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i_scream_trucks
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Dr Miracle. Still better than a diversity hire.     (files.catbox.moe)

submitted by i_scream_trucks to whatever 8 months ago

2 comments

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How i feel about 'Coof justice'     (files.catbox.moe)

submitted by i_scream_trucks to whatever 8 months ago

0 comments

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Have to rant. Have to do it. PSA for australian sedan buyers     (cars)

submitted by i_scream_trucks to cars 8 months ago

5 comments

For the love of god. Why. Why are Ford Falcons a thing. By all means, test drive them. But make sure you jump into the corresponding years Commodore. You wont buy the Ford. I literally dont know why they became a thing. Its a fucking beige cardigan coloured barge with apparently just as much power as a commonwhore.... but it sure as shit aint anywhere useful (maybe should made it somewhere low down... counteract the fffffffffffffffucking air con)
Im revising my old opinion of the things whining a bit but then still speeding up. You have to thrash the fucker to get any speed out of it, and then it doesnt want to do anything but stay on that speed, doesnt want to go faster or slow down. And this motherfucker is ultra low ks and almost everything in it replaced, not even a tick from the fanbelt.

Owned this fucking thing for all of 2 hours and i already want to rip loose bits off it and throw them out the window. FORD CANT EVEN MAKE A USEABLE CUPHOLDER FFS of all things. Anyway, cant destroy it like a teen edgelord, or i cant trade it in for something a but more... mobile, in 6 months. All its done is put me right off looking at Explorers or FGX's

Just. Fucking. Why.

/rant
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TMW dinner delivers itself.      (files.catbox.moe)

submitted by i_scream_trucks to AnimalsBeingBros 8 months ago

3 comments

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Vitamin SUPPLEMENTS are not REPLACEMENTS. Anything pharma owned vitamins does, can be done by eating right. Stop being a fatty first.     (whatever)

submitted by i_scream_trucks to whatever 8 months ago

23 comments

Theres faggotry afoot, someone keeps anon posting ads for vitamin websites because 'we need them'

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Wow. Cant believe the media are retarded enough to actually play the 'Taylor Swift will make america vote blue' meme joke card created by trolls 5 years ago     (archive.is)

submitted by i_scream_trucks to Newsofthestupid 9 months ago

3 comments

To shocked to 'lol bottomtext'
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Man fucch dat Nasturtium chunt. Mohammed! Habib! Take da wheel, u leh!     (www.youtube.com)

submitted by i_scream_trucks to Christianity 9 months ago

0 comments

Lol aaah fuck this joke is unfunny.
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BREAKING NEWS - First footage of 'Friday Night Guitar Thread' leaks online! Exclusive to Upgoat.... because no one else cares!     (youtu.be)

submitted by i_scream_trucks to WTF 9 months ago

7 comments

LOL Bottomtext.

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F me. Niggers themselves have given the answer on how to deal with nigger land grabs. Why didnt we think of this before?     (archive.is)

submitted by i_scream_trucks to Newsofthestupid 9 months ago

5 comments

tl;dr - 'Unknown' aboriginal woman claiming to descend from a 'light skinned aboriginal woman' in the 1820s has just gone and fucked up a bunch of greedy niggers from profiting from a white business... by blocking development on a goldmine on 'their' (its not theirs but ill overlook it for the purpose of this post) land, because of 'sacred water rights, that absolutely wont and arent intended to affect the possibility of development of the mine'

Mining company pulled out immediately and wrote it off as a $195 million dollar loss.

GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO ABORIGINALITY!

So the lesson to be learned is, every single time one of these pro nigger land grab deals goes through, just as theyre about to green light something that will make them lots of money (which is why they grabbed that specific piece of land, they aint snatching random patches in the desert) you let them get to the point that theyre going to break ground on something, then pretend to be another nigger and object and claim your ancestors are hurting over the development.
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Palindrome - Focus - Go learn this sucker on drums and have fun =D     (youtu.be)

submitted by i_scream_trucks to music 9 months ago

3 comments

LOL. Something missing.
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Fuck you MasterSupressionTechnique this shits stuck in my head now.     (www.youtube.com)

submitted by i_scream_trucks to music 10 months ago

5 comments

Pretty much the only Floyd cover thats better than the already awesome original.

But it did take Brian May and Dave Grohl to do it.
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Soy filled vegan hosts 'GUISESRS!' live chat for the animals. Goes exactly as expected.     (www.youtube.com)

submitted by i_scream_trucks to WTF 10 months ago

8 comments

Jump to about 38 minutes for epic triggering.
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Been invited to DJ at a Global Flat Earth Convention. Need a playlist. Wat do?     (FlattardClassroom)

submitted by i_scream_trucks to FlattardClassroom 10 months ago

15 comments

Dangus has the first answer -
Around the World - Daft Punk
1000 Miles - The Proclaimers
All Around the World - Oasis
Fly Me To The Moon - Frank Sinatra
In America - Neil Diamond
I Still Call Australia Home - Peter Allen
99 Luftballoons - Nena (there is no am horizont on a flat earth and balloons arent real nor can they float upwards. apparently. or something.)

