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When You Bring A Stick...     (zb10-7gsop1v78.bitchute.com)
submitted by BulletStopper to Newsofthestupid 1 month ago (+32/-1)
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...to a car fight.

Idiot must have thought he was winning. Right up until he lost.
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New Horizons in stupidity: should being against red hair be a hate crime?     (www.newstatesman.com)
submitted by MichelleObamasPenis to Newsofthestupid 1 month ago (+0/-0)
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Trump Says He's Too Rich To Post Bond In Carroll Defamation Case      (abovethelaw.com)
submitted by Sal_180 to Newsofthestupid 1 month ago (+0/-2)
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"...because of the aging..."     (files.catbox.moe)
submitted by boekanier to Newsofthestupid 2 months ago (+24/-0)
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Super Bowl Rigged for Chiefs so Taylor Swift Can Sway Presidency, Claims Ex Candidate     (www.si.com)
submitted by Sal_180 to Newsofthestupid 2 months ago (+8/-0)
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It is a felony to harm a lizard     (www.thesmokinggun.com)
submitted by Panic to Newsofthestupid 2 months ago (+2/-0)
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https://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/animals/gecko-garbage-disposal-869215

Crazy bitch story. But the funny part is that the article actually used the GEICO gecko image for the story. Priceless.
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Excessively farting passenger forces American Airlines flight to turn around     (nypost.com)
submitted by Scyber to Newsofthestupid 2 months ago (+2/-0)
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Alex Jones Interviews Brother Nathanael Kapner, Deletes Interview     (dailystormer.in)
submitted by lord_nougat to Newsofthestupid 3 months ago (+13/-1)
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Transvestite Lt. Colonel: "Inclusion Is a National Security Imperative"     (rumble.com)
submitted by iSnark to Newsofthestupid 3 months ago (+2/-1)
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REAL MEN of GENIUS: Here's to you Mr. Machete & Knife carrying idiot on US Capitol grounds...     (www.wusa9.com)
submitted by iSnark to Newsofthestupid 3 months ago (+5/-0)
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https://www.wusa9.com/article/news/local/dc/police-arrest-man-carrying-machete-knife-east-front-us-capitol/65-8bd2989e-35f7-44dc-be31-0e2097e61066

Illegal Aliens of no fixed address: Getting a little TOO close to home for the politicians taste...
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Thanksgiving Bug Dinner      (files.catbox.moe)
submitted by Wolfspider to Newsofthestupid 4 months ago (+4/-0)
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Breatheology     (files.catbox.moe)
submitted by UncleDoug to Newsofthestupid 5 months ago (+20/-0)
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Some top notch reporting from Vox.     (img.gvid.tv)
submitted by soupnazi to Newsofthestupid 5 months ago (+15/-0)
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Delta flight forced into emergency landing by passenger’s diarrhea: ‘This is a biohazard’     (nypost.com)
submitted by Scyber to Newsofthestupid 7 months ago (+4/-0)
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Biden's Army. Sorry soldiers, no food for you     (www.military.com)
submitted by Panic to Newsofthestupid 8 months ago (+19/-0)
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You Voted For It Twice Fucktards     (archive.md)
submitted by Clubberlang to Newsofthestupid 8 months ago (+1/-0)
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https://archive.md/Iw4Nu

Nobody voted to have their living standards destroyed by Labor’s reckless mass immigration

Dan the dicktator is the epitome of a kangajew.
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Onlyfans Decides To Get Into The Beer Business      (archive.md)
submitted by Clubberlang to Newsofthestupid 8 months ago (+2/-0)
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Youtube video of the doomed sub to the Titanic from 10 months ago. Notice its plethora of safety and modern features!     (www.youtube.com)
submitted by RobertJHarsh to Newsofthestupid 10 months ago (+12/-0)
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ClkytJa0ghc

This story keeps getting better.
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Pink Floyd legend Roger Waters probed by cops after performing in ‘Nazi-style’ uniform in Berlin     (www.the-sun.com)
submitted by Scyber to Newsofthestupid 10 months ago (+5/-0)
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https://www.the-sun.com/entertainment/8212412/pink-floyd-roger-waters-probed-cops-performin-nazi-uniform/

Pink Floyd bassist Roger Waters faces a police investigation for dressing in Nazi-style uniform for a concert in Germany.

