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Is Helena right about all Goats being 'psychos'??
submitted by Anus_Expander to whatever 6 monthsDec 1, 2024 12:08:14 ago (+2/-2) (whatever)

I agree, but exclude myself.

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[ - ] Cantaloupe 5 points 6 monthsDec 1, 2024 12:17:08 ago (+6/-1)

That's improbable

Everyone seems well balanced and polite

[ + ] Anus_Expander

[ - ] Anus_Expander [op] 2 points 6 monthsDec 1, 2024 12:25:10 ago (+2/-0)

KYS

[ + ] Drstrangestgov

[ - ] Drstrangestgov 5 points 6 monthsDec 1, 2024 12:29:14 ago (+5/-0)

Except this guy. He likes to lick stinky butts

[ + ] Nosferatjew

[ - ] Nosferatjew 1 point 6 monthsDec 1, 2024 13:48:48 ago (+1/-0)

Are there butts that are not stinky?

[ + ] Drstrangestgov

[ - ] Drstrangestgov 0 points 6 monthsDec 1, 2024 14:35:53 ago (+0/-0)

Nope

[ - ] con77 0 points 6 monthsDec 1, 2024 14:52:11 ago (+0/-0)

I always made her wash it good first.

[ + ] Cantaloupe

[ - ] Cantaloupe 1 point 6 monthsDec 1, 2024 22:11:23 ago (+1/-0)

Sounds kinda ass-backward

[ - ] con77 3 points 6 monthsDec 1, 2024 14:51:06 ago (+3/-0)

When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro

[ + ] Anus_Expander

[ - ] Anus_Expander [op] 1 point 6 monthsDec 1, 2024 14:52:37 ago (+1/-0)

One of my catchphrases, especially when I'm hittin the ether

[ - ] con77 0 points 6 monthsDec 1, 2024 14:53:57 ago (+0/-0)

Shrooms baby

[ + ] Anus_Expander

[ - ] Anus_Expander [op] 0 points 6 monthsDec 1, 2024 14:57:10 ago (+0/-0)

They interfere with muh piano practice, so I almost never do them anymore

[ - ] con77 0 points 6 monthsDec 1, 2024 18:20:03 ago (+0/-0)

Fo realz?

[ + ] Anus_Expander

[ - ] Anus_Expander [op] 1 point 6 monthsDec 1, 2024 21:13:40 ago (+1/-0)

frz

[ - ] VitaminSieg 2 points 6 monthsDec 1, 2024 12:52:10 ago (+2/-0)

PWH is the real psycho

[ + ] Anus_Expander

[ - ] Anus_Expander [op] 0 points 6 monthsDec 1, 2024 12:57:56 ago (+0/-0)

She's one of 2 ppl I always agree with tho

[ + ] Belfuro

[ - ] Belfuro 2 points 6 monthsDec 1, 2024 13:08:23 ago (+2/-0)

She couldn't even fo the basic function of breeding.

Listening to her is like listening to someone who passes out from forgetting to breathe.

[ + ] Anus_Expander

[ - ] Anus_Expander [op] 1 point 6 monthsDec 1, 2024 13:58:13 ago (+1/-0)

But her man-hating analysis is always on point!

[ + ] Belfuro

[ - ] Belfuro 0 points 6 monthsDec 1, 2024 13:09:10 ago (+0/-0)

Also, you just announced that you are feminine. Raised by women for women.

[ + ] Anus_Expander

[ - ] Anus_Expander [op] 0 points 6 monthsDec 1, 2024 13:59:29 ago (+0/-0)

Just bcuz I simp for Helena, does NOT make me feminine...in fact, it AFFIRMS my raw masculinity.

[ - ] con77 0 points 6 monthsDec 1, 2024 14:53:19 ago (+0/-0)

Who's the other

[ + ] Anus_Expander

[ - ] Anus_Expander [op] 0 points 6 monthsDec 1, 2024 14:57:25 ago (+0/-0)

Me, of course

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 1 point 6 monthsDec 2, 2024 01:36:50 ago (+1/-0)

Bro, you need to get laid. Pay for it, if you have to.

[ + ] Anus_Expander

[ - ] Anus_Expander [op] 0 points 6 monthsDec 2, 2024 07:42:00 ago (+0/-0)

So she can steal my resources when I'm passed out afterwards? Naw.

[ + ] Gowithit

[ - ] Gowithit 0 points 6 monthsDec 2, 2024 07:43:10 ago (+0/-0)

you're doing it wrong.

[ + ] Anus_Expander

[ - ] Anus_Expander [op] 0 points 6 monthsDec 2, 2024 07:44:49 ago (+0/-0)

My resources are intact = u r gey.

[ + ] Gowithit

[ - ] Gowithit 0 points 6 monthsDec 2, 2024 07:48:09 ago (+0/-0)

no one wants your cat,relax.

[ + ] Anus_Expander

[ - ] Anus_Expander [op] 0 points 6 monthsDec 2, 2024 07:49:23 ago (+0/-0)

I also have a year's supply of canned ravioli and beef stew

[ + ] Gowithit

[ - ] Gowithit 0 points 6 monthsDec 2, 2024 07:54:15 ago (+0/-0)

You sure? Don't be too sure. I thought I had 6 months of meat and it was only 4. Never think you have enough,thats how you fuck up.

