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MaryXmas
Member for: 2.8 years

scp: 1449 (+1731/-282)
ccp: 2030 (+2239/-209)
votes given: 44640 (+40430/-4210)
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Thot Bot Patrol     (external-content.duckduckgo.com)

submitted by MaryXmas to ThotPatrol 10 months ago

1 comments

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Welcome New Nigger Faggot @OnlytheTruth!      (files.catbox.moe)

submitted by MaryXmas to whatever 10 months ago

9 comments

Got some popular posts already.

https://www.upgoat.net/profile?user=OnlytheTruth


Also not sure why the pic looks like it has sepia tone... ?
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Why do boomers love Schwinn bikes?      (ShitBoomersSay)

submitted by MaryXmas to ShitBoomersSay 10 months ago

4 comments

They WERE quality, then they moved manufacturing overseas and they are shit, just like all the other Wal-Mart bikes. They started going downhill in the 80s, just like everyone else. That is nearly 40 years ago.

Schwinn bikes - made in Taiwan.
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@FacelessOne     (external-content.duckduckgo.com)

submitted by MaryXmas to soapdoxbanhammer 10 months ago

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When @system says no whichever postin in whichever     (external-content.duckduckgo.com)

submitted by MaryXmas to Whichever 10 months ago

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When @system says no whatever postin in whatever.     (external-content.duckduckgo.com)

submitted by MaryXmas to whatever 10 months ago

4 comments

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Disgusting Monkey doesn't like banana.      (external-content.duckduckgo.com)

submitted by MaryXmas to BANANA 10 months ago

1 comments

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Banana sending a message     (external-content.duckduckgo.com)

submitted by MaryXmas to BANANA 10 months ago

3 comments

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Racist Banana     (external-content.duckduckgo.com)

submitted by MaryXmas to BANANA 10 months ago

0 comments

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New milestone - mortgage owed is 79k!      (DebtFree)

submitted by MaryXmas to DebtFree 10 months ago

19 comments

I want to be debt free and financially independent. Cars are paid off, and I have no other consumer debt. It took a long time to get here but i am glad i put in the work. You can do it too.
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If-     (Fatherhood)

submitted by MaryXmas to Fatherhood 10 months ago

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If you can keep your head when all about you
Are losing theirs and blaming it on you;
If you can trust yourself when all men doubt you,
But make allowance for their doubting too;
If you can wait and not be tired by waiting,
Or, being lied about, don’t deal in lies,
Or, being hated, don’t give way to hating,
And yet don’t look too good, nor talk too wise;

If you can dream—and not make dreams your master;
If you can think—and not make thoughts your aim;
If you can meet with triumph and disaster
And treat those two impostors just the same;
If you can bear to hear the truth you’ve spoken
Twisted by knaves to make a trap for fools,
Or watch the things you gave your life to broken,
And stoop and build ’em up with wornout tools;

If you can make one heap of all your winnings
And risk it on one turn of pitch-and-toss,
And lose, and start again at your beginnings
And never breathe a word about your loss;
If you can force your heart and nerve and sinew
To serve your turn long after they are gone,
And so hold on when there is nothing in you
Except the Will which says to them: “Hold on”;

If you can talk with crowds and keep your virtue,
Or walk with kings—nor lose the common touch;
If neither foes nor loving friends can hurt you;
If all men count with you, but none too much;
If you can fill the unforgiving minute
With sixty seconds’ worth of distance run—
Yours is the Earth and everything that’s in it,
And—which is more—you’ll be a Man, my son!
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Men's banana hammock     (images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com)

submitted by MaryXmas to BANANA 10 months ago

1 comments

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I legally changed my name to Levi Katz.     (shitpost)

submitted by MaryXmas to shitpost 10 months ago

12 comments

In the last 2 weeks, I got a 2 million dollar loan at the bank, purchased some slum real estate and topped it off with a tiny hat. I am not jewish, but I just got duel citizenship to israel.
The world is my kosher oyster.
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Who is the best male role model you can think of?      (Fatherhood)

submitted by MaryXmas to Fatherhood 10 months ago

121 comments

I really can't think of many. Andrew Jackson? Hemingway?
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Poll: was Michael Jackson a nigger?      (whatever)

submitted by MaryXmas to whatever 10 months ago

6 comments

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What do young men in our society need from other men?     (Fatherhood)

submitted by MaryXmas to Fatherhood 10 months ago

38 comments

So from the other poll, around 50% of goats have seriously considered or attempted suicide. This is unacceptable and I feel like we are failing the men and boys in our lives. What is the solution or what should we be thinking about as men?

Scouts? Clubs? Bowling leagues? I know even having a father in the household is a huge step forward.
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Survey for Men: Have you ever seriously considered or attempted suicide?      (AskUpgoat)

submitted by MaryXmas to AskUpgoat 10 months ago

65 comments

I mean, duh, I have. Anyone else?
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What i didn't spend..      (DebtFree)

submitted by MaryXmas to DebtFree 11 months ago

32 comments

I would like a new car, but the old one runs fine. I want one of those blades you put on a weedwacker, a new shed, and a greenhouse. Instead of buying any of those, I put the money towards paying off my house.

If I spend $1000 on my mortgage, I save $500 in interest. This means for every dollar I spend on paying off my mortgage, I get an immediate 50% return, not to mention the years of my life back. Yes.
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Introducing v/ DebtFree      (NewSubIntro)

submitted by MaryXmas to NewSubIntro 11 months ago

9 comments

Pay off your cards, your mortgage, your cars. No need to spend what you don't already have. Plus... you already know who's favorite activity is loaning money...
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What's the best way to glue shoes together?      (AskUpgoat)

submitted by MaryXmas to AskUpgoat 11 months ago

10 comments

I just got a pair of leather soled boots gone and the glue broke. Any recommendations? Also need some glue for some made in China trainers that are already splitting at the sole.
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AI can do amazing things.      (files.catbox.moe)

submitted by MaryXmas to AI_art 1 year ago

4 comments

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Are you guys "social"?     (whatever)

submitted by MaryXmas to whatever 1 year ago

71 comments

I went to a grad party at a relatives house and it dawns on me how incredibly unsociable I am. There was some serious money at that party and that had a little to do with it but, I really had no interest in speaking with any of the people there. It was like they are living their life on easy mode, bankers, Drs., lawyers, etc., while recreationally golfing and then I am living my life on hard mode. I still have a white collar job but I slaughter my own chickens, grow my own vegetables and chop my own firewood.

Am I missing something by going my own way?
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Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.      (Dads)

submitted by MaryXmas to Dads 1 year ago

7 comments

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Cigar Recommendations for a Casual Puffer      (AskUpgoat)

submitted by MaryXmas to AskUpgoat 1 year ago

25 comments

Looking for some online cigars as my local sin shop has bad hours and is hard to get to and they have a shitty selection anyhow. Any recommendations for a sampler pack of 6 or 12? I lean toward the sweeter stuff. Maybe 50-70 bucks?
Thanks pals.
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Hey @bigguyfromqueens, what's up with the migrants in nyc?     (whatever)

submitted by MaryXmas to whatever 1 year ago

4 comments

I keep hearing about migrants taking over whole hotels over by port authority/midtown west. What's going on?
Also, I think you know about hotels so you would be a good person to ask.