The musician, 79, wore a black trench coat with a red armband as he appeared to mimic the SS outfit from World War Two.
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Weight Loss Drug Ozempic Is Making Fatties Literally Shit The Bed     (www.dailymail.co.uk)
submitted by Scyber to Newsofthestupid 11 months ago (+15/-0)
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Police: Man Shot Roommate Over Hot Pocket      (www.thesmokinggun.com)
submitted by Scyber to Newsofthestupid 11 months ago (+7/-0)
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Colorado driver tries switching places with dog to avoid DUI     (www.msn.com)
submitted by Scyber to Newsofthestupid 11 months ago (+12/-1)
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I got 'Agent Smith'ed' today and came to a realisation i probably already knew...     (Newsofthestupid)
submitted by i_scream_trucks to Newsofthestupid 1.2 years ago (+29/-1)
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For the last two days in Melbourne we have had the following on news.com.au which you tend to browse on your phone or computer rather than it being in the newspaper -

"Crazy conspiracy theory involving 15 minute cities"

The body of the article then describes state government policy again, highly illegal Vic Government Policy, see - Human Rights and Responsibilities Act 2006 Section 12 on the 'trial' of 15 minute cities. Then footnotes it with 'a crazy conspiracy' again. Literally describes, and calls it the government trial.

At work before i left, questions were asked about a number of MASSIVE screens which have now gone up in the local area slap bang in the middle of major highways and major arterials in the area im living in.

The sole thing i said was 'Yes thats to do with the 15 minute city trial'

'OH THATS JUST A CONSPIRACY THEORY'

In my mind, im like.... are you fucking retarded? (knowing the answer) - Shes seen 'Conspiracy theory' and rolled her eyes at the headline without reading the article, then when someone responds to her the GOVERNMENTS line literally telling her about the screens and the 15 minute city trial, gone into attack mode (agent smith - watch the matrix, say certain things and suddenly the person youre talking to turns into a government controlled agent)

Then i realised something - The 'crazy conspiracy theorists' and the government, are now using, exactly the same words, exactly the same terms, to describe exactly the same thing. The articles themselves, quite specifically, pointed out, the where why how and what of the 'government run trial' which is identical to the government run trials in multiple cities all around the world (Oxford coming to mind immediately, only theyre not pretending its about 'beautifying the city') and is literally already in force, and controlled by the jab passes which most fucking victorians are calling out as being 'bad stuff' in China.

These cunts dont read. They dont read articles. They only read headlines, and when weasel words are put into the headlines, they literally groan and flick past it, thereby allowing, as per 'crazy conspiracy theorists' and as per the universal law of evil (the perpetrators must describe to us exactly what theyre doing without hiding it, and the victims must give their consent) the people to be told exactly whats coming for them.

Upside is, those that are awake and have not and never will give their consent will not be bound by the laws of these schemes - Us that point blank refused masks, refused the jabs, refused lockdowns, refused the 'essential worker permits' (Sicherheitspass - look it up, its been done before) cannot in any way shape or form be bound by these mandates, these fucking idiots are going to lock themselves up and leave the world for the rest of us.

PS - inb4 'herp derp shouldnt have given up your guns' - you people saying that have still not done fuck all about your openly stolen election, and weve still got guns. Dont even bother.

/Rant
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An artist struggling to pay rent turned a dumpster into a tiny home for $4,800     (archive.ph)
submitted by froggy to Newsofthestupid 1.1 years ago (+5/-0)
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DUMBASS treasure hunter leads Feds to a 7 ton cache of lost gold, SHOCKED when they confiscate it in the middle of the night     (www.theguardian.com)
submitted by Endo_Aryan to Newsofthestupid 1.2 years ago (+75/-0)
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https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2023/feb/19/treasure-hunter-civil-war-gold-fbi-accused-cover-up

He thought the federal government would do the right thing, after all we've been through? Good going, Mr "Finders Keepers". How did that appeal to authority work out for you?