[ + ] Anus_Expander

[ - ] Anus_Expander [op] 0 points 6 monthsDec 2, 2024 08:03:17 ago (+0/-0)

I totally forgot about the case of Campbell's Bean and Bacon soup in the attic, that's another month of survival

[ - ] Joe_McCarthy 1 point 6 monthsDec 1, 2024 17:11:08 ago (+1/-0)

For some strange reason she assumes all the idiots here are real users.

[ + ] Anus_Expander

[ - ] Anus_Expander [op] 0 points 6 monthsDec 1, 2024 21:13:08 ago (+0/-0)

She doesnt even know I'm a Mossad bot 😅

[ + ] Joe_McCarthy

[ - ] Joe_McCarthy 0 points 6 monthsDec 2, 2024 14:14:29 ago (+0/-0)*

Not that she's exactly Ms. Congeniality herself. I still haven't gotten an apology or retraction for her lie I posted child pornography. Honestly, as much as I share her distaste for the clown show around here - there are few things more atrocious than her behavior there.

This place is quite textbook though in mapping COINTELPRO style activity.

https://www.upgoat.net/viewpost?postid=61ebd216aede7&commentid=61f3b7f7bafc9

A good rule of thumb is if it seems like it's too stupid to be real it's probably because it is.

[ - ] Gowithit 1 point 6 monthsDec 1, 2024 12:23:18 ago (+2/-1)

Everyone loves a narcissist when they are on their side.

[ + ] Anus_Expander

[ - ] Anus_Expander [op] 2 points 6 monthsDec 1, 2024 12:24:53 ago (+2/-0)

Really? I hate everyone.

[ + ] VitaminSieg

[ - ] VitaminSieg 1 point 6 monthsDec 1, 2024 12:51:35 ago (+1/-0)

Narcissists don't have sides.

[ + ] Nosferatjew

[ - ] Nosferatjew 2 points 6 monthsDec 1, 2024 13:46:49 ago (+2/-0)

Especially the fat ones like Helena. Get it? Because she's round, like a circle, and circles don't have sides.

[ + ] Imsickofmakingusernames

[ - ] Imsickofmakingusernames 0 points 6 monthsDec 2, 2024 08:08:39 ago (+0/-0)

Their side.

[ + ] Nosferatjew

[ - ] Nosferatjew 1 point 6 monthsDec 1, 2024 13:45:16 ago (+1/-0)

The key is to harness and weaponize the narcissism of others.

[ + ] dirtywhiteboy

[ - ] dirtywhiteboy 0 points 6 monthsDec 1, 2024 14:01:14 ago (+0/-0)

what about niggers?

[ + ] Gowithit

[ - ] Gowithit 1 point 6 monthsDec 1, 2024 14:09:05 ago (+1/-0)*

What about you?

ba dum tiss

you took after your mom leaving yourself wide open like that. smh

[ + ] dirtywhiteboy

[ - ] dirtywhiteboy 0 points 6 monthsDec 1, 2024 14:22:59 ago (+0/-0)

im just wondering because you're admittedly a nigger

why are you here again

[ + ] Gowithit

[ - ] Gowithit 0 points 6 monthsDec 1, 2024 14:24:50 ago (+0/-0)

https://www.upgoat.net/viewpost?postid=6716579ab1aa9&commentid=67165bcc61f06

[ + ] dirtywhiteboy

[ - ] dirtywhiteboy 0 points 6 monthsDec 1, 2024 14:27:44 ago (+0/-0)

but why must you nig everything up along the way?

[ + ] Gowithit

[ - ] Gowithit 0 points 6 monthsDec 1, 2024 14:28:34 ago (+0/-0)

your honor, he's flailing!

[ + ] Anus_Expander

[ - ] Anus_Expander [op] 0 points 6 monthsDec 1, 2024 14:54:19 ago (+0/-0)

'Bailiff, whack his pee-pee'

[ + ] dirtywhiteboy

[ - ] dirtywhiteboy 0 points 6 monthsDec 1, 2024 14:56:54 ago (+0/-0)

nigwithit nigging

[ - ] RMGoetbbels 0 points 6 monthsDec 1, 2024 15:19:02 ago (+0/-0)

Some of us need to dial back the crazy a little.

[ + ] Anus_Expander

[ - ] Anus_Expander [op] 1 point 6 monthsDec 1, 2024 16:14:07 ago (+1/-0)

Queeri needs to neck himself

[ + ] RMGoetbbels

[ - ] RMGoetbbels 0 points 6 monthsDec 1, 2024 17:10:32 ago (+0/-0)

Maybe if you asked him nicely? Have you tried that yet?

[ + ] Anus_Expander

[ - ] Anus_Expander [op] 0 points 6 monthsDec 1, 2024 21:14:30 ago (+0/-0)

I have pleaded, cajoled, suggested, ordered, begged...nothing works, yet.

[ - ] albatrosv15 0 points 6 monthsDec 1, 2024 14:19:52 ago (+0/-0)

Only psycho expands anuses.

[ - ] xmasskull 0 points 6 monthsDec 1, 2024 14:15:22 ago (+0/-0)

Helena right? That'll be the day.