorch 3 months ago (+5/-0)
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Pixies - No 13 Baby     (www.youtube.com)
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WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM LIFE - The Tubes     (www.youtube.com)
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-aTbKZcyB20

Good night, you lot.

If I should wake again tommorow, I apologise in advance.
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Geodesic original content     (www.bandlab.com)
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"The Gates of Alexander" original content     (SmedleysPorch)
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What did Alexander trap behind his Iron gated wall in the Caucasus
In an 18 foot pass between peaks
The breasts of the world
Pliny the Elder said divided the world
Into two portions
I'll spare you Josephus

Who are Gog and Magog
Scofield mislead Christians
To believe to be Russia
And where is this wall

Some place it at the Caspian Gates at Derbent
- the only surviving Sassanid fortress
To block the Dagestanis
Others, the wall of Khumbalgarh
In North West India, sighted by
Chinese explorer Hsien Twang

In the Travels of Marco Polo
These people are identified as Cumanians
Who meddled in the politics of the Caucuses
And infiltrated the elite of many European empires
- located farther north in Cathay,
Believed to be China

A Surat in the Qur'an attributes Alexander's Gates to Dhul-Qarnayn
- the two horned one, or one of two ages
(Became the phrase 'at wits end' in Brewer's)

In Islamic lore the wall and Gog/Magog
Known as Yajuj and Majuj
Exist in an invisible realm
Until the end of days

The Persian epic Shahnameh
Describes them as giant cannibal
Demon sorcerers called Divs
Who dwell in a land called Mazandoran
Like the child stealing demons Al
They're part of almost every single folklore
In the Middle East and Southern Europe
Except for Israel

According to the Travels of
Sir John Mandeville
These trapped entities are thought to be
The lost tribes - cursed reprobate
Sons of Cain
- many identified as Edomites or Khazars

In the end times
A fox digs a hole
Beneath Alexander's Gate
And the astonished monsters
Never seeing a fox before, follow it
To wage war on humanity
With the Antichrist

Wherever this time, place, or beings are
We're surrounded by foxes
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This (is what they took from us) used to be down the road     (files.catbox.moe)
submitted by Smedleys_Butler to SmedleysPorch 4 months ago (+18/-1)
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Passage from Pow Wow; The Long Lost Friend     (files.catbox.moe)
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Before I Go (Live Acoustic)     (m.youtube.com)
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1 Hour of Gurdjieff's Music Compilation - arr. for violin & strings     (m.youtube.com)
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Well, I may not become a music therapist, but feel free to check out my new album Flea Market and other tracks. Merry Christmas goats original content     (www.bandlab.com)
submitted by Smedleys_Butler to SmedleysPorch 4 months ago (+8/-0)
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Emet or met     (SmedleysPorch)
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Aurelius - Satyrs original content     (www.bandlab.com)
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All is Artifice original content     (SmedleysPorch)
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Mists behind, and hidden sheaths

No sleep till flatland
Don't forget to tip hat man

All is artifice
Time is a fickle bastard
Chasing a widow

If you got it that bad
Maher-shalal-hash-baz

All is water, fall for wheat
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"I went back to Ohio" the Pretenders      (m.youtube.com)
submitted by BoozyB to SmedleysPorch 5 months ago (+6/-0)
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https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=thu8DWsirJo

Some of you may recognize the intro..
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Jughandles original content     (www.bandlab.com)
submitted by Smedleys_Butler to SmedleysPorch 5 months ago (+2/-0)
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This painting fucked up the Bulgarians or some shit      (m.youtube.com)
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