PS - most of these suggestions are bloody awful. FAIL!
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How Flattards think international travel works     (files.catbox.moe)

submitted by i_scream_trucks to FlattardClassroom 10 months ago

1 comments

Note the walls restricting you from going north or south... international parctic treaty? guarded by the Konami Royal Navy?
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Every time a flat tard presses the 'Submit Post' button     (files.catbox.moe)

submitted by i_scream_trucks to FlattardClassroom 10 months ago

0 comments

Lol bottom text.
No thats a lie.
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Water BTFO by half truths, misinformation, appeal to authority, redefinition, renaming something safe to appear menacing and dangerous, and demanding money to save world from safe thing.     (files.catbox.moe)

submitted by i_scream_trucks to NewsoftheFucktards 10 months ago

2 comments

Got bored. Might do a 'Global Flat Earth Alliance' expose later. Any idiot can write something in a way where theyre knowingly lying but also telling the truth.
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For those moments when youre still fucking funny, but not quite as fucking funny as you usually are...     (files.catbox.moe)

submitted by i_scream_trucks to KEK 10 months ago

3 comments

lol bottomtext
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Dont know whether to be triggered or amused. Definitely amusing.     (whatever)

submitted by i_scream_trucks to whatever 10 months ago

9 comments

So i get a bit bored at night and ive got a nice car at the moment so im like fuckit, midnight spin, joint, snack, bed. Kind of wanted to check this joint out because they do 'Philly cheesesteak subs' *trigger warning, you will never actually get a real one here, its... whatever the store wants it to be*

So im like 'Ill have a philly cheesesteak sub' 'ok burger' 'no, sub' 'oh... you mean wrap?' 'long roll... sub' point at menu and picture of actual sub... 'no solly we dont do sub' 'ok a wrap. two potato cakes, a dim sim, and ill get some chips. oh and some mayo on the side for the chips' 'ok'

sit around for 15 minutes, get the food, get to the car, open the bag, no mayo on the side, no mayo on the chips. straight up im like oh fuck here we go...

this idiot has put literally an entire jar of fucking mayonnaise on top of this sliced beef and fucking.... not even cheese wiz filled up fucking thing thats that full of.... absolute fucking shit it cant even be wrapped up properly, and ive just noped out. gets thrown at the general direction of the shop door (fuckin clean up your mess yourselves, ive already wasted enough time) an hour later im munching harder than when i left.

not even pissed, im genuinely trying to work out how this fuckwit even made that connection in the first place outside of 'white people have to add mayonnaise to everything' - well maybe but the shit is like vegimite, you dont put a fucking jar of it on anything, and you dont put it on shit that already has something like peanut fucking butter on it!

not a rant either, just bored shitless.
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How to identify a pagan     (files.catbox.moe)

submitted by i_scream_trucks to Christcucks 10 months ago

1 comments

Lol bottom text
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Drip, drip, drip     (files.catbox.moe)

submitted by i_scream_trucks to NewsoftheFucktards 12 months ago

4 comments

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China posts Bosstown Dynamics remix as 'New Tech' Propaganda. news.com.au takes the bait.     (files.catbox.moe)

submitted by i_scream_trucks to Newsofthestupid 1 year ago

5 comments

LOLBOTTOMTEXT
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I think @ProudRebel just figured out what happened to Dra'nakyuek     (files.catbox.moe)

submitted by i_scream_trucks to WTF 1 year ago

0 comments

lol top text
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No power no running water (electric pump) 3 days now and possibly another 6...     (Australia)

submitted by i_scream_trucks to Australia 1.3 years ago

11 comments

Still waiting for the raping looting and pillaging to start.

Supermarkets petrol stations and a couple of random restaurants on built in or rented gennies but most of the two nearest suburbs closed up and not even traffic lights going. Hell McShits is even closed. Ya get down the mountain and back into the metro burbs about a half hour away and all is normal.

I can still get my ass to work so no biggy...
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Optus "wasn't hacked"     (technology)

submitted by i_scream_trucks to technology 1.6 years ago

6 comments

And yet suddenly I've had two emails in two days from internal optus email addresses explaining "we are find problem with your account"
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Formula E not woke enough. Meet Formula Gay.     (www.the-race.com)

submitted by i_scream_trucks to whatever 1.6 years ago

5 comments